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Old 04-08-2009, 12:10 AM  
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15% more then you is pretty significant, but you know I am pretty confident I can go much higher with the right buffs which is completely fucking lost on you for some reason. What do you expect? A 15k ZW good enough to blow you away or will it have to be 20k? Your opinion matters please set the bar for monks for us all.
No, but for all the talk your parse is pretty pathetic. Practice what you preach Blanka you second rate faggot.
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:30 AM  
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No, but for all the talk your parse is pretty pathetic. Practice what you preach Blanka you second rate faggot.
Sorry bitchboy there isn't even a monk close to me on the parse radar, you however are bottom of the barrel when it comes to your class lawl.
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I am the hugest gaping pussy in all of EQ2FLAMES, I parse at the level of a healer because I am multi-tasking by raiding and blowing Gungo, so I guess technically speaking I actually do suck.
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Old 04-08-2009, 01:52 AM  
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Sorry bitchboy there isn't even a monk close to me on the parse radar, you however are bottom of the barrel when it comes to your class lawl.
Gnoldor is easily close to you. So quit while you're ahead Blanka. Maybe if you stopped talking and pushed buttons faster you'd represent your shit talk more accurately.
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Gnoldor is easily close to you. So quit while you're ahead Blanka. Maybe if you stopped talking and pushed buttons faster you'd represent your shit talk more accurately.
Gnolder is 10%+ behind me already making excuses. Fact is Palace Trash means jack shit as I pointed out earlier anyways and I am saying that as the person that posted 1k more then the next closest monk Couching, nobody is posting Zarrakon and Gynok parses because they are still sitting with their tongues on the floor, but when they do my guess is they won't be close.
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:33 PM  
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you can do 10k on Zarrakon, pussy.
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:48 PM  
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you can do 10k on Zarrakon, pussy.
I was at 9.5k but then you get the visions and the adds and dps just drops
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Old 04-08-2009, 03:17 PM  
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Gnolder is 10%+ behind me already making excuses. Fact is Palace Trash means jack shit as I pointed out earlier anyways and I am saying that as the person that posted 1k more then the next closest monk Couching, nobody is posting Zarrakon and Gynok parses because they are still sitting with their tongues on the floor, but when they do my guess is they won't be close.
i have only raided once in the last 5 weeks or so, and it was to mt palace so i wasnt in dps gear. although i'm sure theres no monk WW who can even approach your dps.

someone needs to pull the rl card in this thread.
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i have only raided once in the last 5 weeks or so, and it was to mt palace so i wasnt in dps gear. although i'm sure theres no monk WW who can even approach your dps.

someone needs to pull the rl card in this thread.
Dont be stupid I am pretty sure Normack can get there, you however cannot.
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You dont have to like the guy, but those are some very good parses
especially the Gynok and Zarrakon ones.

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Old 04-08-2009, 11:06 PM  
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Dont be stupid I am pretty sure Normack can get there, you however cannot.
with your gear, raid, mob placement/strat, i couldnt time auto attacks and do those same parses? as i've said many times before, parsing on a monk is not rocket science.
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