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Originally Posted by Ronchy
Well where do i start there are so damn many !
Zhaoyun - Absolutely hilarious to watch him try to play his zerker and main tank for his freeport aligned guild (they call themselves a raid guild pfff). The one tank strategy that this homo has is sit in one spot and hope to god that nobody does over 1k dps on the mob. Long story short this guy is just sad to watch play his character and try to lead his raids. Watching his guild raid is like watching the Special Olympics FRONT ROW !
Gromann/Yuix - By far the biggest pussy on the server. Leader of the reigning guild on vox or whatever. He has always had the players to raid and not till recentally did he finally start letting his guild engage MMIS mayong. Keep in mind that his guild was getting to mayong for months but he wouldnt engage it cause i guess it would give him nightmares and his mommy would have to rub his belly and tell him everything will be ok as he sips warm milk from his baby bottle. God do i wish i was tagged with a leader as strong and fearless as Gromann !
Ghagha - For a monk this guy talks pretty tough. Dont let him fool you he is a clinical liar and doesnt know anything about this game. Literacy has not been so good towards him because if he does see this post the likely comment he will leave for me is "nub" or fight me. Thats basically the mans vocabulary in a nutshell, so not to much of a threat but he will just spam the shit out of you until u want to just /kill yourself in real life. Word of Advice: Dont EVER say anything that might get this tool to send you a tell or he will not stop until you put him on ignore. By the Way ! Ghagha will buy ANY relic that is going to rot and WILL give you his account info so you can log him in.
Shook - By FAR the biggest PIMP on the server. He can get any chick in the world as long as they are 65+ years old, have alzheimers and live in a nursing home. But i will quote shook on this one thing "I Thank the Stars Every Nite that Fionali has come into my life." DOOD ! seriously get a life the woman is like old enough to be your mom and your like just out of high school ! Did your common sense go on vacation or are u just naturaly attracted to women with 4 children and arent married? Oh well, Poon-Drought FTW bro /cry.
Rukiaa - Chinese plat farmer who made it in a raid guild. Not much more to say there except how funny that is.
Bakuh - Well this pillow biter is Ghagha's lover in real life and basically anything that makes his boyfriend cry is gunna get whined about for ages by this dumbass. So Ghagha loses some plat and cries for a few days... cuts himself... you kno the usual things that ass pussies like himself do, Bakuh cant stand seeing his Thug ass boyfriend Ghagha in this kind of stress so he rants on and on all the time about how big of a "Thief" vage is. Not one word that comes out of this mans mouth that has a potential burn on Vage's guild isnt about vage being a Thief. If being really bad at burning people is sexually transmitted then Bakuh needs to break up with Ghagha because its only going to get worse.
SHOUT OUT TO ALL DIRGES OF RECKONING !!!!!
Adorning your fuking weapons, armor and jewelry with up to 40 more to heals is by far the most retarded thing i have yet to see since i started this game and if your guild leader knew anything he wouldnt let you pay for that kinda shit on your gear. If any of the dirges in Reckoning see this thread then just go to the eq2flames forums main page and click on the Dirge class boards and learn how to play your fuking toons. One more thing for you moron dirges in reckoning, duel wielding soulfire gladius is as fuking stupid as the mother who didnt abort you dumb asses.
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I'll just comment on my guild members, since you attempted to slip this in here rather than continue on the Vox forums.
Myself: Do you know why we never engaged Mayong until recently? Because you need Wolfsbane to kill him. Do you know why we didn't have wolfsbane until Malkonis began dropping it? Because there are no fucking tanks on Vox. You find a guild who managed to clear to and kill Woushi having nothing but a brawler to off tank every add that spawns, from Thirneg/Tender all the way up to Woushi and his bloodbeasts. Hell, your own guild just bought another plate tank so that you could start killing anything with adds. When we got 6 wolfsbane, we started pulling Mayong, 3rd attempt he died. What is your excuse? I know you guys have been trying him for a month now, and had most of your guild knock out the Tunare deity quests to get extra wolfsbane. Was it the first time trying him with a naked inquisitor that put you all on the downhill slope? I mean, leaving Haven with 30% armor should be plenty for a guild like yours to go clear MMIS on your first run thru. How bout the second time, when people just started logging out mid raid? What about the third, when you couldn't even get to him? Seriously Lenaras, you can run your mouth off about a lot of shit, but you and yours are completely incapable of doing any of it yourself.
Ghagha: Yeah, he was allowing "friends" to log his toon in and get relic gear for him, since there really wasn't any other way to get gear on Vox, because there are so many tokens to be farmed. I'll post a couple screenshots i got the other day about the spam following this post, but if you allowed someone who called themselves a friend log into your account, you would think they wouldn't turn around and empty your bank. Screenshots to follow, you can ask Vage about that one.
Shook: Dude has twice as many pvp kills as anyone else on the server, and he is a wizard that didn't exploit or alt farm to get them. That speaks enough about his ability as a player. As for his girl, what business of yours is it? He's 22, she's in her early/mid 30s. Since you are obviously not well versed on how women(not all, but a good number of the ones i talk to) work, let me explain something to you. Guy with no girl, finds an older woman that he is attracted to and gets along with. He thinks "score" because she takes a liking to him. She thinks "score" because he is young, fairly inexperienced, and easily trainable to what women want. How is that not damn near the perfect scenario? They are both happy regardless of their motives. As for the kids, unless you have some of your own you are better off leaving them out of it. Not many parents enjoy having people talk shit about the children some chode like you has never laid eyes on. One day, when puberty ends, you will realize this.
Rukiaa: Something wrong with being Chinese? There are a shit ton of Asian-Americans playing video games, is there something wrong with that? Who gives a flying fuck if someone spends a little free time making in-game money to sell legitimately on Station Exchange? Your butt buddies Vizhus and Vage(Vanero/Beast) do it, but this guy can't because he's Chinese? I thought you were an idiot for calling a dude twice your size a n*gger, but your idiocy astounds me.
Bakuh: See the attached pics that go along with Ghagha.
Our Dirges(bards in general for that matter): Have adorned their backup weapons with +healing adorns. They did it on my request, hell i paid for the adornments, and it doubles their fucking ward buffs. If you and yours are too fucking retarded to figure out how that might be beneficial, maybe you wouldn't be wiping to relatively easy mobs day in and day out. As for weapon selection, they based it on the data found in
THIS thread. Honestly, the numbers are so fucking close it doesn't make much of a difference, but you can go ahead and let me know from experience when your gimp ass guild manages to actually get your Soulfire rewards.
Do you know what you accomplished with this thread? A personal flame that didn't have any clout to it. You pulled so much shit out of your ass, it only ended up being ammo to get yourself flamed in return. Read these forums a little bit, or debate SOMETHING you know even a little bit about, you will learn real fast that if you are going to attack someone's ability, yours better be above theirs. Douchebag.
Here is the screenshot of Vage/Vanero/Beast admitting to the plat stealing that he so adamantly denied in public chat for months. Dude had every right to be pissed about it, and to make it known to all of his "friends."
How Many Retards are on Vox ?
