"You could do 500 fat chicks for 100 bucks...OR you could do 50 really fat chicks for 1000 bucks." Giggity.
I don't see the microwave. Pretty sure thats a computer, she must have been getting some cyber dick the previous night.
It's only weird if it doesn't work.
for all the boob talk in this thread. very lil actual good boobage.
Normally, if she's even got a sliver of sexiness about her, I'd say something like "don't hate, give a chubby gal a go." Afterall, all you gotta do is slap 'em on the thigh and ride the wave in, am I right? Besides, after you're done, she's probably willing to whip you up a grilled cheese sandwich.
This chick though? Not so much. Two sausage-thumbs down.
(I didn't click the links. I've learned my lessons from the internets. But dogfucking? For real? Dayum.)
"Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."
ROFLMAO this is fucking EPIC =D
That video was hilarious. I need to xfer servers where more of this crazy shit happens. We haven't had any crazy motherfuckers lately.
Edit: Or dogfuckers either lulz