Quests are boring... example inside!

Nektulos-Tuor · 01-07-2008, 11:20 AM

"Kunark guy": Hail, Tuor! I have come all the way from EoF to tell you your destiny! *literally finds the player*

"Tuor": Huh? no.. you look like you came to give me another flibbin quest!

"Kunark guy": You are such a special ..person Tuor.. you must do this quest, it is a part of your destiny!

"Tuor": Alright... let me see the quest... *Grumbles noticing his quest journal almost full already*

*Kunark guy offer's Tuor the quest*
You Must Find... Me a Pink Flower, theres a garden like right behind you, pick me a pink one!"
((Reward is Unknown))

"Tuor": Why? .. do you need a flower? .. and why can't you pick one yourself?

"Kunark Guy": Well you see.. my arms hurt from running all the way to you to offer this terribly hard brain cell killing quest!

*Tuor turns around, staring at the flower as he carefully begins the long '2 second' cooldown timer of picking the flower.. almost knowing something like a ^^^ heroic will pop up as soon as he does.. probably because of past experiences he had with EoF Quests, He finally picks the flower.. and nothing happens?*

*Tuor Gives the Flower to Kunark Guy*

You have been given 10% Achievement, 3% Experience!
"Reward: A Lightsaber"

Wtf? thats almost as good as my Fabled T7 Weapon... Soulfire... and its Legendary... WTF?!

"Kunark Guy": WELCOME TO KUNARK EXPANSION TUOR!

Ralalron · 01-07-2008, 12:48 PM

First of all, you've already done this. Same conclusion, different story. Both are dumb. Stop surfing the net while your teacher is talking. Secondly, your dumb.

Kouros · 01-07-2008, 02:16 PM

Ever group with Tuor??... Or in fact do anything involving him other then flaming (very weakly might I add) on this site. Great flames...You're dumb...very creative, we haven't heard that before. Not for nothing, but you're just repeating the same shit that's been said about him 100 times before. Give me something new and I'll give you a /golf clap, but until then just shut the fuck up.

Anyways. Yea Tuor... Just get used to it... There's pretty much nothing but solo quests between 70 and 80. But once you get to 80, there's like 5 instances you can run daily where pretty damn good loot drops, and 3 contested dungeons when it comes to Heroic content.

Do what i did. I just leveled 70 - 80 completely stoned out of my mind. It's the best way to do it.

Camber · 01-07-2008, 02:21 PM

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Do what i did. I just leveled 70 - 80 completely stoned out of my mind. It's the best way to do it.

You know... thats not a bad idea

Kouros · 01-07-2008, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Camber

You know... thats not a bad idea

Lol only thing that sucked was when guildies asked me where so and so mob was, or where NPC X was... Even though most of the time I had finsihed the quest within the last day or so, I couldn't fucking remember...

Thank god eq2.wikia has walkthroughs for most of the solo quests now or I would've been fucked leveling up my alts.

Blueboy · 01-07-2008, 03:04 PM

heh, another tuor hater. you think soloin through kunark is tough do it as a cleric. Quests are the only thing savin grief of slow battles with turn in exp to get to 80. I hear your pain and some nights i cant bring myself to killin another 10 skeles in the jungle for a quest. BTW tuor, next time you see me on do a who all blueboy.

Fomka · 01-07-2008, 10:07 PM

i liked the first story tbh. didnt read this one since it seemed pretty much the same )

Ralalron · 01-08-2008, 02:58 AM

Would repetitive and annoying be more suitable words than dumb? And yes I have had plenty of run-ins with Tuor. So, my opinion extends a bit further than this forum.

I think I will use the word schmuck pertaining to Tuor from now on. Since he is not a complete doosh but is rather repetitive and annoying, it seems schmuck is a good medium. Also, I don't think I have seen that one yet and Tuor is definately one of a kind.

Nektulos-Tuor · 01-08-2008, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Ralalron

First of all, you've already done this. Same conclusion, different story. Both are dumb. Stop surfing the net while your teacher is talking. Secondly, your dumb.
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Would repetitive and annoying be more suitable words than dumb? And yes I have had plenty of run-ins with Tuor. So, my opinion extends a bit further than this forum.

I think I will use the word schmuck pertaining to Tuor from now on. Since he is not a complete doosh but is rather repetitive and annoying, it seems schmuck is a good medium. Also, I don't think I have seen that one yet and Tuor is definately one of a kind.

If I am so Dumb, then why are all my sentences real sentences? Why are yours all run-ons?

Also, I have Made a Small List of the things you have called me since I was a bit bored!

- schmuck (x2)
- repetitive and annoying (x2)
- dumb (x3)
- doosh [douche(Corrected)]
- Stop surfing the net while your teacher is talking.

I wonder why you insist on stalking my posts and telling me everything I write is "dumb", "repetitive and annoying". I mean, If you find them dumb, and annoying, then why are you reading them in the first place?, was it all to call me a douche, and a schmuck?

Furthermore, I agree with Kouros, why are you stalking all my posts just to make me a target for your own self satisfaction? Your flames are weak, even to Kouros, and hes probably stoned right now reading it, does that not make things funnier?

Also... Hmm, Isnt Thonatai the guild that took all the best people from Sinners? I also heard you guys wiped on Sun Child with a full raid force... grats btw.

Ralalron · 01-08-2008, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Nektulos-Tuor

If I am so Dumb, then why are all my sentences real sentences? Why are yours all run-ons?

Also, I have Made a Small List of the things you have called me since I was a bit bored!

- doosh [douche(Corrected)]

I wonder why you insist on stalking my posts and telling me everything I write is "dumb", "repetitive and annoying". I mean, If you find them dumb, and annoying, then why are you reading them in the first place?, was it all to call me a douche, and a schmuck?

First of all, I rather enjoy spelling doosh the way I spell it. If you looked at my posts, you will see I don't misspell too many words. I think it adds to the word. I could care less if it looks as though it is spelled wrong because I enjoy spelling it that way.

Secondly, I called you a schmuck once. The second time I used the word I was explaining why it fit. Not calling you it again.

Thirdly, what the hell does Thonatai have to do with anything. Are you still upset your application was denied when we first formed?

And lastly, if you are so concerned with sentence stucture and spelling why the hell do you capitalize random words in the middle of your sentences? Make sure your shit is perfect before you start flaming me about my run on sentences.

I never claimed to be a Tuor hater. I really don't have that big of a problem with you. Just some of the shit you post here is kind of dumb and repetitive and that is all I tried to point out. If you don't like my opinions then that is too bad for you.