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    Default Re: Lalen(Darthorx) the fake veteran douchebag.

    Quote Originally Posted by LFG View Post
    Maybe what he meant is that he worked for Kentucky Fried Chicken, and he made it all the way to one rank below Colonel Sanders.
    Ok that was kinda corny but I'll admit I lolled

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    Default Re: Lalen(Darthorx) the fake veteran douchebag.

    Quote Originally Posted by Crabbok View Post
    Just for lulz.... I'd like to propose a 100% Anti-Flame policy for anyone who would like to post here in his defense. Doesn't mean we won't discuss it with you, but at least I personally won't call you a retard or names like that.
    I like him, and think he is telling the truth.

    You people think you can prove or disprove anything with your facts and damn logic........well he looks like a stand up guy and that is enough for me.

    My god people, just take a look at his face and tell me that is a face of a liar. Can you?

    No I thought not.

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    Default Re: Lalen(Darthorx) the fake veteran douchebag.

    Whats really funny is this guys logic. You don't even need to do research to see that he is just making this stuff up as he goes along. Look at one tidbit he posted last night:
    SRC: Military Commissioned Officer Promotions
    Not sure how the formatting will be but here it goes:
    Promote to: Time in Service 1 Minimum Time in Grade 2
    Promotion Opportunity
    0-2 18 months 18 months Fully qualified (nearly 100 percent)
    0-3 4 years 2 years Fully qualified (nearly 100 percent)
    0-4 10 years 3 years Best qualified (80 percent)

    So 6 years assuming NO credits from an enlistment is carried over and assuming 1 was waived across the board because you kissed a lot of ass. But lets look at the annotations:
    Note the red. He JUST linked you a site that proves it takes 10 years time in service to make major, and says "So 6 years". I don't know why he thinks he's allowed to simply subtract the 4 years that are required for captain from the requirements for Major... It's 10 years time in service to make Major. The reason it says 4 of Captain, is that it takes 4 years to make Captain. It doesn't mean that if you are enlisted, you could somehow become a Major at 6 years.


    I'd also like to note that the same 6 year difference is present between Lieutenant Colonel, and Colonel, which by Mr Wells' logic would make every Enlisted man, elligible for promotion to Colonel by the 6 year mark.

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    Default Re: Lalen(Darthorx) the fake veteran douchebag.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gretam View Post
    In there does it list term of enlistments? Because he prob did go in at '00 and came out in '03 / '04 (By what he states Dec '03) so possibly not even full 4 year enlistment.
    Not all enlistments are for 4 years, other options include 2 years for particular jobs (possibly infantry only) 3 years on up to 6 years.

    January '00 till Dec '03 could kinda be considered a 4 year enlistment if he wasn't counting terminal leave as every one else i have ever known does. Then again the same everyone else doesn't call a LTC a half bird.

    Any term that isn't an even number however would likely be a chapter discharge, be it medical, failure to adapt, disciplinary or hardship.

    Considering this guys sincere difficult in being truthful i wouldn't be surprised if his term found a way of being cut short.

    BTW my BCT commander, Colonel Fuller, was an ROTC graduate and was recently promoted to BG. Wouldn't be surprised if he went further up, awesome commander. Just to cite i specific example among thousands that Laalon is full of shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grog View Post
    Not all enlistments are for 4 years, other options include 2 years for particular jobs (possibly infantry only) 3 years on up to 6 years.

    January '00 till Dec '03 could kinda be considered a 4 year enlistment if he wasn't counting terminal leave as every one else i have ever known does. Then again the same everyone else doesn't call a LTC a half bird.

    Any term that isn't an even number however would likely be a chapter discharge, be it medical, failure to adapt, disciplinary or hardship.

    Considering this guys sincere difficult in being truthful i wouldn't be surprised if his term found a way of being cut short.

    BTW my BCT commander, Colonel Fuller, was an ROTC graduate and was recently promoted to BG. Wouldn't be surprised if he went further up, awesome commander. Just to cite i specific example among thousands that Laalon is full of shit.
    My comment was more that he states he entered the service in '00 (think he said Nov '00) and left the service in Dec '03. Which by basic math skills and knowledge of the roman calendar system that we use that is 3 years 1 month. The question about is there enlisted dates was to Crabb who looked up what ranks various "Michael Wells" attained. If each of those ranks / names had an associated date of enlistment / departure than you can narrow it down to what rank M. L. Wells actually made in the armed forces.

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    Default Re: Lalen(Darthorx) the fake veteran douchebag.

    Quote Originally Posted by Crabbok View Post
    Whats really funny is this guys logic. You don't even need to do research to see that he is just making this stuff up as he goes along. Look at one tidbit he posted last night:


    Note the red. He JUST linked you a site that proves it takes 10 years time in service to make major, and says "So 6 years". I don't know why he thinks he's allowed to simply subtract the 4 years that are required for captain from the requirements for Major... It's 10 years time in service to make Major. The reason it says 4 of Captain, is that it takes 4 years to make Captain. It doesn't mean that if you are enlisted, you could somehow become a Major at 6 years.


    I'd also like to note that the same 6 year difference is present between Lieutenant Colonel, and Colonel, which by Mr Wells' logic would make every Enlisted man, elligible for promotion to Colonel by the 6 year mark.
    ^^^ This.
    I never served in the military and will defer knowledge of that matter to others. However the link to what it takes to be promoted is pretty damn clear. "Years in Service" is pretty clear that you have to serve 10 years before being promoted to 0-4. He is confusing "minimal time served in grade" with "minimal time served in armed forces". Which i am pretty confident that you have to serve a min of 3 years as 0-3 before being promoted to 0-4 in conjuncture with serving a total of 10 years in the armed forces.

    Basically if you got promoted to 0-3 on your 4th year in the service you would be stuck there for 6 years NOT 3 before becoming an 0-4. However the day your 10th year hit you would be an 0-4 most likely. Similarly you were promoted to 0-3 in your 8th year of service than you could not become an 0-4 until your 11th year because you must serve that min 3 years at 0-3.

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    Default Re: Lalen(Darthorx) the fake veteran douchebag.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gretam View Post
    My comment was more that he states he entered the service in '00 (think he said Nov '00) and left the service in Dec '03. Which by basic math skills and knowledge of the roman calendar system that we use that is 3 years 1 month. The question about is there enlisted dates was to Crabb who looked up what ranks various "Michael Wells" attained. If each of those ranks / names had an associated date of enlistment / departure than you can narrow it down to what rank M. L. Wells actually made in the armed forces.
    Having been so close to the Colonel, I bet he knows the seekret recipe, mmmmm, 11 herbs and spices . . .

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    Default Re: Lalen(Darthorx) the fake veteran douchebag.

    ah kk

    I haven't logged onto AKO in many years, barely even did so while i was active, no idea how much info beyond name and a contact e-mail is listed. I don't recall there being much beyond that.

    Yeah if his enlistment was indeed 3 years and one month rather than 3 years even.....Chapter.

    I never was stationed oconus, but i seem to remember places such as Germany and Italy requiring that an unaccompanied soldier remain there for 2 years and one accompanied with dependents remain there for 3. Have 2 years left and get orders for Germany = go alone or reenlist so that you may be accompanied.

    So had he been stationed in Germany of Italy, with wife and child, his service was not completed at the time of his discharge.
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    I just want to know whether he prefers original recipe, extra crispy, or grilled.

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    Default Re: Lalen(Darthorx) the fake veteran douchebag.

    Quote Originally Posted by LFG View Post
    Death before dismount, lol?

    Anyone besides me ever see an 1980s movie called "Johnny Dangerously"?

    This guy misuses words and cliches exactly like the main character in that movie. Here's a quote example:

    "I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves. "
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