Ceker

good now who is para was spoon feeding you? :P

Oliva

Cody tried to spoon feed me but it wasn't strats and I am pretty sure it wasn't a spoon either now that I think about it...

Samui

Ok guys. I'm the guilty invisible hand behind all of this! As everyone knows, I am Samui, the single best warden in game, hands down. That being said, I've been manipulating all the guilds on this server for my own means! I used ill-gotten government funding and paid off the SoE weiner wavers and got Para in Beta so could learn all the strats when the expansion went live.
THEN! I slowed D12's progress to lvl'ing to 80 using suggestive techniques employing mental and physical apathy. 4 D12 members were actually killed in real life during the grind to 80.
THEN! As Para was raiding and D12 were mentally stricken, I again employed mental powers and was approached by Salad Dressing Jizm Cap from Voracity (who was recently released from prison after she shackled herself to a police car during a women's lib/pro-lesbian rally in Arizona), who offered me not only in game plat, but 10% of her real life income to feed her the strats as D12 learned them.
THEN! I let Mojo do their thing because they're better than Voracity anyways and they're beating things on their own and have the balls to own up to whatever they do.

SO! In the end! I end up w/ real life moolah and plats platz and the server is again torn asunder beneath my behemoth e-peen!

MUAHAHAH! You fuckers are all my pawns in my twisted game of life! MUAHAHAH! I want to have sex with Salad's manly vagina! I think he's be like jacking off into a moldy shammy rag that was used in too many car washes! Omgz so hawt...

Upichu

It was the entire guild man! They all would call me at home and tell me how to do it. Endo even offered to help my wife put on a pearl necklace!! That was nice of him. LOL.

Endoplasmic

*sucks air through teeth* She told you?! *pulls on collar*.

How about them current events!

Ceker

and here comes all the jokes and comments to try to deflect
gg

Samui

Ok so jokes aside.

After examining Abeaheaejujizm in QH about 30 mins ago, I saw a plethura of T1 gear.
It would seem to me that a leader of a guild who has been in VP as long as you all have would have..what? 1 piece? 1 piece of gear above T1? Maybe? Maybe not...

Here's the deal. You guys had a good thing. Then the core of people driving the guild left and now you're left with the shit stain on the underpants of Voracity. Don't get defensive. Bad things happen. A lot of guilds on Oasis were great and went to pot. You're just another name now. And even with the strats being fed to you, you can't execute on them. Even IF d12 had strats fed to us, we were able to execute lol. You guys are dumb. Take the slice of humble pie and stfu.

Ceker Salad Tosser--stop posting. For the sake of the little bit of integrity your guild has left -- stop posting on this website. You're only making yourself and your guild look dumber than you guys really are.

And last but not least--Upi hardly says anything during raids lol. If you were gonna accuse someone--Accuse scoundril or Ramalama or Buuncha or someone else who just talks and talks during raids. You picked the guy who turns comms off 70% of the time. Lol Fucking dumbass. Classic Salad though. Making yourself and your guild look stupider with every post.

Remember! When you retort with something stupid, My name is Samui and I'm the best Warden in game. Yes I am in D12. Yes Gienno likes the way my balls taste. Yes Peeper's was a better fuck than Gienno---but neither were as good as Gryph!

MrChickn

ok Regardless of what you guys think, we didnt get our strats from NPU lol, its cute thoe that you guys hafta make shit up to try and bring us down.... I rolled with Shadowling (NPU's Coercer) for better part of 3 years.... He has not given us anything for strats. He didnt tell, we didnt ask.... Him and Us have more respect for our selfs to stoop to hand feed kills.

To clarify where we are on progression... Father than Mojo, Not as far as D12. Could be CoD deaded... or could be just short of clearing VP... Ill let you know when we stop slacking and clear it.

Wanna really know why we were lacking... Because 2wks vacation for X-Mas and New Years.. and our MT is in the process of buying a house etc... so he has been gone a month... There now you know...

You guys can pretend that we get leet NPU strats. I really dont care.. Oh and D12 if Para did give you strats.. consider your self fucked... because now that all is left is contested, you in the dark. If not then gratz to you for having less problems than us.

Endoplasmic

Check out the post Samui did. Does a pretty good job on the whole not-trying-to-deflect thing.

GG (caps GG is better than gg)

Sadaen

Im confused. Why would the big boss guild on the server we call Oasis feed us strats? Does that even sound right? We are on the same server, with the same goal..to try and kill contested and Trak first. Why would they feed us strats to get closer to being server first.

You say they feed us strats so we could be ahead of Voracity...Dumb shit we were ahead of Voracity before we EVEN entered VP. We beat Overking and Venril while you guys were still wiping.

Now the other end of the arguement a ex guildy of yours goes to another server and a much better guild (NPU) and feeds you strats on shit you coudlnt kill before you go the strats. That sounds much more realistic.

Also hows Overking going when you have to kill his blobs? I heard not so well. Cant expect them to bug out on you all the time.