Azigon

Picture's worth a thousand words, some might say.

You make the captions and witty remarks this time, folks.

pagansaint

I honestly can't understand how the people on your server have not owned him into silence.

But yeah, he is a pretty big fuckin tool from the looks of that.

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Neuw

Ok i've saidome random shit on splitpaw.... but this guy says random shit and lies about it lol...."I have thousands of pp dude get real"...wtf :P nub

But yeah i agree with Pagansaint own him into silence trust me it is really fun :D

Bloodlich

Is this guy for real? I sure hope he registers on the forums and tells us how he can solo labs among other things.

Baraccus

Yes he is for real, he a lying douchebag. In the space of an hour his RL age went from 38, to 17, to 21, he'll duel you, and not get you below 95% and lie about it in chat channels, the constantly bullshit he spews in mind blowing. One night he was bible thumping for atleast 6 hours, typing pure gibberish that didn't even make sense with the words ''jesus'', ''god'' and ''thy'' ''thee'' interspersed throughout it, finally a GM bitchslapped him down. I'm not exaggerating, 6 hours. I'm sure alot of people on the server could back me up on this one, sadly no screenies. Those were idly taken over a few weeks, he's been at this for *months*, previously under the name Kelsett, then he got banned. Only bothered using my time because of this fuckhead is because I don't want to have to go through another expansion with this fucktard. If I ignore him, it doesn't matter, i'll see 8 people talking to someone I can't see lawlfling to his retardarity.

For a while he played the EULA police, and constantly said he was reporting people, infact he apparently said that he ''faxed some screenshots to the higher ups'' and that there would be consequences. Apparently his uncle is a GM, or something.

This is just a small sampling of his retardarity, he'll go on long retarded rants/debates in the 60-69 for hours at a time, he sucks total cock as a berserker. He has like 4.5k mit 35% and 7k health as a berserker, as an assassin I have better tank stats. He drools endlessly over legendary EoF stuff and wanks his e-penis over the fact he has ''pretty much the best gear without raiding''.

One time I was standing next to the kaladim avatar, watching his group die constantly (I know someone who was in the group, wanted to watch for the entertainment) so he throws insults left and right, saying i'm a piece of shit trying to ninja his mob for gloves. Lol, I linked my eof fabled gloves, and he was still bitching. Lawlz.

What really made me laugh though was when he said he was ACCEPTING applications from the best guild on unrest, when he can't even get into some family guild. The lawl factor is piling high.

Oh, he once threatened to buy a donkey and have it ass fuck me because I complimented him.

Post script: He says he is ''more smarter'' than all of us.

EDIT: If you're confused over the 4 mt thing with the hold dps all tanks to me or whatever, that's where he describes his awesome raid strat (5 tanks).

Baraccus

Oh, I forgot. He constantly says Mandevo (his treasured 70 zerker) is his farming account, and that he makes 5pp per minute) and he has a fully fabled account, who leads one of the top 3 guilds world wide, but he won't say who this phantom account is. Also, his thousands of plat is on that account, so looking up his wealth on eq2players means nothing because he transfers all the plat daily to the phantom account for no reason. He is a fucking joke.

Senelin

He actually already is registered on this site. There's a long and amusing thread about him buried a couple pages in, as Kelsett.

Those have to be the worst quality screenshots ever, btw.

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Baraccus

Hey, they were stretched in paint then blown up and hosted on image shack :P

Bloodlich

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Tayger

Rent-a-Raider needs to Stfu