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Old 10-05-2007, 04:54 PM  
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So I got back from driving class and this guy IMed me, via AIM. I'm Gradabug, of course.

After a quick search, it turned to be Ritul of the Oasis server, I don't know who the hell he is tbh.

But here it is. TEXT MAY BE NSFW. I WARNED YOU.


RiTuL2701: Hi
Gradabug: Who's this?
RiTuL2701: Wanna fuck?
Gradabug: Nope.
RiTuL2701: Cmon baby
RiTuL2701: Let me lick your little clit
Gradabug: look if you're some faggot from Nagafen
RiTuL2701: I'm not hun
RiTuL2701: I've seen your pics on flames
RiTuL2701: and I want to finger your tight little ass
RiTuL2701: and suck your clit
Gradabug: who the fuck are you tbh
RiTuL2701: while I lick up and down your slit really slow
RiTuL2701: You'd like that wouldn't you?
Gradabug: no.
Gradabug: Who the fuck are you
RiTuL2701: Maybe you could even slob on my knob a little
RiTuL2701: Like corn on the cob
RiTuL2701: I won't say, but I'm closed to you then you'd think
Gradabug: ... Shax?
Gradabug: Miroh on crack?
RiTuL2701: I'm going to lick your pussy whether you like it or not
RiTuL2701: I'll tie you up and gag you
RiTuL2701: then flicker my tongue all over your body
RiTuL2701: as you tremble with pleasure
Gradabug: I
Gradabug: am going to post this on EQ2flames
Gradabug: for the lulz
RiTuL2701: Anyways, Spiderman 3 is now done downloading, ttyl!
Gradabug: ENJOY YOUR AIDS
Gradabug: AND SHITTY MOVIE
RiTuL2701: I wish you nothing but the stubbing of your big toe 1000 times over
RiTuL2701: Weak ass bitch



There's more, too:

RiTuL2701: When I'm done licking your pussy, I'm going to fuck your dog in the ass
RiTuL2701: I'm going to make it bleed
RiTuL2701: then make you suck the dog ass off my dick


No, seriously, what the fuck?

If this is someone pulling a dumb prank, well, GG at making yourself look like a tard.
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Old 10-05-2007, 05:06 PM  
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The is what happens to guys who have spent their last 30 years in their parent's basement masturbating to the sound of their mother cleaning a turkey.
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Old 10-05-2007, 05:09 PM  
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The is what happens to guys who have spent their last 30 years in their parent's basement masturbating to the sound of their mother cleaning a turkey.
Yeah I think he masturbates to other things too.

Seriously, what?
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Old 10-05-2007, 05:09 PM  
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wtf, thats just wrong...
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Old 10-05-2007, 05:46 PM  
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LOL

I'M GOING TO TIE AND GAG YOU. LICK YOUR PUSSY WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
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Old 10-05-2007, 05:57 PM  
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That's why I took my "OOC" contact info off of Flames..

.. well, not for people threatening to tie me down, fuck my dog, and lick my pussy, but... yeah.
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Old 10-05-2007, 06:09 PM  
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ok, i guess the fucking your dog and stubbing your toe part is kinda lame.
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Old 10-05-2007, 07:13 PM  
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ok, i guess the fucking your dog and stubbing your toe part is kinda lame.
Well if you think about it, it's the logical next step from fucking a frozen turkey.
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Old 10-05-2007, 08:31 PM  
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WTF Rhos, Miroh on Crack? Don't put me in that shit lol, you know how I am.

But yeah, seriously fucked up imo. Bet he's one of the sick lil fucks that tries to hook up with minors on Myspace or websites of the like.

How do you attract these people? lol, you've had a couple now that have weirded you out. Sorry it happened though, no one needs to be hounded like this. People play the game to have fun and enjoy the Fantasy content of it, not to be some part of a sick bitches wet dream. His dad probably molested him well past the age of 20...I'm giving him credit by saying he's not some lil pre-teen punk....but he probably is.
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Old 10-05-2007, 08:39 PM  
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wtf, thats just wrong...
No kidding.

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LOL

I'M GOING TO TIE AND GAG YOU. LICK YOUR PUSSY WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
I BOT THAT CAPE

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That's why I took my "OOC" contact info off of Flames..

.. well, not for people threatening to tie me down, fuck my dog, and lick my pussy, but... yeah.
Yeah, in about a year though, this is the first time this happened. Usually people PM me instead.

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ok, i guess the fucking your dog and stubbing your toe part is kinda lame.
The whole thing is a mass of WTF.

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WTF Rhos, Miroh on Crack? Don't put me in that shit lol, you know how I am.

But yeah, seriously fucked up imo. Bet he's one of the sick lil fucks that tries to hook up with minors on Myspace or websites of the like.

How do you attract these people? lol, you've had a couple now that have weirded you out. Sorry it happened though, no one needs to be hounded like this. People play the game to have fun and enjoy the Fantasy content of it, not to be some part of a sick bitches wet dream. His dad probably molested him well past the age of 20...I'm giving him credit by saying he's not some lil pre-teen punk....but he probably is.
Hey, crack does things apparently! Heh, sorry.

Snacker was the guy from Befallen that wanted to kill himself after I let the whole server know he was a fuck-up. Though he asked for different things, stuff about stuff like masturbation and panties worn or not. But anyway.

That was before EQ2Flames, even before DoF. However! This Ritul guy is totally out of nowhere, not even on the same server as me. At least, that I know of. Snacker was in the same guild (DoE) I am in and of course, he was kicked out, along with over 9,000 other guilds.

As for Ritul? Either he's trolling and coming out to be a dumbass or... is just a sick fuck.

Best part is? He's also an EQ2Flames user. Look him up.

Oh, and the reasons why I attract sick fucks:
1) young female
2) looks 12, is 18
3) young female that looks 12, is 18, plays MMOs
4) ??????
5) PROFIT!
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