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    Default Re: Esachasa - EverFrost

    "You could do 500 fat chicks for 100 bucks...OR you could do 50 really fat chicks for 1000 bucks." Giggity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M0rticia View Post
    Thanks for that. I can never resist clicking on a link so I guess I deserved it. I'd always been looking for a reason to gouge out my eyes...now I have one.

    Can't someone call the ASPCA and save the dog before she microwaves it?

    My god, when will these huge chicks realize that big tits do not mean a damn thing if you're a whale? My friend dated a huge chick with cow udder tits for a while and he said that they were all saggy and veiny...and they were stinky underneath because of boob sweat.

    Hey, as an added bonus, they will sag more as she gets older. By the time she's in her 40's her tits will be at her knees. Yeah, that's REALLY fucking sexy!

    So in conclusion:

    Big tits + fat ass chick = FAIL
    Big tits + skinny chick = WIN
    Average tits + skinny chick = WIN

    Actually...

    Any tits + skinny chick = WIN
    tits + dogfucker = DOGFUCKER
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    Default Re: Esachasa - EverFrost

    Quote Originally Posted by Hoss View Post
    lawl, note the microwave and all the takeout in a trashbag on top of her bed, =D

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    Default Re: Esachasa - EverFrost

    I don't see the microwave. Pretty sure thats a computer, she must have been getting some cyber dick the previous night.
    It's only weird if it doesn't work.

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    Default Re: Esachasa - EverFrost

    for all the boob talk in this thread. very lil actual good boobage.
    ~L.C~

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    Normally, if she's even got a sliver of sexiness about her, I'd say something like "don't hate, give a chubby gal a go." Afterall, all you gotta do is slap 'em on the thigh and ride the wave in, am I right? Besides, after you're done, she's probably willing to whip you up a grilled cheese sandwich.

    This chick though? Not so much. Two sausage-thumbs down.

    (I didn't click the links. I've learned my lessons from the internets. But dogfucking? For real? Dayum.)
    "Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."

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    ROFLMAO this is fucking EPIC =D

    That video was hilarious. I need to xfer servers where more of this crazy shit happens. We haven't had any crazy motherfuckers lately.

    Edit: Or dogfuckers either lulz

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    Default Re: Esachasa - EverFrost

    Quote Originally Posted by Malevolence View Post
    I'd do her and her friend.
    Just her friend for me, thx.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taylen View Post
    what about
    Big tits + Average chick?
    Win.

    The worst is small tits + fat chick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lightcloud View Post
    a wise man once said.
    "fat chicks need love to, but they gotta pay."
    for 100bux. ill rock her world
    Giggity.

    This is equally disturbing and lulz... I give it a 14 out of 10.

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