View Poll Results: Should Sam Deathwalker move from WoW to EQ2?

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  • Yes, Brenlo's increase in blood pressure and loss of sleep would be awesome to watch

    71 25.09%

  • Yes, because it would prove Sam doesn't have the skeelz to box 24 toons in EQ2

    50 17.67%

  • No, because Sam would undoubtedly roll on AB or Nagafen and it would upset those communities

    30 10.60%

  • No, sex offenders who advocate sex with 16 year olds should not be allowed to play PG rated MMORPGs

    132 46.64%
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  1. 08-12-2009, 09:30 AM #1041
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    Default Re: Sam Deathwalker

    Quote Originally Posted by Sam DeathWalker View Post
    Well one time in prison 4 big black guys and a 5th who was short but looked tough cause he smoked a cigar held me down to rape me. But when they got my pants off and saw what I had hanging they were so embarresed they couldn't even get it up. They had to go into therapy to try and have a normal sex life after that.

    Ya then when I went to a new prison there was this guy there they called him "Big Daddy - Long Johnson". But then after everyone saw me in the shower they called him "Pee Wee Hermen".
    I bet instead of wearing a necktie, you just paint stripes on your penis and let it loop down from the top of your shirt.
  2. 08-12-2009, 09:55 AM #1042
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    Quote Originally Posted by LFG View Post
    I bet instead of wearing a necktie, you just paint stripes on your penis and let it loop down from the top of your shirt.
    LOL, that made me splurt water over my keyboard....
    Had a very shit day at work..some twat called me "you are no better than a pedophile" - I thought..I'm not 55 year old man. (I have a very bad job, people want to kill me alot lol)

    So ya just made me laugh. Yey for LFG! *hug*
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  3. 08-12-2009, 11:42 AM #1043
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    Quote Originally Posted by LFG View Post
    I bet instead of wearing a necktie, you just paint stripes on your penis and let it loop down from the top of your shirt.
    That's sig material, good sir.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LFG View Post
    I bet instead of wearing a necktie, you just paint stripes on your penis and let it loop down from the top of your shirt.
  4. 08-13-2009, 08:55 AM #1044
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    Quote Originally Posted by LFG View Post
    I bet instead of wearing a necktie, you just paint stripes on your penis and let it loop down from the top of your shirt.
    Well since he is Sasquatch the Clown, he can make funny shapes and animals much like as if it where a balloon, a tie would be an easy trick. what ever it takes to keep the kiddos entertained.

    look at that hair
  5. 08-13-2009, 01:18 PM #1045
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taylen View Post
    LOL, that made me splurt water over my keyboard....
    Had a very shit day at work..some twat called me "you are no better than a pedophile" - I thought..I'm not 55 year old man. (I have a very bad job, people want to kill me alot lol)

    So ya just made me laugh. Yey for LFG! *hug*
    LOL you must be a traffic warden
  6. 08-13-2009, 01:21 PM #1046
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    What do you do taylen?
    It's only weird if it doesn't work.
  7. 08-13-2009, 04:29 PM #1047
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoss View Post
    What do you do taylen?
    She splurts instead of swallowing..damn, i had high hopes.
  8. 08-13-2009, 09:44 PM #1048
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    Default Re: Sam Deathwalker

    He still looks like a mad scientist.
  9. 08-13-2009, 11:20 PM #1049
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    Current thoughts of Pink Poodle are...

  10. 08-14-2009, 01:10 AM #1050
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    Default Re: Sam Deathwalker

    I swear I've seen that guy on TV before.




    Too bad that's the best quality clip on youtube and it doesn't show the points of view that Sam also has about the older cultures.
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