I’d like to thank everyone who took the time to respond to my post. Since it was intended to do nothing more than manipulate you into a pathetic reaction, I feel my work here is done. Every one of you responded just like the mindless lemmings that I figured you to be. One of you even cared so much that you felt the need to justify the size of your manhood. I made you care about the opinion of someone who you regard as stupid and ignorant. I can only hope that you continue to try and flame me, because with each flame, I own you that much more. Dance my little puppets….dance.
And FYI, I’m not in Hallowed. I gave my account away months ago. A few sad attempts at flaming them inspired me to test the shallow end of the gene pool that you’re swimming in to see if there was any true wit behind the empty words. My original belief was correct, there was no wit to be found.
Sitoil just wanted to try out the new "Winning the Interwebz" process he just paid $9.99 for on EBay:
Step 1) Go to a forum for a computer game you used to play months ago
Step 2) Register to the site and find a thread that has zero relevance to you
Step 3) Post making sure to hit the following points the best you can (you get a larger e-peen with each topic you hit):
Someone living in a basement (preferably a mother's or grandmother's for extra effect)
Star Trek / Star Wars / D&D
Use clever names for the people who you are attempting to flame (rhyming words or adding in letters to make a new funny name works well)
Attack someone's grammar even if it is blatantly obvious that they aren't really trying to write a masterpiece (bonus for quoting their post and fixing it for them while highlighting what you have changed)
Attack their real life as if you know what you talking about. This usually works by claiming they:
haven't seen the sun
don't have a wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend
only have gay sex or have to pay for sex if any sex at all
Note: if using this feature adding in a masturbation joke is handy
only seen a naked body by watching porn
got beaten up in high school
Criticize a guild/person on play style or lack thereof by being vague. Pay careful attention to not include any facts so that you can't be disproven.
Step 4) Wait patiently in front of your computer hitting refresh every 4.6 seconds (3.8 seconds if you haven't strained yourself while making that witty post)
Step 5) Eat some Cheetos/Funyuns while sipping a Grape Soda (sometimes noobs take awhile to formulate somewhat coherent posts and you could be waiting awhile)
Step 6) Relish in the joy of reading all the stupid/idiotic/pathetic attempts at trying to flame you (laughing manically during this step will enhance the effect)
Step 7) Rebuttal all their worthless attempts with the bombshell that you purposefully entrapped them and are manipulating them to post so they make themselves look like fools. Make sure to talk about how godly you are!
Wait ... did you say you werent even in the guild? Wait, did you call US pathetic for responding? How pathetic is it that you decided to post in the first place?
And my talking about my dick wasnt because i felt the need to justify it to you, just because i love talking about my dick. Trust me, thats fact.
Coerced said anything i coulda said to insult you at this point, probably better than i would ... because i'm tired and cranky that i have no more drugs.
Please go kill yourself for being the dumbest person i've seen yet on these boards.
And Dumb people abound on these boards.
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I'm not final because I'm right. I'm right because I'm final. - Mills Lane
I’d like to thank everyone who took the time to respond to my post. Since it was intended to do nothing more than manipulate you into a pathetic reaction, I feel my work here is done. Every one of you responded just like the mindless lemmings that I figured you to be. One of you even cared so much that you felt the need to justify the size of your manhood. I made you care about the opinion of someone who you regard as stupid and ignorant. I can only hope that you continue to try and flame me, because with each flame, I own you that much more. Dance my little puppets….dance.
And FYI, I’m not in Hallowed. I gave my account away months ago. A few sad attempts at flaming them inspired me to test the shallow end of the gene pool that you’re swimming in to see if there was any true wit behind the empty words. My original belief was correct, there was no wit to be found.
Whoa, where to even start. #1 Alonia and I are members of Hallowed. Sitoil is a friend of ours. We know Timmeh from HoC where yes we raided with an alliance and did our best. Never had an issue with Timmeh...didn't really know him either. I know I am probably just going to get flamed for this, but I'll try anyway.
So I understand he is upset over a group with 4 of our members in Chelsith and felt the need to flame here. I wasn't there, I don't know what happened, we didn't respond to him. Then I see some dude named dogsatwar with no high level toons on Nek insulting us? When and where did he group? He has a level 80 toon on an ebay server and he can comment here?
I have no issues with Stasis, no issues with FoHF and no issues with anyone really in the game, so I am wondering why all of the sudden hatred? Say what you want, I don't suck at any of my toons and I am proud of what we have accomplished with 12 people or less, because we are the people trying to get better and enjoy this game.
We picked up two more and just cleared PR. 14 people and 2 boxed toons. We know Shoukin, Stasis, FoHF, HH etc have cleared. Nowhere have we said we are better, I mean come on, we aren't competing in the same arena. We hope to some day, but we know we have a long freaking way to go. And on top of that a bunch of people who don't even know us just jumped in and wtfpwned us in the thread.
We tried to clear TnT last weekend and the Harbringer freaking broke halfway through the fight and wouldn't reactivate after his adds were down. We didn't wipe, he just broke and wonderful SOE customer disservice responded an hour later with sorry we can't help you...we had just left the zone rather than wait any longer.
So no we don't have 19 people, I wish we did, we'd probably be clearing more. But as it stands, the people I have are great players, great people and we are working to get better.
We didn't start the drama, some dude who is hiding behind a paid for toon is. Alonia said nothing against Timmeh/Deludar. Like I said my only contact with him was saying hello in guild chat so I don't even know him well enough to comment on anything.
So we'll continue working our asses off to get better. For the first time in months I'm having fun at the game again and we are getting the job done. So thanks for all of the excitement, but can we move on? /attempts jedi mind trick...move along...move along...