AKA Lalolyen. AKA Darthorx. He's the guild leader of Divine reapers on Everfrost. He is also someone that disgraces veterans.
You may know him from these fun threads:
Mercenaries I'll come back to this one later. There's more serious stuff to address first.
Now his first thread here started out innocently enough. A bunch of silliness about him being made fun of for using Nazis in his post, his inability to comprehend basic terms, etc. Kind of funny stuff, mostly him being an angry noob raging at the world. Whatever, right?
Courtesy of Mrboggles.
A highlight of his genious posting:
But here's when shit gets serious. As most noob posters do, he decided to make himself a sig.
As we know, flames has no shortage of veterans. So it wasn't long before someone called him out on it. And this is where shit gets serious. He's caught in multiple lies and inconsistencies about his story as expected. And apparently he earned an accommodation metal. Probably from the above pic.
Maybe he is a veteran, maybe not. Its impossible to tell. Even if he was, his best case scenario is that he was a deployment dodging piece of shit that got married to another military member so he could retrain before he got out. But let's skip to the good part.
His bullet story from here:
Ok... Fair enough. But what really happened? Definitely not that. A little googling Lalolyen military turns up this link:
Does Honor Still Exist? :: ZAM
Uh oh. Someone's been called out before.
The irony is almost too much already. More to come.
Excellent work! This dude is a soup sandwich.
Forgot to mention, in that same thread he claims he's a retired army major. An 0-4. In 4 Years. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
So now that we've established the veteran thing is complete bullshit, lets move on to some other things.
Lalen's EQ2 profile courtesy of eq2players.
Holy shit. That character isn't even a year old. And he's already at 140 days? Someone definitely is unemployed, thats for sure. I wonder how his wife feels about that(Breha on everfrost btw, only 30 days playtime. Must be the breadwinner.)
Anyways... so Lalen likes to rage at forum mods. Hence his OP about SOE mods. Remember that merc thread? Well he's the main participant, taking on the world. Crabbok got sucked into it too for a while even. Sorry Crabbok, don't waste your time on this one.
I decided to troll him after he ran away from here and I saw him post on the official forums. Posting something to the effect of "Yay Mercs. I hope the make Lalen quit." resulted in a bunch of posts getting deleted. I was hoping for a thread lock, oh well. Oh, and this PM!
What really happened is the mods retconned the thread an entire day. Which apparently doesn't discourage Lalen! Because he reposted his very posts that got deleted this morning!
Note the timestamps. You'll have to take my word that he reposted the exact same thing, but I read both and that laundry list of quotes is unmistakable.
But lets dig a little deeper. Some more lalolyen googling turns this up from the EQemulator forums. Now this is where lalolyen really falls apart. Here's the link: MiniLogin decompiled/cracked - EQEmulator Forums
Hey... wait a minute... that looks familiar...
And for the finale:
He worked for SOE too!!!!!!!!!!!! This guy is amazing!
Fucking lol. Is it not enough to torture yourself and make yourself look fucking stupid in just one forum? No, not for someone as stupid as you. Sure hope he comes along and tries to defend himself or bring his "veteran honor" and try to come up with another bullshit story of why his opinion matters. I thought you got shot while trying to radio in for some stupid shit and on another forum your leg got taken off by an explosion? Way to prove yourself to be a huge disgrace to any of the respectable Armed Forces members. You still haven't answered my question though: how does someone with your brain power hold a gun and not kill himself?
He failed even in his PM to you. First its not truTV's 10 most stupid. It is Worlds Dumbest and it is a 20 count not 10. Also they were NOT hyena's in Who Framed Roger Rabbit, they were weasels. Fool cant get shit correct *sigh*.
Taste it, nerd.
In on the first page of a soon to be epic thread.
I bet he is a virgin too
Too many lies to keep shit straight!
OMFG this RaR has me cracking up, what a piece of shit he is, no wonder he turned tail and ran....
He came to the wrong place to try his brand of BS, I do hope he makes a return engagement though, I need the laughs.
Well done OP!
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