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    Default World's first ever HKO fanfic

    At least I assume it is:



    Like a one woman juggernaut, pere's reign of terror continued. Slaying everything in her path she flowed across the florapolis valley, like a river of blood and destruction.



    Hedgehogs and beetles fled at her coming. The last few pitiful survivors had brought word but none were to be spared the wrath of her angel's magic wand.

    Finally she made it to florapolis itself. She stumbled wearily over to Purin's mum and presented her with the tea which she had so cruelly requested. "Here" pere said, "take it. I hope it's sweet taste is untainted by the blood and suffering of the innocent with which it was bought".


    "I don't understand my child" said purin's mum. "It was not I who requested this tea, but gan-chan".

    Pere's eyes reflected the black pits of hell she had descended to in the course of her quest. "Then mother, i must leave you". She made her weary way back to the portal to florapolis valley, and was seen no more in those parts.



    Looking around her Pere realised that although wind grassland and windy path were indeed similar names, they were not the same. "Damn this mapmaker!" she said, crushing the map in one blood-stained fist. "I shall one day hunt you down and cut out your heart for your cruelty to poor lost travellers".

    Far away in his dark tower near a storm-tossed sea the mapmaker heard her words and cackled insanely. "Master!" he cried to a dark figure in the corner. The quest writer looked at him from under his black cowl.

    "What is it, lowly apprentice scum?"

    "Master, our quest to drive everyone completely insane is bearing fruit!"

    The quest writer just smiled his evil smile and went back to creating his nonsensical quests.



    Pere pondered the strangeness of her existance. That the eagles that soared majestically above the dream land carried in their claws the short bronze hair favoured by boys in Sanrio Town she no longer questioned. That the merchants would pay well for it was all that mattered.

    Another day, and another uneasy night's sleep dreaming her dreams of bloody combat. Washed down by a glass of ice cold milk, and a dream top for her pillow.

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    I like how you actually reached level 10. Fucking noob

    lol jks

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    Level 22 ktnhx :P

    There's not a lot to do past level 20 and I'm not sure I'm up to mindlessly grinding to 30 on level 16 mobs.

    I guess I could always hang out on my farm and grow more strawberries.

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    teehee, that's a good story ^^
    I like the added gore, it's much more quest-like ^^

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    Growing strawberries is awesome... especially now that I realized there is a "pause" feature lol. I kept wondering why everything kept dying so fast!!

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    i hope you're between 4-7 years old.
    anyone older than that should NEVER admit to playing a game like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borr View Post
    i hope you're between 4-7 years old.
    anyone older than that should NEVER admit to playing a game like that.
    About 90%+ of our guild is 18 years or older, and we have 200 people. >.>
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    Woot! ;(

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    thats pitiful, fucking sad.

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    someone is obviously, too cool to play HKO.

    now thats sad my friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borr View Post
    i hope you're between 4-7 years old.
    anyone older than that should NEVER admit to playing a game like that.
    So what you're trying to say is - you want an invite? It'll be fun, you can ooc in all of the newb zones about what cool items you just found! ;(

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