Kisy

The funniest one ever for me was I was in Bonemire working on writs on my Defiler... A 69 Swashy is standing there watching me. So I kill a few mobs and get a tell that says:

"Man .... I would never maker a defiler... either you suck ass or defilers are the worst scouts I have ever seen."

I shit you not! He thought a Defiler was a SCOUT!!!!!!! We then had a long chat about how he seriously thought that a Defiler was a scout and not a healer.

I dont expect everyone to know nevery classes internal workings - but at least knowning that a brig is a scout, a defiler is a healer, an sk is a fighter, etc I would expect someone to know.

My favorite question in lvl chat that I have seen came from a lvl 70 zerker. "Did I ever get a better taunt or is my lvl 1 taunt really the last one I ever got?"

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Hollywood

Conversly, as a Dirge, I am often believed to be a healer, so it all evens out I guess

Exeter

I did a facedesk when I was in a PUG run into Den of the Devourer with a friend when the tank, a 70 Zerker asked my friend, an Assassin, something to the effect of, "Why the hell are you running behind the monsters?!"

It made for a fun evening as our group formed a chat channel just for the purpose of bashing our tank. Our tank was in full KoS fabled gear to top it off. Either this was an e-bay toon or someone was playing piggy-back on their guild.

Kelenved

Pickup group in breeding groups just grinding exp in the low 60s (brig, guard, defiler, wiz, bard, conj) ... wizard gets aggro (I forget how, nor is it really important to the story) and dies ... revives and starts running back.

Guard says, "You know we could have rezzed you if you waited a second there"
Wiz replies "Rez?"
Guard "Yeah, you know, ressurect you here, save you the run back etc?"
Wiz "Oh I didn't know people can do that, great!"

Guard tells you "..."
You tell Guard "You invited him"

Moral of the story: Shitty PUG's are not rant worthy, they're a part of every mmog out there.