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[Hralp] of Guk, a cesspool of social hateration (including, but not limited to, atheism, foul language, and conspiracy theories of all political persuasions) and casual single-group pwnage, seeks additional players. Many of us play seasonally or just in time for the latest winback promotion, but things sure are fun whenever people are actually around! Sound enticing? Yeah, I don't think so either, but with our elite twenty-five levels—earned by a core of about four or five players, mind you—you should be able to get a nice discount on your next mountable rodent. So consider that a plus. Another nice thing is that we routinely ~*BLAST*~ through instances and our favoritestest trainwreckin' public dungeons with three-person groups, mastercrafted gear ablaze with the holy light reflected from our e-peens. There's nothing quite like it.

This is a guild for those who take their MMORPG experience with a grain of salt, and most in-game interactions with a whole lot of irony. When we misspell a word, it's either intentional, drunk, or both. If we call you "hon" or "hun," it's a joke. The same goes for "sweetpea" etc. Send a message to Selaine if interested. Over and out.