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Originally Posted by twisty
oh yummy, yummy... how i wish you'd had taken my advice about slowly crawling away  but burning you further will only bring me pleasure now.
way to take Utopi's dps of 13k for your feeble attempt to cover that your foot is lodged in your esophagus. there are probably 3 necroes in the entire game that have his level of gear. anywhere between 8 and 10k is currently considered "very good" necro dps, excluding the Palace abortion. on the other hand, 3-3.5k epic pet is pretty standard across the board with only a couple strong pet-stat pieces. you lose, silly goose. say you're sorry you opened your mouth about "pffft your pets is less 20% of your dps".
and lookie there, you actually bothered to research me! i'm so honored. alas, you're a shitty Sherlock Holmes. otherwise you'd notice that those posts were from 6-8months ago - you know, 1-2months after picking up the game.
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If you consider 8-10K "very good" for a necro, then I'd have to admit you're a good summoner.
Too bad that's complete crap and people parsing that low are again, either under-geared, under-buffed, or are part of a special olympics team of raiders.
I didn't really have to research you, as your stupid questions are burned into the brain of anyone that perused this forum.
But if you want to claim that Utopi's parses aren't valid for parses, how about this one:
http://www.eq2flames.com/necromancer...tml#post858906
If you give the pet 1/2 the spell procs, 100% of melee and chime of blades (even though undead tide was in there), you still don't reach 2.9K for that pet. But since it was in a crap group for procs I'll give you 3-3.5K for the pet on the high end.
I just don't get how you could possibly think a summoner doing less than 7K without thier pet is "very good".
For example, I obviously suck balls, but here's a parse from tonight, without INT line, having upbeat tempo.
Split is kind of weird, becuse I had my pet named after me, but told ACT to change "YOUR" to something else - so undead tide stuff is included with pet.
Me:
Pet + undead tide (about 630 of the DPS):
That puts my pet at 23% of my DPS
So lets pretend my pet, at 3.1K, gets an additional 15% from faster casting/reuse.. Lets also say I didn't get 2.9K from lifeburn (and spent those 3 or 4 seconds doing absolutely nothing)
therefore the pet's extrapolated DPS/TOTAL = 3630/11280 dps
Around 32% given these unrealistic concessions, not 35%.
Guess I should stand there not attacking more often so my pet can catch up.
(yes, I realize 30 seconds parses are bullshit, but there is pretty slim pickings from the parse thred for those who don't read Russian)