Something to satisfy your entertainment...

Ethor · 01-02-2007, 11:24 PM

This post was brought to you by Aerrow of Dark Descendant. I found this somewhere and wanted to post it. Thought some may enjoy this

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Quotes from "Maybe i should write an erotic book! mom dont read this!"

So there we were in a sea of scented candles with nothing but our hot passion for each other. We had hardly made it to the door of my house after dinner with our clothing still on. As soon as we hit the door there was an explosion of garmets hitting the walls as we stumbled and stepped towards the bedroom, lips interlocked in a vice that no machine could pry apart. As we past the stereo i hit a button i thought was for the music i had preset but it wasn't. As we fell head first into the bedroom 'I LIKE BIG BUTTS' came on loudly cuz i guess he forgot to set the volume. We both froze and she looked down at me with a look of amusement. "you like to get freaky don't you"

I nodded my head slowly keeping eye contact with her which was difficult because we both had become quite naked and her goods were now open displayed for my eyes. "wasn't my first choice but if you like it!" i said enthusiastically picking her up and tossing her gently on the bed. "then we'll try it out for size.

I turned sharply on my heel and she giggled as i started dance wildly around the room tactically lighting all the scented candles in the room.

I could tell that she longed for me so i moon walked across the room shaking my ass to the beat all the way to her dragging my feet on the carpet. As i jumped on the bed and crawled on all fours like a lion stalking his pray i reached for her and the dam static electricity shocked her."

-Story by Aerrow Trueflight

As you can tell this is probably the imagination pattern of a small 12 year old boy but that's just me. Enjoy it as much as I did. =p

http://darkdescendant.guildportal.co...opicID=3805277

Feedback from other people:
Keep your day job....and if thats your day job...well then just kill yourself

Can I ever look at you the same way? I dont think so..

lol aerrow im not gunna lie that was the shittiest story ive ever read...not sure why u decided to do that...your moms dissapointed in you i can tell haha

Frozn · 01-03-2007, 09:41 AM

i'm so in the wrong guild

Choadley · 01-03-2007, 01:27 PM

I....don't even know where to begin.

Joellie · 01-03-2007, 01:39 PM

Quote:

I clamed her by nibbling on her ear and blowing down her neck.

I may be outta practice, since when does that scream "claiming"????

Itcheee · 01-03-2007, 01:40 PM

not to mention...how did you blow down her neck, usually their head will stop any airflow

Ethor · 01-03-2007, 03:40 PM

I love the feedback from his guildies, personally..it's so original

Kyrsten · 01-03-2007, 04:16 PM

what the fuck...

Ethor · 01-03-2007, 04:38 PM

Forgot one paragraph =p:

I clamed her by nibbling on her ear and blowing down her neck. She laid out on the bed waiting for the explotion of feeling shoot through her body. I gave her little kisses down her chest and she closed her eyes breathing heavily. i circled her belly button with my tounge and she quivered slightly. My tounged plunged lower and lower."

I think that's the last of it, lol.

Pepi-Lilly · 01-03-2007, 05:46 PM

awww my guild seems boring now...I wish my guild would write cool sex shit!

Maybe Frozn and I will write one together something about him bobbing on my knob...I can call him a dirty whore too!! awww yes a cool sex book about Frozn

Illuminator · 01-03-2007, 06:16 PM

Less sex, more raid!

ummm