WTF is wrong with Oasis - Page 5

Lyxson · 03-12-2008, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by MrChickn

i r good. new place, new job, now i just need a fat girl like ashie.

ROFL

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Originally Posted by Nardaak

sigh someone better than lyxson, cant be.....

and hows the Mrchickn doin?

Hey dude, I was a pretty uber mystic and a decently uber illu. AND you know you loved me in vent.

STORY TIME:
The first time I heard Awesome talk in vent was during my first raid with Voracity, which was MMIS. He started telling some story, and when Awesome talks you notice. It isn't that he has a weird or awkward voice, just very noticeable. So he tells some HORRIBLY DUMB story, like REALLY bad. Something about how his mom wrecked her car or something. Vent went quiet after the story for seriously like 30 - 45 seconds. Then Nardaak comes out and says, "Wow, Awesome, you're definitely the 'BA' of the guild." and everyone cracks up while I'm thinking, "WOW this guys a moron, I hope he leaves the guild REALLY soon."

I'm glad you stayed, Awesome.

/end Jim story.

Nardaak · 03-12-2008, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Lyxson

ROFL

Hey dude, I was a pretty uber mystic and a decently uber illu. AND you know you loved me in vent.

STORY TIME:
The first time I heard Awesome talk in vent was during my first raid with Voracity, which was MMIS. He started telling some story, and when Awesome talks you notice. It isn't that he has a weird or awkward voice, just very noticeable. So he tells some HORRIBLY DUMB story, like REALLY bad. Something about how his mom wrecked her car or something. Vent went quiet after the story for seriously like 30 - 45 seconds. Then Nardaak comes out and says, "Wow, Awesome, you're definitely the 'BA' of the guild." and everyone cracks up while I'm thinking, "WOW this guys a moron, I hope he leaves the guild REALLY soon."

I'm glad you stayed, Awesome.

/end Jim story.

lol i was being sarcastic about your skills and i completely dont remember that story at all

Celayna · 03-12-2008, 05:44 PM

I don't think that qualifies as a Jim story (and I don't remember that one either /ponder).

44444444

MrChickn · 03-12-2008, 10:31 PM

well to be honest lyxson... when you join i was like shit... he is no lelek. gawd i hate effin noobs... and you miss heard that, i was called teh'Bamf of the guild. And you know it was once i started dating your mom that you warmed up to me, you will always be like a son to meh. I hope one day we can go toss the ole pigskin. One day ill even tell you about the birds and the bees.

Cel i want to touch you.

If we could get Jim or This to tell a new story it would make this thread complete.

aduros · 03-13-2008, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Nardaak

lol i was being sarcastic about your skills and i completely dont remember that story at all

I just remember thinking to myself "thats some nice DPS for a mystic...hmm, why does Azlea keep dying?"

Nardaak · 03-13-2008, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by aduros

I just remember thinking to myself "thats some nice DPS for a mystic...hmm, why does Azlea keep dying?"

haha thread completely derailed but

while azleah was dieing to lyxson dps i was getting 1 shotted cuz jim was telling stories and 44444444'n

MrChickn · 03-14-2008, 01:24 AM

no no no you get one shotted because you = paper.... haha j/k buddy. lol dont worry about derailing this thread.... there are 2 options on oasis... you know you are.. and you think you are. if it was only the "know you ares" around there would be 100 people on that server...

Mags · 03-14-2008, 08:40 AM

One of these days you find a fat girl who likes twinkies as much as I do... but it was nice of you to say good bye awesome =p sigh... but I guess its what I get since I didnt oO... Lyxson you did some mad dps on your ily for not having a troub. you can blame that one on awesome...

and where the hell is that little toub ass.. or did he give up and just finaly bow down to Pants uberness and not reply because This is noob sauce.

hopes that comment gets This out of the wood work..

Lyxson · 03-14-2008, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MrChickn

well to be honest lyxson... when you join i was like shit... he is no lelek. gawd i hate effin noobs... and you miss heard that, i was called teh'Bamf of the guild. And you know it was once i started dating your mom that you warmed up to me, you will always be like a son to meh. I hope one day we can go toss the ole pigskin. One day ill even tell you about the birds and the bees.

Cel i want to touch you.

If we could get Jim or This to tell a new story it would make this thread complete.

You changed your name to Teh'Bamf because of that story shortly after.

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Originally Posted by Nardaak

haha thread completely derailed but

while azleah was dieing to lyxson dps i was getting 1 shotted cuz jim was telling stories and 44444444'n

Dude do you remember that one night at like 2AM we were doing Wuoshi, and you kept yelling at me to ward you and getting really pissed off. Then you looked at your logs and you were like "WHY IS WUOSHI HITTING ME FOR 10K PER MELEE?!?" I bet it was your pants, but we'll never know because as soon as I got you pants you transferred, jerk. =( You were always my favorite officer!

And Ashie you still had slightly better DPS with me even considering gear and group. I looked it up, therefore, I hate you.

Ceker · 03-14-2008, 09:31 PM

Dont forget my uber fury dps bitches

and those pants were fucking lollerskates

Nardaak - its the best i can get! stop laughing fuckers!