Seiryu - Guk - Page 3

CASTIGELLIAN · 11-05-2007, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Morara

YOU KNOW, YOU NEEDLE-DICKED PANSIES COWER IN FEAR WHEN I WHIP MY TOWERING CYCLOPS OUT. MY PENIS CONSUMES LIGHT AND WHOLE ASTEROIDS LIKE THEY WERE NOTHING. ONE TIME I GOT AN ERECTION AND WELL THAT CAUSED A WHOLE GALAXY TO BE SHATTERED BY THE SHEER FORCE. WHEN I EJACULATE IT CAUSES THE GRAVITATIONAL CONSTANT OF THE UNIVERSE TO BE ALTERED BECAUSE OF THE SUDDEN INCREASE IN MASS. AT THE END OF TIME THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT IN THE UNIVERSE BUT DARK MATTER AND MY PENIS. MY PENIS EXISTS IN FOUR DIMENSIONS, EXPANDING OUTWARD AT LIGHT SPEED LIKE TIME ITSELF. MY PENIS COMPOSES THE UNIVERSE AND TICKLES AZATHOTH'S OMNIPOTENT BUNGHOLE WHEN THE STARS ARE RIGHT. ENTROPY IS BUT A FART IN THE WIND FOR MY PENIS. MY PENIS CAN BREAK MATHEMATICS! IT IS ABLE TO TRANSCEND REALITY AND DESTROY HUMAN THOUGHT WITH ITS SHEER VOLUME AND MASS. MY PENIS HAS A PENIS, AND THAT PENIS IS STILL BIGGER THAN YOUR PENIS.

You forgot to mention it was on your head

Stormfists · 11-05-2007, 11:33 AM

Beat who? Your talking shit mate.

Fact: This thread suxed (up until now) and you didnt like my reply
Fact: You and Faabio have previously been involved sexually
Fact: You had a thread dedicated to you

Do you feel asshurt that in this instance im right and your wrong?

Its possible your being thumed in the bum by Faabio again. Take a moment to compose yourself, and reply with something worthwhile of me reading.

Faabio · 11-05-2007, 11:35 AM

How come Stormfists loves me so much

Here I am looking at some porn, and BAM STORMFISTS MENTIONS MY NAME LIKE EIGHT TIMES IN THIS ONE THREAD I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH!

It's amazing, that's what it is

Morara · 11-05-2007, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Stormfists

Beat who? Your talking shit mate.

Fact: This thread suxed (up until now) and you didnt like my reply
Fact: You and Faabio have previously been involved
Fact: You had a thread dedicated to you

Do you feel asshurt that in this instance im right and your wrong?

Its possible your being thumed in the bum by Faabio again. Take a moment to compose yourself, and reply with something worthwhile of me reading.

Let's go in reverse!

What the hell is thumed? I guess since you said "bum," it's some fruity eurotrash dialect spoken only by moon men.

Of course I had a thread dedicated to me, and even though I gave them all the ammo they needed, they chose to shoot blanks instead.

Faabio and I weren't previously involved. We still are and he's a very considerate lover.

This thread was awesome until you showed up, and you ruined it. Luckily, I managed to salvage it by e-raping you.

AdaM pErSOn · 11-05-2007, 11:39 AM

my penis is huge.

Faabio · 11-05-2007, 11:39 AM

Let's get back to the meat and potatoes of this thread.

Seiryu is a fucking pussy ass bitch.

/discuss

Morara · 11-05-2007, 11:40 AM

Wait, are we talking about Seiryu, or my meat and potatoes?

Faabio · 11-05-2007, 11:42 AM

Get lost Steam Fanboi

Morara · 11-05-2007, 11:43 AM

I couldn't hear you over how awesome Steam is.

Stormfists · 11-05-2007, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Morara

Let's go in reverse!

What the hell is thumed? I guess since you said "bum," it's some fruity eurotrash dialect spoken only by moon men.
A thumb is something on each of your hands. Although right now you have a couple of arses attached to them.

Of course I had a thread dedicated to me, and even though I gave them all the ammo they needed, they chose to shoot blanks instead.
They obviously just picked your name at random then. Or, you suck balls which is why you quit.

Faabio and I weren't previously involved. We still are and he's a very considerate lover.
Im jealous of your love with him, and hes not considerate at all. Apparently you take it like a bitch.

This thread was awesome until you showed up, and you ruined it. Luckily, I managed to salvage it by e-raping you.
The day you e-rape me is the day you actually insert your dick into a female. Never. You e-tard.

I can roxor your boxors all day long, you are lollorcoptor himself.