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    Default The Adventure Begins! (Open RP)

    On a cold and rainy day, the swashbuckler enters the tavern. He enters through the door, water dripping from his feathered hat, and peers around at the other patrons.

    The tavern is busy this evening, it is often like this in the middle of Spring. Adventurers from all over come here, the last stop before heading out into the wild. Many are the tales of the inexperienced going out in search of glory, and riches.

    The swashbuckler, Vinyard by name, walks over to the bar, where the fine barkeep Laril Forin Goodfellow, also known as LFG, wipes a mug with a clean rag. "Ah, Vinyard! I was wondering when you were going to be stopping by again. The Spring is on in full, and I haven't seen you since the year before last." He smiles and goes to pour him a tall glass of rum.

    "Nay, not this time LFG. No rum. But I'll take a chilled spring water if you have any available. I'm on urgent business." There is a sparkle in Vinyard's eye. A sparkle that can only be seen as the sense of adventure. Of a man knowning there are going to be bards weaving tales in the future about the upcoming events. "I'm here to find some fine folks who are in search of adventure. To find folks who put the discovering of an ancient treasure, over the value of the treasure itself."

    LFG nods, for he knows his tavern's reputation of a last stop for adventurers before heading out into the wild. Both men look around at the other resident's of the bar, for Vinyard said his last statement with a raised voice. Wanting to be heard, wanting to see who out there would join him.

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    I just slit my wrist. see you guys later

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    suddenly a giant cock appeared right in vinyards ass
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    its the internet man, just lol, throw a random comment and move on to the next ridiculous argument <3

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    An blue ogre with white hair overhears Vinyard. He is tired, for he had to get up early this morning and dig a really big hole. He doesn't remember why he had to dig a hole, only that it needed to be big enough to fit a polar bear in.

    He walks over to the bar and shouts "I SEEK...... ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!". As he speaks so loudly and proudly,he flexes his blue muscles, which ripple , as they are coated in the stickiness of ale and wine. The ogre's stench can now easily be smelt by all. He's obviously drunk, and may not have bathed in days.

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    Seeing that Vinyard the Fragile, as he is routinely called, has finally entered the bar Gaige sets it on fire killing everyone inside, especially Vinyard.

    Gaige then fucked Vinyard's mom in the ass. It was glorious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gaige View Post
    Seeing that Vinyard the Fragile, as he is routinely called, has finally entered the bar Gaige sets it on fire killing everyone inside, especially Vinyard.

    Gaige then fucked Vinyard's mom in the ass. It was glorious.
    If you honestly want to kill everyone, you need to try a bit harder. Any roleplayer knows you can't simply just say "Arms a thermal detonator, and blows up the planet!". You have to do it scene by scene.

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    No I don't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gaige View Post
    No I don't.
    Unfortunately Gaige, Crabbok is correct. You can't just "i win" roleplaying. And be warned, I am crafty with roleplaying, if you so wish to have a formal challenge, it won't be an easy win!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shade View Post
    suddenly a giant cock appeared right in vinyards ass

    AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGEANCE AND FURIOUS ANGER
    motherfucker im awesome
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    It makes sense, your a Gay african Amaerican Alvarez, who was anal raped by marvin gay and samual L jackson !!!

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    Default Re: The Adventure Begins! (Open RP)

    Waka watched as Gaige fucked VInyarrd's mom in the ass. It made him hard, so he went and fucked Vinyard's corpse.... in the vagina.

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