So! Kaizer Sosay think he can retaliate and that I'd just sit back and do nothing! Hurumph!
Let's take another look at the disgusting atrocities that join together to make up this morbid half-life that he leads.
In the intial thread we briefly commented on Kaizer's sexual deviency. This is deeply rooted in not only the hatred of his gay (now dead [Please see Murder-Suicide on wikipedia for more information]), priest fathers, but in a deeply seated hatred of himself and how he never made it through seminary so that he, too, could one day be a gay priest.
His first love: Animals. That's right. Not only is Kaizer Sosay an avid outdoors-man that enjoys long walks, fishing, hiking, kayaking, fucking bears, and the ever-popular curling, but he's also a card carrying member of ISPA, or Inter-Species Passion Association. He dedicated the younger part of his life to the preservation of his and other like-minded sick fucks rights to keep and fuck animals as they so choose. Below is a poster from one of his earlier campaigns.
Take note of the mullet, his facial features locked in passion and the grizzly, dirty-ass beard where he stored his keys.
Next, we'll explore another one of Kaizer's more disgusting sexual deviancies. What started in college as an innocent prank, a frat joke, a marijuana induced friday night of revelries soon turned into so much more for Kaizer Sosay. He found himself sneaking off w/out the guys. He was doing it when he back home for spring break. He was doing without any inebriation whatsoever. That's right...Fat chicks. Kaizer Sosay's one innocent night of "Whaling" soon turned into a life long addiction that he boths fears and revels in. Why else was Kwiet such a hot topic with Mr. Sosay? Could it be that he was disgusted with her malformed, gelato-like features--or could it be a deep-seated lust within his bones that burned his very essence at the mention of her name...Kwiet....Kwiet...he would hear it in his sleep. He had to make her his. They recorded their first and last love affair. Look on---IF YOU DARE!
Their love was not to last, however. Much to Kaizer's chagrin, Kwiet was killed a few days after these photos were taken when she tried to chase the Oscar Meyer weiner-mobile up a hill and ingest it. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Kwiet's family.
We could talk many moons of Kaizer's deviency - but alas, we must move on to my final point.
Kaizer Sosay...is not American. I know what you're thinking, "Kaizer Sosay not American?!? How can this be?!?"
Let's look at the facts though people.
Fact: He works a fucking Denny's where he employs and encourages illegal immigration for these potato people who live in YOUR neighboorhoods! YOUR cities! YOUR counties! YOUR states! And guess who pays their taxes...You? Of course--But do they? I think not...I...think...not...
You see these people? These are real Americans. The only kind of Americans I know.
Fact: He's the bastard son of a meth user and a whore...Alright--strike that from the record, that sorta counts in his favor.
Fact: He's the adopted son of not only 1--but count them, 2--TWO- homosexual (from the Turkish "Homo" meaning "Fag" and the American "Sexual" meaning "Get it on") CATHOLIC priests! Catholics?!?!? They might as well of put on a turban, grew some beards and sold looseys to the colored boys on their side of town.
Now, I know in my America, we don't have any gays. We're a gay free country and proud of it.
Also, we left the Catholics back in Europa in 1045 when Conquistadors first came here from England to wipe out the ruddy peoples. Kaizer Sosay is the vomitous spawn on European stink-eye pirates. That's right. Stink-Eye Pirates. It makes my blood boil thinking about it.
Fact: Kaizer Sosay would rather spend a week in the woods chasing Caribou to put his tally-whacker in their stinky, flea-infested coffee makers instead of shooting and killing every last of them like a good American would. It's just science.
Fact: Kaizer Sosay likes fat chicks. I know the population for American chicks that are actually hot and don't spend 65% of their annual income somewhere cramming lard into their veins is "sliming." But that's no excuse to abandon everything this country was founded on by going and making sweet, gelatinous, love to fat chicks. You think Mr. Jefferson was sitting in his slave-house with Jupiter writing up the Declaration of Independance thinking about how he could plump up Shafreaka and Lafaunda before getting into their ragged loin clothes? Hell no, he put Jupiter on whitey-watch while he took the darkies into the back room and laid it to them like a real American would. AMERICA! On a side-note, here's a diagram that tracks the amount of money spend on collecting lard and how it affects a chick's weight.
With these irrefutable facts, I rest my case. Kaizer Sosay - America wants you gone. I'll fuck your mouth.
Sam oo ee
Oh btw here is some more incriminating evidence that Kaizer Sosay is not an American -- look at those slanty eyes...that queer patterned short...the excess of socialist filth spewing from his whorish mouth...Disgusting...
Kaizer Sosay: An American Patriot or Communist Sympathizer? You decide.
