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Old 01-18-2008, 09:02 AM  
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Default Re: How does a spider parry an arrow?

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Because Tarinax is mostly air :P
Maybe so but still alot of bone. Honestly any of the dragons, or giants, or titans... how does a gnome bruiser drag that?
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Old 01-18-2008, 09:21 AM  
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WAHT!

Shields are for blocking. A parry is performed with a weapon or scabbard.

But regardless, how would such a creature wield either implement? =X

I still think the ninja flip so fast that I couldn't see it with my eye is the most likely theory.
my theory is your dirge is an extremly bad marksman and only grazed the spiders leg and it called it a parry instead of a miss to make you feel better
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Old 01-18-2008, 12:35 PM  
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my theory is your dirge is an extremly bad marksman and only grazed the spiders leg and it called it a parry instead of a miss to make you feel better
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Old 01-20-2008, 01:16 PM  
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When's the last time your character stopped to take a shit or had to leave the raid to take a piss? You eat and drink all the time, or if you're Gandhi'ing it between raids and turn it off, still it's gotta go somewhere....

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Old 01-21-2008, 02:18 PM  
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When's the last time your character stopped to take a shit or had to leave the raid to take a piss? You eat and drink all the time, or if you're Gandhi'ing it between raids and turn it off, still it's gotta go somewhere....

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I've stepped in plenty of piles of e-poo left by inconsiderate players behind public buildings and I'm sure EQ2 rangers and Woodelves are constantly ducking into the woods for a quicky only to have the moment spoiled by a stanky e-pile surrounded dirty leaves.
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Old 01-21-2008, 06:43 PM  
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Default Re: How does a spider parry an arrow?

I really hate that...
though as a Ranger AND a Woodelf, I can usually steer clear.
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Old 01-21-2008, 07:09 PM  
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<-drunken dorf in clunky plate here... all I want to do is get a quick piss out behind the pub and lo'n'behold my shiny boots are lathered in gnome dung. Disgusting, I'm tellin ya.... and have you smelled those filthy little bastards? Has Norrath run out of leaves?...

EDIT: ...hmm considering the population and... lack of trees in the forrests...?

Well, that pretty much settles it... I'm not stepping foot in Feerrott again.

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Old 01-22-2008, 02:29 AM  
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Maybe so but still alot of bone. Honestly any of the dragons, or giants, or titans... how does a gnome bruiser drag that?
They watched 'Pumping iron' and dedicated their lives to becoming mini-Arnies?
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Old 01-22-2008, 09:27 AM  
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Maybe so but still alot of bone. Honestly any of the dragons, or giants, or titans... how does a gnome bruiser drag that?
they train with this guy:



when you can toss a whale... it's really quite easy.

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Old 01-22-2008, 12:40 PM  
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That movie looks like pure unadulterated WIN
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