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  1. #991
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    Default Re: LFG, Born-Again Christian

    Quote Originally Posted by Vainamoinen View Post
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    Simply fucking horrible. You try to point out my so-called lame attempts to flame and you come up with the likes of this? Custom Title =/= Free pass to being a fucking tool. Yeah I know, its early, I just woke up, and burnt alot of my good, off the cuff material already in another thread. Im gonna concede this one to you, I hang my head in shame.

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    I like how you've started using "son" every time you address someone now. Its kinda cute how you saw the "cool" kids use it to act all hard, so you're giving it a shot now! I think you should check my previous posts, I been using "son", "muffin" and "Nancy" for years on this site.

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    Well, lets look at it this way. My one-liner sparked a fucking thesis-sized response from you. Character Flaw: I like to write.

    And, yes, I am surprised. Especially from someone who claims to be a hard-ass muthafucka, dick-swallowing ex-con. I mean, aren't you fuckers supposed to work out while in prison to keep the alphas happy? Or were you just one of those pudgy little goofs that even the pedo's would gang rape for shits and giggles? Pedos dont get to rape people in the joint, that would get holes blasted in them quick, and deservedly so. Mostly they keep those cats in PC (Protective Custody) for their own safety.
    I was however raped by a Simoan dude who wighed 700 lbs, smelled like fish, rice and sweat, and who used to call me his "little canoe" because he fit so snugly inside me. God I miss Muk-lukluk. Ill always have a special place for him, inside my bowels....


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    You need to learn how to spell before that kind of insult holds any wieght whatsoever. Yeah, I pulled the spelling card, OMG! You pulled the creative writing card... wtf? I personally think theres a difference: bad spelling could be a typo, or a complete lack of caring, but being an uncreative writer sucks worse, because it means even though you COULD spell a flame right, your brain isnt advanced enough to form the abstract though process needed to whip up a good plan. One means your lazy, and the other means your stupid.
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  2. #992
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    Default Re: LFG, Born-Again Christian

    DING lvl 100 MOTHER FUCKERS!!!


    This thread has been brought to you by LFG, Jesus and the Avatar of Evil....


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    Default Re: LFG, Born-Again Christian

    Get over yourself you giant homo.
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    Default Re: LFG, Born-Again Christian

    Quote Originally Posted by Vainamoinen View Post
    I predict you will be a sales rep on the Home Shopping Channel.
    That does sound like a cool job, but I'm already a sales rep. Outside sales, manufacturers rep. I work out of my home. My fav part of my job is wearing my jammies until late afternoon, unless I need to take someone to lunch.

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    Default Re: LFG, Born-Again Christian

    Quote Originally Posted by LFG View Post
    That does sound like a cool job, but I'm already a drug dealer. Im in Outside sales, or as some call it, a drug dealer with a car, and Im a manufacturers rep who knows the guy who runs the meth lab. I work out of my home. Which is what we say when were unemployed to explain why were still asleep at 2 in the afternoon. My fav part of my job is wearing my jammies until late afternoon, because Im unemployed, unless I need to take someone to lunch. or have to deliver some meth.
    Fixed.
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    Default Re: LFG, Born-Again Christian

    Wow. Pretty fucking talented there, Alesis. You took a post-secondary English class to be able to come up with stuff like that? Amazing!!!

    The best part is you're so apt to poke holes in the dumb-ass beliefs of a simpleton Fundamentalist, yet for some reason you believe that what you have to say has any relevance/intelligence to it.... you need to change the custom title to Avatar of Irony.

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    Default Re: LFG, Born-Again Christian

    Don't make fun of his avatar or custom title. It's all he has and he might commit irl suicide. Oh wait...carry on then. I smell an hero in the making.
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    Default Re: LFG, Born-Again Christian

    This thread has reached the ripe old age where it is time for it to die. I think now I shall let her retire in peace, she deserves the rest.

    Thanks LFG, was a good time....no hard feelings right? We can do me next, Ill take the hot seat, np.

    See you guys in another thread, Im retiring from this one....It was a real good time.

    So long, and thanks for all the fish.

    -A
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    Default Re: LFG, Born-Again Christian

    I declare Jesus the winner in this thread.

    God bless you all!

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