"Yo Doark, I can see my wifes screen! Basically I've been to the top, back in EQ1 I was in Cats in Hats with Gats strapped to our backs! Know what I mean? I ain't got nuffin to prove, post the paxter. I know secrets about raid mobs that devs told me like did you know theres an item that makes Hurricanus really easy?! All these secrets can be yours if you make me an officer and i'll take you to the top. In EQ2 my best friend was Axel?Exill? Cause I used to be in Second Dawn and they booted me cause they couldn't keep my wifes name out they mouths"(Most of you probably won't get this paragraph)
Krune it's called a parser not a paxter.
Go feed your pet shark you kept in your swimming pool, along with the tigers you had roaming your front yard. Don't forget to throw the newspapers a bit further next time so one doesn't fly back and smack you in the face while your driving again

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