70/100 assassin looking for raiding guild

sieki · 07-30-2007, 08:11 PM

1. What is your characters name/server?

HETHYR, on Oasis server

2. How well do you play you class? If you are a DPS class please specify dps and group setups.

Well if you give me a dirge, illusionist, zerker, fury, and inquisitor i can break 2000 dps almost every fight!!! of course thats only if the dirge casts CoB exactly when i tell him (or her), i have rapidity/illusionary arms/time compression, agitate, consecrated aura, and the dirge is running dps songs only.

if i dont break 2k i will ALWAYS have an excuse though, i promise.

3. Do our raiding times fit your schedule?

oh yes, your times are perfect for me actually, and i will make nearly every single raid you have.

but i should mention that i will be AFK for at least 1/4 of every raid, this will likely because either my mom is yelling at me, my drug dealer neighbors are doing druggy things, my sister is being a bitch, or because i needed another drink and didnt think telling anyone about it was important enough.

oh and also, sometimes i get pissy and just leave the raid in the middle of a zone because people are not being 100% compliant with everything i say.

4. Are all of your spells at least adept 3 and mostly mastered?

yes actually i have been given nearly all my masters just because i am a chick that will find a way to get things i want. even if the guildbank has to pay 40p for my spell, i WILL get it.

5. What is the reason you left your last raiding guild?

everyone hated me. and i didnt just leave, i broke up the guild.

luckily for me the 2 people that did like me were and officer and the second in command. i wrapped them around my finger and thats when shit started going bad.

i wrapped my slutty legs around the main healer and he refused to heal unless i was 100% happy.

the dirges wouldnt cast CoB when is best suited me and only me.

everyone was talking bad about me because i bitched too much for no reason.

there must be other reasons i just cant think about them right now because my mom is yelling at my sister for hanging out with my drug dealer neighbors

i'll finish my app later.... AFK

6. What is your raiding experience?

7. Anything else you would like to add to your app?

Kurazao · 07-30-2007, 08:36 PM

the app looks pretty nice

if you cant find anything in a month, let me know....we gonna start raiding full time in sept

Slamdar · 07-31-2007, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by sieki

2. How well do you play you class? If you are a DPS class please specify dps and group setups.

Well if you give me a dirge, illusionist, zerker, fury, and inquisitor i can break 2000 dps almost every fight!!! of course thats only if the dirge casts CoB exactly when i tell him (or her), i have rapidity/illusionary arms/time compression, agitate, consecrated aura, and the dirge is running dps songs only.

if i dont break 2k i will ALWAYS have an excuse though, i promise.

With that group set up and with those buffs, I as a troubador could parse 2k+ every fight.... That group is stacked to high heaven for 1 person to do a measily 2k on...

Gonn · 07-31-2007, 12:26 AM

Hethyr, with all the dirty tells betweenest us when did you find time to post this app???

Nesse · 07-31-2007, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Slamdar

With that group set up and with those buffs, I as a troubador could parse 2k+ every fight.... That group is stacked to high heaven for 1 person to do a measily 2k on...

I think that was the point Slam.. someone was trying to make a funny and failed miserably.

Slamdar · 07-31-2007, 12:46 AM

Yeah, I didn't read the entire thing before I posted.... After going back through it, it appears to be some disgruntled ex-guildie venting.. /shrug

hethyr · 07-31-2007, 12:54 AM

So I saw this and died laughing........when did i have the dream group? I think I was sleeping or "afk"....I remember the group being.....2 wizzies, a necro, a troub, a fury, a brigand, and the brigand getting all the buffs....Or I was with a zerker, *insert random healer who decided to log on*, bruiser, and any other BS random melee class who logged on. Oh and wait we had dirges? Since when? /sigh Oh well I see who the real girl is now, even though I have all the anatomical parts. Anyways I hope you had fun with that Sieki, good job ! ~Love always, Hethyr

Oh and PS Gonn, /dirtier tells ftmfw

Ephrael · 07-31-2007, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by sieki

i wrapped my slutty legs around the main healer and he refused to heal unless i was 100% happy.

Hired

sieki · 07-31-2007, 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Nesse

I think that was the point Slam.. someone was trying to make a funny and failed miserably.

I wasnt trying to be funny nesse.

RogueFrequency · 07-31-2007, 08:44 AM

lol I know I should stay out of this, but I always wanted to ask Hethyr how she had 2 peices of fabled set gear but was still using an Absolution, DoN, and a Torn Ligament Bow.