So, I had the pleasure of grouping with you little fuck sticks tonight in Maidens.
Our amazing group setup was Zerker(me, Psycho), some random wiz(Kilthanias), a defiler(Soxx), a sorry excuse for a warden(Nujissa), the moron dirge(Congruence), and some sorry ass conj(Myrdin.)
After standing around outside the zone waiting on the rest of you 'tards to get there, we go inside and start clearing trash whilst some of you are thumbing your ass elsewhere. And by we I mean myself the wizard and the defiler.
So once everyone's there we pull Bi'lithu and do relatively well, and by that I mean asides from myself and the healers everyone died from the aoe or whatever it is he does after the port.
Here's our leet sauce dps from that fight, explanation for the pic's to come.
Now part way through that fight it's obvious that the heals are more than lacking, so I put on a tower shield and go defensive, and things get slightly less hairy, yet amazingly agro isn't an issue like I had thought it would be. Gee, wonder why?
So we move on, clear some trash and toy a lever and get to sandstorm. Now we didn't have a mezzer, so I tell the group to assist through me and just burn the adds while stoneskin is up. Stoneskin goes up, adds pop and I grab them. Going great I think, untill I see sandstorm charging me and notice the first add was only at about 90%. Group wipes quickly after that. We go back and try again, but this time, seeing as how we have several people that can root, I tell them to root one and stay the fuck away from it.
Stoneskin goes up and I grab the adds, and amazingly enough, the one we're burning is the one that keeps getting rooted. This is taking place in the middle of the room, and as the adds are still alive sandstorm starts charging, so I grab him and drag him to the back where he spawns as usuall, and I die a few seconds later. Why you ask? Because I ran out of range of the healers! I guess healers are permarooted now when they heal stuff?
Ah, the next and last try. We actually get a little more progress on him this time, I park sandstorm on the wall in the middle of the room, and we actually managed to get past the first set of adds, which were still alive btw. In trying to grab one of the first set of adds my positioning gets fucked up and i get knocked to the back of the room where Sandy spawns. Somehow we all survive untill the 2nd set of adds spawn, on the opposite end of the room, right on top of everyone else. So, with my leetsauce negative run speed(Thx Wall of Ferocity!) I crawl towards them, but to no avail. The group wipes yet again, with Coghead yelling and running out of the room. And bam, poor little me, the only person in the group breaking 1k(uber huh?) consistently is removed for the group.
Here's the combined parse for all of our Sandstorm attempts, explanation inc:
I not so kindly ask why in chat when they start looking for another, and apparently it's because I can't hold agro and the first few mobs I was wearing my uber level 35 crafting cloak instead of my Mar one! I guess you shit stained cum guzzlers forgot the part where I never lost agro once the whole zone, and when I pulled a mob on me, it stayed on me untill either it was dead, or I was dead.
This is our zonewide from when I was there.
Now let me explain something to you fuck 'tards. A very good strat for Sandstorm when you don't have a mezzer, is to have dps that doesn't suck ass. In fact, that's always a good strat.
Now, I've just started playing this toon again after a year or so off from him, so no, I'm not the best around.
However, not one of you inbred banjo playing mother fuckers are even close to being able to take agro from me. Especially when your dps can't even break 1k.
The wizard, who was not in the seekers, was the only person to ever out parse me in the zone on a fight.
So, in conclusion, yes you retards suck, and yes I can tank better than you. Maybe before you losers start complaining about your tank, you should consider learning how to play your own classes.
Ps.
Thank you guys for taking three hours after booting me to not finish the zone. It was very nice for me to walk back in there to find Drusella still up. I very much enjoyed getting some people together and killing her.
Oh, one more thing:
Dear Nujissa.
You are a stupid fucking bitch. I know that wardens are pretty much useless for anything other than port bitches, but you bring a new depth of suckage to your class.
I grouped with your pathetic ass in CoA this morning if you don't recall. I would like to thank you for sucking so much that I had to use a tower shield and defensive stance the entire zone. I also appreciate your suckage for allowing me to have to make sure all my def. temps were up before each pull, and letting me fully understand Adrenaline's power drain by allowing me to spam the fuck out of it the entire zone.
Perhaps you should upgrade those T5 app 2's you seem to be using? Or maybe take the batteries out of your vibrator and put them back in your mouse so you can click stuff on your UI(user interface.)
And, as it seems, you don't just suck on the warden, you suck fucking ass in general. I didn't know it was you, so I let you come back to maidens to kill Drusella on your necro Snowwy.
Uber dps here...
Ya know, it's kinda strange. That Drusella group wasn't going that well, dps was lacking while you were on you're necro, and the mob kept healing up, but when you swapped to your warden, we actually killed it. Now I know it wasn't your added heals, because ya know, you don't know how to do that. So what I'm guessing is, is that you actually suck so fucking bad, that you make your groups dps actually go down. Maybe you should do your guild and the rest of Permafrost a favor and delete your toons.
And maybe you should add to that recruiting thread you have here something along the lines of, dps that doesn't suck and healers who know wtf they're doing.
Dear The Seekers
