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    Default Thanks, Kintanyun on AB, for being a bleeding hemorrhoidal asshole

    Kintanyun, you're a ragged, bleeding hemorrhoidal mancunt. I sincerely hope you get a perirectal abscess that eats away your worn-out anus and turns it into a bowl of rotting cottage cheese.

    This stretched-out asshole whines more than pubescent teenage girl on her first rag. So Kintanyun "Needle-Dicked" McBugfucker (also known by Darkelv, Scorge, Banyin, Syntanyun, and a few others) decided to make himself a brand-new guild named Blasphemy. He decided that putting the effort into recruiting and leveling the guild should fall to people Other Than Him, so a core of six or seven folks spent numerous weeks having fun goofing off in guild chat while doing crafting writs, HQ's, and adventuring writs to get the guild to level 62 (or thereabouts.) I can't tell you the exact guild level now. Why?

    Because Kintanyun decided to show himself to be a filthy hook-nosed gnome this afternoon by dumping EVERY member of the guild out in order to sell the guild to turn a profit. His rationale? "Oh, there's no one at this level for me to group with." Welladay, you motherfucker. Instead of dealing with his guildmates himself, he decided to (you'll love this) go find a powerleveling buddy of his whom he put in the MOTD will "offer good rates to members of Blasphemy." Are you fucking kidding me? After putting zero effort into recruiting, befriending, or actually playing with his own guildmates himself? Hell, I brought several real-life friends. We crafted a ton and leveled the guild. Today we logged in to discover that Kintanyun had decided to boot every last member of the guild in order to sell the level 60 guild hall and go join some of his ass-bandit buddies elsewhere.

    So, he's a thief and a bleeding cunt. Whatever you do, don't recruit or deal with this guy if you can avoid it. If you find yourself the owner of a guild called Blasphemy, grats on buying the stolen efforts of others. It's not your fault that Kintanyun is a cheap truck stop lot lizard covered in meth pocks with bad teeth. It's the best the syphilitic son of a bitch can do in this life.

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    Default Re: Thanks, Kintanyun on AB, for being a bleeding hemorrhoidal asshole

    It's got potential. But screenshots or it didn't happen.
    It's only weird if it doesn't work.

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    Default Re: Thanks, Kintanyun on AB, for being a bleeding hemorrhoidal asshole

    Mild lol
    :^)

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    Default Re: Thanks, Kintanyun on AB, for being a bleeding hemorrhoidal asshole

    i m amazed people still get angry at this game, even more amazed by the fact that there is enought people left to create a guild and level it up

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