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Old 10-03-2009, 11:58 PM  
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Default Stonestrong has a drinking problem

I'm sorry to have to bring this to light my friend, but perhaps the community of Paladin's around the world can save you from yourself.


Stonestrong Jedediah Jones, or just "Stone" to many of us... has for many months now... suffered from a rare disorder called "Camelosis". His condition cuases him to drink ridiculous amount of liquid, which he claims is only water. This adidction is leading to more problems.

The other night he had to go to the bathroom seventeen times during raids. SEVENTEEN TIMES! Is it possible that he drinks this much? Is it posisble that he has forgotten how to urinate properly and only lets a wee little bit out at a time? Something must be done! I need all Paladins to help Lay on Hands to Stonestrong! Pray for him! He needs yoru support to break free of teh watery chains that bind him!
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Old 10-04-2009, 12:14 AM  
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STONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Old 10-04-2009, 02:11 AM  
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Use a bucket :P
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Old 10-04-2009, 02:17 AM  
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get a depends imo...
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Old 10-04-2009, 05:39 AM  
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get a tube attacked to your penis and just piss right at the desk
problem solved
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Old 10-04-2009, 08:49 AM  
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The problem lies not with Stone himself, but with the Shadowy Knight he so yearned to be. The only thing we can do is break him of this monstrosity by allowing his abusive behavior of wasting toilet water to be replaced with a very large amount of Mountain Dew, specifically, and I cringe saying it.... World of Warcraft drink. Yes, I do believe this will cure him of all that ails him. He will piss so hard, and so fast, not even the Concealment chain of an Assassin could outpiss him...
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Old 10-08-2009, 04:54 AM  
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Have a secondy pally get Aqua-Amends on him! *lolz*
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Old 10-22-2009, 05:05 AM  
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Guys, I'm trying to give up drinking water when I raid. I suffer from a rare condition known as cameltosis and might be on edge more so than usual.
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