Shields are for blocking. A parry is performed with a weapon or scabbard.
But regardless, how would such a creature wield either implement? =X
I still think the ninja flip so fast that I couldn't see it with my eye is the most likely theory.
my theory is your dirge is an extremly bad marksman and only grazed the spiders leg and it called it a parry instead of a miss to make you feel better
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my theory is your dirge is an extremly bad marksman and only grazed the spiders leg and it called it a parry instead of a miss to make you feel better
hahahahhahahahaha
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Because I don't say it, don't mean I ain't thinking it
Next thing you know, they'll take my thoughts away
I know what I said, now I must scream of the overdose
And the lack of mercy killings...
When's the last time your character stopped to take a shit or had to leave the raid to take a piss? You eat and drink all the time, or if you're Gandhi'ing it between raids and turn it off, still it's gotta go somewhere....
When's the last time your character stopped to take a shit or had to leave the raid to take a piss? You eat and drink all the time, or if you're Gandhi'ing it between raids and turn it off, still it's gotta go somewhere....
-Hexus-
I've stepped in plenty of piles of e-poo left by inconsiderate players behind public buildings and I'm sure EQ2 rangers and Woodelves are constantly ducking into the woods for a quicky only to have the moment spoiled by a stanky e-pile surrounded dirty leaves.
I really hate that...
though as a Ranger AND a Woodelf, I can usually steer clear.
=)
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Because I don't say it, don't mean I ain't thinking it
Next thing you know, they'll take my thoughts away
I know what I said, now I must scream of the overdose
And the lack of mercy killings...
<-drunken dorf in clunky plate here... all I want to do is get a quick piss out behind the pub and lo'n'behold my shiny boots are lathered in gnome dung. Disgusting, I'm tellin ya.... and have you smelled those filthy little bastards? Has Norrath run out of leaves?...
EDIT: ...hmm considering the population and... lack of trees in the forrests...?
Well, that pretty much settles it... I'm not stepping foot in Feerrott again.