Yet another funny update...
Finally, everything has become clear. We now know what had caused the severe mood swings in everyones' favorite emo hand lotion and towel boy at the sperm bank (Hippie360). Our towel boys' tribulations could only be outdone by the script from the most emo of tele novelas. We were but witnesses to the devastating effects of separation anxiety and an unrequited man-crush.
"Could this be the end", you cry? NO! Fear not soap opera fans, the next chapter in "Brokeback Machina" is all set to be broadcast. BEHOLD!! After disbanding his guild during a wild white zinfandel drunken rage and vowing to quit forever, Mistmoore's favorite testicular misfire has returned to stalk the object of his man-crush...Kloakes!
Hold on to your assless chaps folks, this season is gonna be a wild one...
Edit: If you have friends in "Unnamed", you might want to warn them about this guy...
