Monk parse thread

[Apheod]

well i'm at work right now, and haven't raided in about 2 weeks, probably wont for another 2 or 3.

just using your own retarded logic on you. you say that i suck as a monk not in spite of, but actually BECAUSE i parsed slightly higher than someone who has 50k more raid dps, 2 avatar charms, and 5 or 6 other pieces that are better for dps than what i wear, because i had 700+ dps from using gvb pieces (against void mobs... only the most retarded monk ever to play would do something as ridiculous as that) that you have available to you... although you also have another piece of two of gvb gear that i don't have.

also notice that i didnt brag about anything, i just rubbed it in your face because you're a jagoff.

[Blanka]

Originally Posted by Apheod

well i'm at work right now, and haven't raided in about 2 weeks, probably wont for another 2 or 3.

just using your own retarded logic on you. you say that i suck as a monk not in spite of, but actually BECAUSE i parsed slightly higher than someone who has 50k more raid dps, 2 avatar charms, and 5 or 6 other pieces that are better for dps than what i wear, because i had 700+ dps from using gvb pieces (against void mobs... only the most retarded monk ever to play would do something as ridiculous as that) that you have available to you... although you also have another piece of two of gvb gear that i don't have.

also notice that i didnt brag about anything, i just rubbed it in your face because you're a jagoff.

You don't parse better then me silly, I already said my parse wasn't a good parse but I posted it anyways, pretty much if you add IA or BC or whatever you like to my parse it probably adds 500-600 dps, you know the buffs you had, anyways, it is silly since if you like I can just post a parse that completely owns yours and you can go cry about it and say it was my gear or whatever and I'll still be laughing at you.

Oh and to answer why I didn't load up on GVB gear is easy, palace trash is where I mess around with things, you know test stuff so when dumbasses like yourself start spouting off how the pawbuster boots are better then the VP boots I can let them know very nicely how incorrect they are.

EDIT: And monks can we please come to the agreement that shorter fights don't do jack shit for monks. Our dps continues to rise over time, watch your ACT ffs. So unless you are talking about a 10 second fight where we can get all our high shit off please drop with the raid dps excuse its fucking retarded.

[Blanka]

For fuckface. Zerk, monk, inq, swash, dirge, mystic for the most part, no BC.

[Apheod]

wow, grats. i'm sure there's absolutely no way any other monk playing the game could possibly do that in that raid, with your gear.

[Blanka]

Originally Posted by Apheod

wow, grats. i'm sure there's absolutely no way any other monk playing the game could possibly do that in that raid, with your gear.

Aww did I hurt your pussy?

[Gator]

WTB A Parse that show's total time , merged or not merged , proof that it is a zone wide and not a single parse , and a special attacks report screen shot with the full screen shownong

... Come the fuck on , Man up you bitch, dont cut off the top of the screen so we cann't call you out that you merging 4 good fights together you POS , way to edit a screen shot Just so it cuts off the edges ,

I request a new fucking sheriff if your gana post bull shit like that

[Blanka]

Originally Posted by Gator

WTB A Parse that show's total time , merged or not merged , proof that it is a zone wide and not a single parse , and a special attacks report screen shot with the full screen shownong

... Come the fuck on , Man up you bitch, dont cut off the top of the screen so we cann't call you out that you merging 4 good fights together you POS , way to edit a screen shot Just so it cuts off the edges ,

I request a new fucking sheriff if your gana post bull shit like that

Sorry man I just changed screens and am going at 1900x1200 cutting it like that was the only way I could fit it in the paint window.

[Gator]

Your Full of fucking shit

[Gator]

Originally Posted by Blanka

Lets put it this way, your greater voidbane proccing 18 times per minute is the only reason you are even on this parse. Please STFU if anything your parse shows how completely shit you are.

[Gator]

Originally Posted by Blanka

Please post a parse without fights taken out ty.

Please follow your own rules ty