This boy is now single - Page 4

Telpacpaw · 09-29-2007, 08:07 PM

Well, I'm still learning to be an asshole on the forums, but IRL, I consider myself quite the professional Asshole. Please feel free to continue acting tough, so that I may hone my skills against you. I would be absolutely honored.

Actually, EDIT: I didn't come here to piss people off with a story. Wtf?

I just figured I should let the world know of my plight. I wasn't looking for support or sympathy, but these are the only boards I frequent, and I don't exactly consider myself much of a blogger. So logically, here was the best choice.

pheonixtears · 09-29-2007, 09:29 PM

Well Telpacpaw I don't really find you to be an asshole. May be a little on the egotistical side, but not full blown ass. However IRL, you might be. But on the same hand I'm sure you still have a soft side somewhere.

Telpacpaw · 09-29-2007, 09:32 PM

Egotistically speaking, I can't hold a candle to Gaige though :D

Pharon · 09-29-2007, 11:04 PM

I still you are still a green-thumb. I thought you were more of an asshole. I pegged you too high. I figured someone having the balls to come on to a site and tell some shitty break-up story must be a bored asshole.

I didn't think you were looking for sympathy, that was the other rookie.

I would be humbled if you would try and hone your skills on me.

Telpacpaw · 09-30-2007, 01:02 AM

Bob Dole....

Nurta · 09-30-2007, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by LFG

When I suspected my ex wife of cheating on me, I memorized the tones associated with the password she entered on a touch tone phone to access her voicemail, and from that figured out her password.

In flagrante delicto.

Heh, I know it's wrong but I still know an ex's password (yes she uses one for everything) and I occaissionally when I'm bored check her email to see what she's up to. I've often thought about sending people emails from her account but figured the entertainment value is higher with her not knowing. Stupid people who use one password for everything, don't change them often, or make it something incrediably easy like a pet's name.

Sorry about your breakup; that's really not so bad judging from my drama filled past. My divorce was much messier so was the last relationship (see above, I still read her email) haha.

Otis · 09-30-2007, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Pharon

I still you are still a green-thumb. I thought you were more of an asshole. I pegged you too high. I figured someone having the balls to come on to a site and tell some shitty break-up story must be a bored asshole.

I didn't think you were looking for sympathy, that was the other rookie.

I would be humbled if you would try and hone your skills on me.

It's "green horn". Green thumb means he's good with plants.

You're not showing us much in the intelligence department so far.

LFG · 09-30-2007, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Otis

It's "green horn". Green thumb means he's good with plants.

Why you gotta bust out the common sense Otis? WHY? =p

pheonixtears · 09-30-2007, 05:08 PM

Tel did you ever get any of her passwords? I know you said that she got yours some how, didn't you ever find out what hers were? Hack her back, show her your true ass side then. LOL

Telpacpaw · 10-01-2007, 02:08 AM

I was taking a shower when she plopped down at my computer and changed all her passwords, so I guess hygiene was a bad plan for that day.