Talonis aka "my little pony sodomizer"

Skrye · 12-19-2006, 07:13 PM

He simply admits to living on a farm and having sexual acts with the talonis mcdonald farmlife. Can anyone attest to this?

Epitaphe · 12-20-2006, 04:36 AM

weak, very weak.
i dont think you should have been everbeen given post right, nor should you have been made aware of the existance of this site.
But then again it wouldnt be as funny if you werent aware of you own rate a retard thread and trying to pathetically defend yourself.
You were the server joke until tnilf you abdicted in favor of tnilf, if you were to come back i m not sure wich of you two would get the server joke crown.

Devarabriel · 12-20-2006, 04:45 AM

ah, the attempt to a witty reply...has failed, sorry skrye, gotta be more creative on these boards.

Baiynne · 12-20-2006, 08:30 AM

So please tell us all Skrye, what is the name of your latest Franchise guild you'll be starting up this week, only to bail on them a month later? Find another online lover did ya?

BTW I doubt this is the Real Skrye, he is far to busy chasing online love interests to bother with this forum.

Talonis · 12-20-2006, 08:54 AM

Baiynne, this is MY retard thread. Take all the good Skrye material to his thread. It shouldn't be hard to find. It'll be one of the top threads for a while.

Since dumbass doesn't have a damned thing on me, he is creating a little bestiality thing here. Skrye, since the only person you have EVER been good at slamming is yourself, I'll give you some help with your little flame thread here. I'd hate to see you add "failed flamer" to the RL and fantasy world failure resume.

Here goes:

Skrye, you dummy head. I do not like my little pony alot. I do not chase sheep. I cannot believe I called myself a redneck and then you called me it too. I am about to cry. Stop, bad man. Ok. I admit it. I bang my little pony. I love it when I get balls deep into my little pony and the tail makes it look like I have long pink pubes. Busted. Guilty.

Now fuck off and get some rest. You have a busy day of failing tomorrow. Try zerging the fries. If they burn you, revive at the microwave and run back. I hear all the best fry guys do that.

Baiynne · 12-20-2006, 09:09 AM

Sorry Tal, this was the first one I saw this morning and I couldn't resist ROFLMAO. Looks like I'm gonna have another fun filled day of reading the boards here at work. Thanks for being retarded enough to show up on these boards Skrye!

MeridianR · 12-20-2006, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talonis

Now fuck off and get some rest. You have a busy day of failing tomorrow. Try zerging the fries. If they burn you, revive at the microwave and run back. I hear all the best fry guys do that.

This might be the best fucking comment I have read on these boards yet.....Tally you fucking rock, but on the DL you have any room up there I lose chasing me some sheep too.

Skrye · 12-20-2006, 05:22 PM

Baiynne youre a faggot. Phov youre a faggot.

You guys are little pussies that hide behind mommy and take stabs at people that have more balls then you do.

At least I have the balls to form my own guild, rather then guildhop to the next best thing to get my shit. Go get some balls and pop some pimples then maybe youll even get laid.

Talonis will surely be there with his little squad of nerds, having rodeos on his llama farm. Im sure he will save a spot for you near the barn.

MeridianR · 12-20-2006, 05:37 PM

Hey Baiynne have you ever had to try to get ass through a video game?

Yeah me either....lol this boards entertainment value skyrocketed when you joined Skrye, thanks man.

Sciomar · 12-20-2006, 05:43 PM

WTH?!?! This isn't a dating website as well as flame forum? Damnit guess I should delete my drafts of love letters to the female gamers