Age of Conan - Page 24

Kainsei · 12-13-2007, 09:00 AM

Does that mean that german people won't be able to download the US client and play on us servers ?

Wierd.

gm9 · 12-13-2007, 09:22 AM

That only means Germans won't get their nipples bloodied. Duh.

drychnath · 12-13-2007, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by arieste

sure. here you go:

discuss.

Um yeah, why can they not just make a rated M MMO and be done with it. It would be nice to finally have an MMO where you just say

"hey, no kiddies. No special rules and filters to protect the little kiddies. Hookers and Alcohol and drug use abound, so don't let your kid play this game. Naked ho's will be slapped, and possibly kept in little stake lined pits in player houses for your amusement. Right clicking on one will include "put the lotion in the basket" emote. J-Lo will make an appearance in skin-tight red latex while your character hangs from chains in the ceiling hooked right through their skin. The option to amputate a dead hooker's fingers and suspend them in a block of ice for your player house will be auto checked as default. Your grandma may show up naked with a swastika armband in the end game dungeon"

kythik · 12-13-2007, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by drychnath

Um yeah, why can they not just make a rated M MMO and be done with it. It would be nice to finally have an MMO where you just say

"hey, no kiddies. No special rules and filters to protect the little kiddies. Hookers and Alcohol and drug use abound, so don't let your kid play this game. Naked ho's will be slapped, and possibly kept in little stake lined pits in player houses for your amusement. Right clicking on one will include "put the lotion in the basket" emote. J-Lo will make an appearance in skin-tight red latex while your character hangs from chains in the ceiling hooked right through their skin. The option to amputate a dead hooker's fingers and suspend them in a block of ice for your player house will be auto checked as default. Your grandma may show up naked with a swastika armband in the end game dungeon"

you just described what i did last weekend, were you watching?

Senelin · 12-14-2007, 06:20 AM

omfg hilarious. I want that game.

Broomhilde · 12-14-2007, 09:18 AM

Damn, this used to be an informative thread and section.

arieste · 12-15-2007, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by drychnath

Um yeah, why can they not just make a rated M MMO and be done with it. It would be nice to finally have an MMO where you just say

Their aim is and has always been to make an M rated game. They are just trying to keep it from being AO (adult only) rated because then many stored will refuse to carry it and it won't sell. And one of the first quests in the game is to save a hooker who pays you for it with sex. just fyi.

Broomhilde · 12-15-2007, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by arieste

And one of the first quests in the game is to save a Hawt Male Stud who pays you for it with sex. just fyi.

Corrected!

Ti'iesinyo'face · 12-15-2007, 08:58 PM

I can't wait to see some tities in an MMO!! I hope there the round but perky kind bouncin' all around

Fiyy · 12-15-2007, 10:14 PM

I wouldn't think they'd have to take the tits outta it for it to still be a M rated game. I mean look at the god of war series, now I haven't gotten into beta for AoC yet but God of war has tits all over the place and a ton of blood. I for one hope they don't remove them cause I think it will add an interesting element to the game, cause they incorporated it into god of war also