Ranzal

Ahoy my lovely little computer entities that I have come to know and love in the past!!! Most of you should remember the greatness that once was Ranzal, and for those of you who don't...fuck you, I'm better than you. Anyways, as I sit here preparing to become a hermit for my finals, and I have nothing to do to delay the inevitable hell that will rain down upon me, I thought "Hey! lets check in on all my pixelated friends in the Everquest 2 communtiy!" As I realize that it has been a good six months since I have played everquest it makes me sad to be missing out on my friends but life goes on I guess. We all know who I miss most, Xavir (or is is Arzoth as I hear?), Tiffanni (CO-Capt. of the 85 Cew and official song stealer), and Slam (just Slam the magnificent)...MY BOYS!!! HHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!! lol

I hope you all are still chillin, fuckin, and flat out laying shit out in the game. I wish I could come back but there comes a time where people have to call it quits and can you believe it, I got a fucking job this summer at a BIG law firm in NYC!!! Little pay as its an internship but fuck, me, in a lawfirm! HAH! suckahs!

Anyways my bouncy little boobies, I miss you all and as I figured Paradigm is tearing it up like a 12" man fucking a virgin on prom night (DAMN bloody). Iniquity is officially the laughing stock of the server from what I've seen in some posts, and people who had it coming, well....got it I guess? LOL I know yall miss the wonderful world of Ranzal's fucked up, warped as shit, mind and I miss all your little querks too. Alright though, as this update comes to an end I would just like to officially say I miss the game (despite all its flaws), I miss owning shit, but most importantly, I miss my friends in game (you know who your are). Hit a ***** up if you can, I'de like to hear from some of ya. I'm out like a used tampon on labour day. Peace bitches!

Fuck hoes, smoke weed, drink beer, blow coke, own bitches,

The one and only, Ranzal the Great!

P.S. - There would be a list of everyone I hate in this spot but it would be too long. I think we can all agree on a few names however therefore its not worth my time. I'm off to go fuck my bitch, peace.

Arzoth

HHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA

Yeah bro, life's been great. I moved offa Oasis and shit got about 40x better. Who knew... people actually play this game on other servers.

Still kickin' ass and takin' names as always, sucks you're not around. I've still not seen CoB m1 since you bought it off the broker, scribed it and promptly quit the game you piece of shit.

I'd stillb e more cool with CoB going to you if you actually *did* sell your toon, instead he just rots on Oasis, like the slackass you always were! haha.

much love home boy, I still see ya on MSN or whatever the fuck, I'll start making fun of you on a more regular basis privately

Good hearing from ya, peace out
-A-

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Owhl

We are soooooo impressed.

Slamdar

Would you be more impressed if he said "Sucking on my titties like you wanted me calling me all the time..."

And its nice to hear from ya Ranzal. I miss the 3 bard 1 templar group of the past.

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Slamdeezy - 70 Restoration Shaman - Smolderthorn

Yes, my shaman's gear sucks

Pryz

shut up kate

p.s. Jesus loves his children

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