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    To clarify, 3 people deserve credit here. Phineus always paid for all of his accounts and mine. So the account Devil paid for was neither of ours, just a good friend of mine.

    Earlier, I said Devil had no talent. This isn't entirely true, he had a great talent for royally pissing people off. So my hats off to him for that.

    3rdly, Ben Affleck was the bomb in Paycheck. He never gets any recognition for that movie.

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    I came up with a good shit talking line today. I was pvping on a game I'm not gonna mention, cuz fuck yall. But the person I was fighting killed me... and as I respawned I was like "oooh, I'ma fuck you up kid ....... maybe."

    I don't know, looking at it now maybe its not as funny as I thought.

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    Alright another thing I have to mention. Has anyone had any kind of contact with a character named Escada or Anastazia? Cuz like damn. This bitch is attractive to me. She's like so drunk that she's lucky she makes it into the liquor store in order to steal more liquor, and french kiss the guy so that he looks the other way. I know this because I was one of the liquor store salesman. Its like for serious, if she had knocked any bottles off the shelf she would have been barred. But damn, she was hot, so she pissed in the parking lot one day and everyone looked the other way. Well.... after they had watched the footage. Like crazy hot, but insane and likely to kill you. For real. She would say right now, that I'm bitter because she wouldn't fuck me. Thats like not even ... ahem ... a thing. Like that wasn't my issue. Mostly.

    Well heres the deal... I did want to fuck her, until I found out that her crabs ... has super-herpes. Alright thats not true either. But this was true. Is that her demeanor was violently repulsive most of the time. I'm not making that part up. And you should hear some of the stuff she said to me. She told me that her brother is an FBI agent from Alabama that is tracking me right at this moment, and all sorts of shit. Shit that was highly disturbing. I don't even feel bad about the stuff I said to her, and she don't even remember it. I could repeat some of it now. It would probably make most of you cringe, recoil, gasp, or vomit. And thats just the stuff I said to her.

    The stuff she said to me was so much worse, I just wish I would have recorded some of it. Like so bad that... well words can't really explain it. Like stage 5 burner bad. Like, "well, you're gonna die alone just like your father" bad. This bitch was a manifestation of evil. A succubus. No joy remained in this person. Especially after I fucked it out of her. Okay I'm just kidding about that. But I did send her harsh messages that would make most people cry for more than a month. In retaliation for what she sent to me. I'm not a heartless bastard. I did cry on Finding Nemo.

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    All that fucking part was a joke. Well if she actually presented herself in person.... I mean, you never know. Guys will fuck just about anything. From what I understand she was reasonably hot. But damn, she was one feisty bitch and not in a good way. Like I've never wanted to hurt or hit a women until I met her. And then I just wanted to caress and love that person until the badness was pushed out of her. Words can't really describe the depths of depravity that she would stoop to.

    And it wasn't even for EQ2 or PVP gain. Her distorted, feminist views were so much worse than any misogynist, or chauvinist I had ever met. Its genuinely hard to describe in words, just how man-hating she was. And for no apparent reason. I've met women like this quite alot in my day and the only way to handle them is to ignore them completely. So if Escada posts here. The plan is to pretend like that post never came in. Lets be honest, its not like her post matters anyways. Wow is that bitch dumb.... she used to buy evac necklaces when 70 was the cap. The shit costed like 50,000 xp or something. She was a Templar. Omg when she evac'd herself we almost died laughing. A templar.
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    This might seem like overall a misogynistic view. Not so. We knew a female swashbuckler named Aurrora that would rival any of the best scouts we had ever known. Like so good that it almost made me cry. So good the ridiculousness of it is still hard to comprehend to this day. It wasn't about sex, it was about the player using their female voice to lure pathetic lonely men into a love trap. And this happened more often than you would think. When the men fell for it there was no explaining it or consoling them. They were just lost in a siren trap. Gone. Count them out. They would send other little sirens to try and take out our smaller guilds.

    Anyone with a dick bigger than 1 millimeter would notice what what happening. So that means maybe only 1 guild ever noticed they were sending in sirens from the inside out in order to make our guilds weaker. Honestly it never made me look at other men as so pathetic. When I myself have avoided marriage for 15 years because divorce seems imminent. Its honestly hard for me to articulate the intricate possibilities of negativity that these women caused.

    Thats why Illuminati, the guild, was so refreshing. The guild was at least 33% female, and nobody leared or lingered over a chick. Nobody over praised them or stalked them into feeling the need to quit, to get away from these pathetic men. It really was refreshing. Thats why I joined Illuminati, and not for any other reason. Because the men there wouldn't fawn and grope over the women until they quit the game. Over praise was another easy thing to cause a higher men / women ration. No need to over praise the women for healing well. Just regular praise them. I loved alot of the women that raided, in an mmo kind of way.

    I'm sure alot of people can relate to that. We've all had great women players on our raids. Not the point. The point is. I was embarrassed to be a man, after how I seen some of these guys acting, just to talk to women. It literally was so appalling that it made me understand gay people.... No I'm kidding I'll never understand that. But seriously. Think about it. Pathetic guys make a bad name for everybody. TBH Pathetic women don't do the human race any favors either. I've seen tons of that to. Be less pathetic.
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    Thats what was great about our little guild you might have heard of <Rays of Sunshine>. We had the 2 Leroys. One of them I called Leroy, he was happily married. The other Leroy that played more I referred to as Beldo, and he didn't love no ho. Ever. And I could spot a maniacal love triangle bitch from a mile away. Now we might have been mistaken on some, and we made quite a few "girls" cry. But I don't think we were actually mistaken on any. We had a rock solid sytem of spotting manipulating bitches to the point that any 1 of the 3 of us would know if the guild request was a farce. We got so many kids, girls and undergeared fucks after we had 2 weeks of success that you wouldn't believe how overrun we were. Some of this shit I wish I had taken pictures of.

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    Default Re: To Tardnugget

    Don't mean to interrupt but does reinkaos = devil?
    It's only weird if it doesn't work.

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    Correct. I got along with him til the end. But fuuuck most people hated him with the fire of 1000 suns. And he sucked ass at pvp. Actually I think that last part is widely known. I'm pretty sure I don't even have to mention that.

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    Btw I seen Tool in concert in Anchorage, Alaska in August 2004. Love Sober. Well the album, not the state of mind.

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    Hoss you like the Dallas, Cowboys? Alright I like them to. Fuck I can't even hate you for that. You piece of shit.

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