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Old 03-28-2009, 08:04 PM  
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Wow you still making excuses, its been 2 years, you got owned give it up.

No Gi, no choker, no Arm or BC, and I forgot to put my shoulders on cause I was still drunk from St Pattys Day shit, pretty much a shitty parse but w/e I am not throwing another one up till I get arm or BC, and the Gi of War.

already pointed out to your dumb ass I had an A3 dirge in my group, you obviously had battle cry or IA and only had 100 more dps lol.

FYI you could probably add 1k dps to my shitty parse if my guild pulled at the same pace as Littledick.


Sounds to me like the pot is calling the kettle black if you read back a few page , you make more excuse's then anyone else so far as as your parse is not all the much better then most of ours ... Yet your gear and raid DPS is 2X better .. stop being whinny ass and put up a parse as good as you run your fucking mouth
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Sounds to me like the pot is calling the kettle black if you read back a few page , you make more excuse's then anyone else so far as as your parse is not all the much better then most of ours ... Yet your gear and raid DPS is 2X better .. stop being whinny ass and put up a parse as good as you run your fucking mouth
Nothing is wrong with the parse I put up so dunno wtf ur talking about. I was the one pointing out for the last 3 months that monks do pretty much 10k on palace trash this thread and every parse that gets posted just proves my point dumbass.

You took 34 mins of time on palace trash ffs your life doesn't need to be any worse so I'll send you back to insignifcant land, you can keep the boot I left in your ass thx.
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I am the hugest gaping pussy in all of EQ2FLAMES, I parse at the level of a healer because I am multi-tasking by raiding and blowing Gungo, so I guess technically speaking I actually do suck.
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So what your saying is that Monks in half the gear of another monk is giong to have the same parse's ? One with Avatar Charms , Damage Procing gear , Set of GVB, 6 peace bonu's ? That makes as much since as your aa's you posted

1. Because after you put it up you have list's of excues as to why it's not better

2. We had 17 people in the raid with a 87 Raid wide dps , with 3 boxers , not our best players or setup , but we dont have the same raid set ever its always different.

So how long do you expect it to take to clear the trash with 87k raid wide dps ?cuase just saying but it took yall almost 15 minutes with 210 raid dps so if you cut the dps in half wich is 105 , that would be 30 minuites , Looks about right to me , sorry you think life's meanings is = to how fast you can kill palace trash wtg ,

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So what your saying is that Monks in half the gear of another monk is giong to have the same parse's ? One with Avatar Charms , Damage Procing gear , Set of GVB, 6 peace bonu's ? That makes as much since as your aa's you posted

1. Because after you put it up you have list's of excues as to why it's not better

2. We had 17 people in the raid with a 87 Raid wide dps , with 3 boxers , not our best players or setup , but we dont have the same raid set ever its always different. You should be better then that really to think that my land is insignificant , im not the one with avatar killing guild getting beat on parse's bye people with crap in comparasin, when you talk so much shit. Dont know why you get all bent out of shape when someone points out how retarted you are most of the time , just take your lick move on

So how long do you expect it to take to clear the trash with 87k raid wide dps ?cuase just saying but it took yall almost 15 minutes with 210 raid dps so if you cut the dps in half wich is 105 , that would be 30 minuites , Looks about right to me , sorry you think life's meanings is = to how fast you can kill palace trash wtg ,
17 people 87k raidwide dps is laughable, fuck off with your talk.
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Who said it wasn't ? I didnt post it here to talk about our raid wide dps , This is Monk parse thread .

QQ less , More Parse's with your avatar gear and super raid dps that gets beat bye people with half , WTG
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Who said it wasn't ? I didnt post it here to talk about our raid wide dps , This is Monk parse thread .

QQ less , More Parse's with your avatar gear and super raid dps that gets beat bye people with half , WTG
You dont need avatar gear to parse on palace trash retard, you just stack up on GVB gear and auto attack grats, this thread is to teach retard fucking monks like you how to play their class faggot. The avatar gear I have isnt even relevant to parsing palace trash, do you know how to read?
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Yea I know how to read how else would I be able to answer your retoracle questions , I take it you dont cuase I used 0 void bane , and You are not teaching anyone anything nor have you shown or done anything that was worth a shit to learn anything from .

Lets see that 12k parse that went to 10k because you died and had res sickness ....... becuase res sickness cant be bother with to be removed ..... and you talk about my raid wide dps .....
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Yea I know how to read how else would I be able to answer your retoracle questions , I take it you dont cuase I used 0 void bane , and You are not teaching anyone anything nor have you shown or done anything that was worth a shit to learn anything from .

Lets see that 12k parse that went to 10k because you died and had res sickness ....... becuase res sickness cant be bother with to be removed ..... and you talk about my raid wide dps .....
Yup, my dirges could care less about removing rez sickness on palace anything that we /zombiemode through. While it is probably a big deal for you, most of us could care less about raiding palace, sorry son but its the new VP snore through it and get some loot for your alts between avatar respawns.
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Yea man , We take it super Serious like that really .

But you didn't post the parse ..... Oh wait , now all of a sudden most of us could care less about it ... I get it .
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Yea man , We take it super Serious like that really .

But you didn't post the parse ..... Oh wait , now all of a sudden most of us could care less about it ... I get it .
I posted a parse to support Couching you dumb fuck. If I cared about posting a good one I would have waited and used a good one or just went back to some older ones, I just threw up the first one I had.
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