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Character: Danrus
Guild: Kindred Paths
Server: Crushbone
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Re: NSFW NSFW: Yay Gaige isnt an assassin anymore
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Originally Posted by Khylan
LOL, One hell of a read.
You know it has to suck to have you mom be able to read this, and your dad, and anyone else that if I had an E-mail for I would have sent a link to if i were one of the ones being wronged. I'm just a vengeful son-of-a-bitch that way. I had a detective follow my second wife when I figured out shit wasn't right, had pictures of her doing all kinds of shit with her boss, I e-mailed those pictures to every single member of her familly and simply stated "this is way i'm divorcing you daughter/Granddaughter/Sister Etc.)
LOL most of them didn't appreciate it, but I felt better knowing that the lying bitch wasn't gonna be able to half truth that shit to her familly and say she was getting divorced because of another reason.
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LMAO - had a buddy in the military did almost the same thing. We were in England when Desert Storm started, and he got a letter from his girlfriend in college - she was breaking up with him. In the letter, there was a polaroid of her fucking 3 dudes.
He mailed the polaroid to her father, and wrote on the picture "Dad - having a great time in College - please send money."
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04-18-2008, 02:18 PM
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Character: Brick
Server: Oasis
Posts: 477
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Re: Yay Gaige isnt an assassin anymore
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Originally Posted by Gaige
I don't believe in safe sex for several reasons, but the main one is because lets say I find some really hot bitch to fuck and I decide "omg I don't know where she has been, better use a condom!" I think have sex via latex with no creampie. As I'm leaving her a house, a meteor falls out of the sky and smashes me, or I get hit by a bus, or a tree falls over and lands on me.
Thank God I had safe sex and won't have AIDS in the afterlife!
No one lives forever, creampies are amazing, I'm not giving them up for anything.
Besides, ever read Craigslist? Its full of hot chicks who have uncurable shit like herpes looking for guys with herpes so they can rub naughties.
Just saying.
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This is some of the most retarted shit I've read in my life. |
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04-18-2008, 02:22 PM
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Character: Retired
Guild: Onyx
Server: Nagafen
Posts: 9,515
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Re: NSFW NSFW: Yay Gaige isnt an assassin anymore
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Originally Posted by Danrus
LMAO - had a buddy in the military did almost the same thing. We were in England when Desert Storm started, and he got a letter from his girlfriend in college - she was breaking up with him. In the letter, there was a polaroid of her fucking 3 dudes.
He mailed the polaroid to her father, and wrote on the picture "Dad - having a great time in College - please send money."
Never heard how the rest of it turned out...but we laughed our asses off about it.
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God that owns lol.
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04-18-2008, 02:36 PM
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<3 OMG Claire!! <3
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Re: Yay Gaige isnt an assassin anymore
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Originally Posted by Judist
This is some of the most retarted shit I've read in my life.
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Is it really? People worry so much about cancer, AIDs, disease and all sorts of shit. Then they get in a car everyday multiple times which statisically is a way bigger risk of death.
Everything you do has some sort of risk involved. You could live your entire fucking life eating right, exercising, driving safe, having protected sex (or none at all) and randomly die in some accident.
I don't see the point. Everyone is going to die. I'm going to live my life the way I want, doing the things I enjoy with no bullshit.
I'm not going to live it scared in an attempt to be shitting myself at 83 like my grandfather was, waiting to die.
I'd rather die young doing the shit I loved to do, then live my life like a pansy, get to be 60 totally healthy, go outside to check my mail and get ran over by some drunk kid getting head from his girlfriend.
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04-18-2008, 02:46 PM
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Character: Frogweiser
Guild: Voracity
Server: Kithicor
Posts: 1,019
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Re: Yay Gaige isnt an assassin anymore
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Originally Posted by Gaige
Get to be 60 totally healthy, go outside to check my mail and get ran over by some drunk kid getting head from his girlfriend.
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I'm going to live my life by this now, Gaige is 10/10 in my book.
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04-18-2008, 03:11 PM
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Character: Icasta
Guild: Machine
Server: Unrest
Posts: 177
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Re: NSFW NSFW: Yay Gaige isnt an assassin anymore
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Originally Posted by Danrus
LMAO - had a buddy in the military did almost the same thing. We were in England when Desert Storm started, and he got a letter from his girlfriend in college - she was breaking up with him. In the letter, there was a polaroid of her fucking 3 dudes.
He mailed the polaroid to her father, and wrote on the picture "Dad - having a great time in College - please send money."
Never heard how the rest of it turned out...but we laughed our asses off about it.
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amazing lmao i wish i had a story this awesome
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04-18-2008, 03:28 PM
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Character: Benjiyardo
Server: Crushbone
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Re: NSFW NSFW: Yay Gaige isnt an assassin anymore
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Originally Posted by Gaige
I would have, obviously, because sluts are like burritos, easy to get and satisfying, at least short term.
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Do the sluts give you Diarrhea too, or do they just make you leak elsewhere?~
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04-18-2008, 03:42 PM
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Re: NSFW NSFW: Yay Gaige isnt an assassin anymore
I'm sick one day and I miss, porn, sex, blood, drama, emotional break downs, emotional instablity, crazy ass chicks...
Makes me not miss being young. For some reason, between ages 18 to 30, chicks become fucking weird. After 30, they become normal again.
This chick will probably settle down after 30 in some professional job. A fellow employ will send her an email one day with one of these pics, Is this really you?!?
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04-18-2008, 03:53 PM
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Plox Family Crime Syndicate
Character: Willamena
Guild: Shoukin
Server: Nektulos
Posts: 54
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Re: NSFW NSFW: Yay Gaige isnt an assassin anymore
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Originally Posted by LFG
Gramma's Electrolux cannister FTW!
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The is the truest statement in this thread. Well, that and something about that chick being a huge whore. |
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04-18-2008, 03:54 PM
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Character: Cervanto
Server: AB
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Re: NSFW NSFW: Yay Gaige isnt an assassin anymore
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Originally Posted by Kesselia
LOL oh ..vacuum's....I can recommend a good one...Dyson is good but expensive. =) Top of the line is Rainbow I think...and it's half vacuum half steam cleaner...if anyone has 2k to donate to the "Kess Vacuum Fund" I'd greatly appreciate it...my house is a mess and I just shelled out over $200 to have Stanley Steemer clean my rug of Ketchup, mustard, relish and Nesquik chocolate powder..../sigh
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The Kenmore bagless vacuum from Sears is actually less expensive and rated highest by Consumer Reports. I have a Dyson and love it. Of course, some cocksucker showed me the CR after I bought it already. |
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