Re: apu is in da house
OK, bear with me here. I am gonna start with a question..
Damiende...you get a fair amount of hits on your webby from posts like this in forums..you even say so on your post on the 20th October (yes I have visited your site...you'll wish I hadn't..trust me I wish I hadn't)....sending hits to your site from forums here or from 'Zam or from wherever. So here's the question..why the fuck would you inflict that on people? OK your counter might say BIG hits or whatever..but why? Why?..... Is there a 'site hits' competition? Do you sit down at the dinner table with your Mother/sister and discuss how happy you are because you got 'hits'. "Oh mama, my website got 400 hits before lunch today, I must thwack one off over your wrinkly tits later to celebrate"..WTF? Do you go to the pub with your mate to discuss the finer points of "I'm a sadder bastard than you coz I get more webby hits"?. Do the hits to your webby make you money? Do they give you a hard on? Why the fuck are you bothered? I truly wish my problems in life revolved aound how many people visted my webby. FFS, sad wanker.
OK, now here's the cruncher..although I have absolutely no idea ....
1- why you would get so bothered about building up hits on your webby to the point where you obviously spend a lot of time thinking how to improve the numbers and then executing your crazy devilish plan..
2- what pleasure the large numbers give you..it's a mystery.
but here's the newsflash...your site is WANK! It is purile! I have half a fuckin mind to report you to the Geneva Convention for fuckin torture...that's what you are doing, luring innocent beings to a site that will leave the reader boggling and running home screaming "Why oh Why? I have now experienced the most mind numbing shit on the planet...give me anything...a whole month of listening to Celine Dion without a break..anything but 2 minutes on that fucking shit site. My eyes my eyes!"
Which brings me back to point number 2 above...all I can derive as the answer to that question is...you like people to think you are sad, stupid, thick, needy, boring as shit, empty headed, devoid of thought and brain. Coz I can pretty much guarantee after reading it, that is what most of your HUGE number of hits will be thinking. You want people to think you are that boring? If I had written shit like that I would blow up the worlds servers just to hide my shame.
I know some will say I am silly for what i am about to do next and that i shouldn't publicise your site..but I feel I need to to get my point across..lets see whats there to grab the interest of the reader..
(condensed for the sanity of readers of these forums)
Latest post...
"I am selling some of my books hopefully to this guy"....well whup de fuckin do! Let me go open my window and shout that bit of priceless information to the world. No hang on I'll ring the military..they need to know important shit like that...or..wait a minute, I just got so excited about that I need to go relieve myself. Fuck me...I gotta ring CNN..this shit needs to be in the 'Breaking News'..you are obviously so stupid to post that and think people will be interested..so I'll explain my last bit of post to you..I was being sarcastic...no one gives a fuck if you are selling books.
Another post..
A list of plat selling sites....well fuck me sideways and stick a dildo in my mouth! Thank you so so much..I've been looking for a list like that since....forever...how will I ever thank you?
Another post... meh, you get the point.
Don't even think to come back with the "I don't care if you're interested..I write for myself"..if that were true you wouldn't care about how many hits you get.
I can promise you...you may be obsessed for some reason (fucking beyond me) about people visiting your site...but they will read it and A: die (literally) of boredom, or B: throw up.
You Sir are the biggest kind of fool...the one who stands on top of a mountain wearing your foil hat in a thunderstorm shouting "Look at me I'm a fuckin' idiot".
From your huge amount of hits..everyone is looking, and YES...that is what we are thinking.
Congratulations to you..you have successfully notified the web world of your stupidity and boring life.
If you are asking yourself.. if I was so bored by it, why am I posting such a long post..why would I bother..?
1- I have experienced the height of boredom..I could do anything and still be interested by it from that moment on. You have set the baseline of boring shit.
2- I feel the humane thing to do is warn people...their health is at stake here.
If I ever ever have the misfortune to meet you..I'm taking back the time I lost reading your boring crap.
Fuckwit.
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