Delusion of Blackburrow
Uncle Cent wants YOU!
Sick of the same, old formulaic raid guild? Tired of "raid guilds" that don't want to talk to you unless you swear in e-blood that you will be available to do the raid leader's bidding 24x7? Does your ass get tired sitting on it 5 nights/week for 4 or 5 hours while some adolescent douchebag on a power trip tries to compensate for an eeny-weeny e-peen and his crappy job flipping burgers by yelling at mature adults because the strategy he got watching videos on YouTube doesn't seem to be getting Overking killed?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then Delusion might be the guild for you. Delusion was recently formed by experienced raiders who want to share good times with friends, while working their way through RoK content on a schedule that's family friendly and doesn't make our butts numb. Raids will be scheduled for weeknights-only to accomodate our friends on both coasts and leave weekends free for questing or, gasp, doing things other than playing EQ (for those of you who can't grasp that concept, please move along.. nothing more to see here).
If you want to experience succesful raiding with skilled players in RoK, without the need to feel like you have to ignore your kids, call-in to work, or never have the chance to just "play" EQ, help out friends, or just take a night to chill out and watch a movie with your new Burynai teddy bear, then lets talk.
Recruiting Requirements
Level: 80, all spells at AD3+
Server: Blackburrow
Classes:
Fury
(All skilled level 80 players will be considered, as raid spots tend to open up over the summer due to vacation schedules, changes in work schedules, and normal attrition)
Raid Schedule: Mon, Weds, Thur (9-12 eastern).
Qualifications: We're not looking for "l33t dEwdZ". In fact, if you're friggin uber,
we don't want you. You're gonna be a pain in my ass because you're gonna bitch that betty-lou isn't parsing high enough on her troub, or we're not progressive fast enough, or some other stupid "l33t" shit like that. You have 20 pages of uber guilds to choose from here, if that's what you're into. We might be relaxed folks, but we're still serious raiders who don't need all the uber bullshit.
We want your poor, your tired, your huddled masses. Give me the exceptionally average... the pillars of mediocrity.. the kids that didn't make it in Lake Wobegan!
Uncle Cent wants YOU! Not your stupid-ass friend that thinks your whole worth in life is whether you cleared VP before they changed it.
Contact: PM me here.. or blackburrow.centrist, blackburrow.radio, or blackburrow.cabana. If none of us are online, it means we're out getting drunk with women of questionable moral fiber and aren't worrying about who killed what when.
p.s. I'm not really your Uncle. Your mom just told you that when you were little.
p.p.s. Check us out at
http://www.delusion-eq2.org/
Delusion -- Blackburrow
