Originally Posted by Elitherea

Thanks pagansaint, you are a gem.

Okay, wow, I hardly know where to begin. I guess I'd start with the fact that that is the most pseudo-intellectual writing I've ever seen from someone trying to make an argument that someone else is trying to pass themselves off as intellectual.

And you know, you're right about one thing, I really shouldn't have let those people know I was smarter than them. I was just so devastated at being called a retard that I had to say something to protect my fragile ego.

I like how all your commentary leads up to reducing me to nothing. Your perception is acute indeed o' pagan one. From one posting thread you have looked deep into my soul and found me lacking even the value to take in oxygen that could be used by other people. Up until this point in life I always thought there was a shot for a guy like me, but now that I have your highly-valued, unsolicited evaluation of my standing in the universe, I think I'll probably just hang it up.

If you can ever find it in your heart to forgive my pathetic soul for daring to place its manifestation before your fervent gaze, I humbly beg you to release me from the terrible curse of your disfavor, o' wise and insightful pagansaint.

Originally Posted by pagansaint

Blatant sarcasm is the refuge of the weak minded.

It is nearly the same as outright concession.

Thank you.

Originally Posted by Kouros

Yea. This thread sucks... Maybe we're all spoiled from Cochy's thread.

Originally Posted by Elitherea

Man, ya know, I've never posted here before and usually you guys come up with some decent stuff. Overall I'm very disappointed in the attempted insults up to this point. They all seem a bit overblown and completely out of proportion to the minor original point of the post. And they have no substance, none of them are really, you know, insulting me, they're just not "taking."

If you guys are gonna bother posting on my thread I really hope you can come up with something more original than naming the thread after me. None of this stuff seems personal enough, it's just like "whine, whine, whine...retard," that sort of thing.

Seriously, I can take it, now can't you mean-spirited, cliqued-up geeks, who disagree with everyone who posts here, come up with something I can sink my teeth into? I have a few other things to do this evening (though I know you guys don't), but I will check back later to see if you've broken through the weak horseshit barrier.

Originally Posted by Elitherea

...And they have no substance, none of them are really, you know, insulting me, they're just not "taking."
....None of this stuff seems personal enough, it's just like "whine, whine, whine...retard," that sort of thing.

Originally Posted by Elitherea

I have a few other things to do this evening (though I know you guys don't)

Originally Posted by Lewz

We respond with insults that are the caliber of the dick licker were shitting on. If you want something of substance, step your game up jackass.

Originally Posted by Elitherea

Lewz, lewz, I don't think I need to step my game up at all - I just called you a mean-spirited cliqued-up geek and blatantly stated that your insult kung fu is weak, what more can I do to get you to come up with your own stuff and stop quoting mine back at me? Dick licker's not bad but since I don't lick dicks, again, not taking.

Dog, yeah, I agree with you, on review, my OP was whiney. Such a minor matter really. Guess I thought this was a good place to whine since that's basically what goes on here. How did we ever get to this point? Oh yeah, you guys tried to insult me and you're not very good at it.

And yeah, Dog, RL a touchy subject for ya or something? Just trying to show you guys an actual insult or two there, I apologize if that one hurt your RL feelings.