Monk parse thread

[Apheod]

good thing this didnt turn into a whose e-peen is bigger thread. that woulda been a shame.

i was wearing the gi, the ferzhul bracelet, and the void knuckles.

[Blanka]

Originally Posted by Apheod

good thing this didnt turn into a whose e-peen is bigger thread. that woulda been a shame.

i was wearing the gi, the ferzhul bracelet, and the void knuckles.

Hey retard people were actually getting along fine until you showed everyone your tiny member, now its just laughs.

My guess is you also had a proc mod on you, templar or mystic or both along with your IA/BC. And from how many attacks you were getting off per minute, looks like you were afk alot or you just suck.

And wait a sec, you were critting on 95% of your auto attacks and you didn't have your crit bp on? Are you sure you arent showing us a parse on grey mobs?

[Blanka]

FYI you could probably add 1k dps to my shitty parse if my guild pulled at the same pace as Littledick.

[Blanka]

FYI, I am declaring myself the Sherrif of this thread, anymore bullshit parsing like Littledicks will be thrown in jail to be raped by a big celly named Bubba. Some of you would actually enjoy it TBH, so for the fags you will get locked up in a room full of big breasts.

Also, don't have his attempt at growing an e-penis discourage you. We can learn alot from your posts and help you if you are honest. For example, on Gnolder we can tell he doesn't really hit CA's and doesn't really time shit all that well. He pretty much relys on buffs and voidbane procs. The way to see this is to look at the laughable amount of CA's he uses. Also, loading up on voidbane to boost your palace parse is counter productive to your learning process. My third time in palace I loaded up on voidbane and did a 9k while jacking off to Gnoldor's mommys midget porn in another window.

[Couch]

Originally Posted by Apheod

how much do you find BTC adds to your parse on average couch? i've never bothered to farm or buy one. just doing quick math in my head, i was thnking cas account for 30-35 percent of our dps with good dps/da buffs, i never really figured you see more than ~4 percent extra dps out of one with a big health cost from using it.

BTC works on proc as well.

With higher base damage of CA, more + CA damage mod/buff work.

[Couch]

Originally Posted by Apheod

after all that shit you just got done talking on my dps in the ab thread blanka? i have no avatar gear, and a boxed dirge. 164.8 raidwide dps.

Nice parse, please post your group setup, what buff you have and what spec you are. Also, it's good to know how many melee crit and DA you have. Thank you.

[Couch]

Originally Posted by Blanka

Hey retard people were actually getting along fine until you showed everyone your tiny member, now its just laughs.

My guess is you also had a proc mod on you, templar or mystic or both along with your IA/BC. And from how many attacks you were getting off per minute, looks like you were afk alot or you just suck.

And wait a sec, you were critting on 95% of your auto attacks and you didn't have your crit bp on? Are you sure you arent showing us a parse on grey mobs?

He should have ia or bc i think. He has 200 more swings on each weapon and 1 minute less of total fight length than my parse.

Though, there is nothing wrong of getting ia or bc. I wish I can get ia or bc too in raids.

But please post group setup, what buff you got, what spec you are in, and what gear you are on. It gives a lot more info than just a parse number.

[KFizzle]

Originally Posted by Couch

But please post group setup, what buff you got, what spec you are in, and what gear you are on. It gives a lot more info than just a parse number.

Yeah i mean how can people like me who lurk the Monk threads for bits of advice, get better if we dont know these details! :-)

I totally need to step my monks game up (but sadly, don't get a chance to raid TSO normally with my monk, cause i'm on my Mystic for guild raids :-( ) but i guess gear (in specific jewelery) would be the next big thing i need to work on.

[Apheod]

i dont remember the exact setup, but i know i had a dirge with bc on me, illy, think i had ia but not sure, defiler, zerker, i can't remember the 6th class but i think it was an inq.

im speced 448 str, 448 agi, 44861 wis, 445 int.

i was using the void gi, knuckles and wrist... tso set pants, boots, gloves and wrist, jin drake shoulders, lava retardant cap, jewel of animosity, ethernaut neck, darkened naga flesh strap, band of the stalker, switchmasters earcuff, cloak of the exalted warrior, circle of necrosis, bandolier of flowing lava, symbol of the yciid outrider and the dangling skull bone chip.

[Apheod]

another thing im wondering, i noticed you both had substantially more dps from five rings than i do, but i'm hitting it as soon as its up everytime.

do you run the aa to give it an extra hit?