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Old 12-17-2007, 03:16 PM  
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Default Kunge - Mistmoore *discliamer, post is long commentary and logs*

Aight maybe this isn't deserving of a RaR I'm not quite sure. Besides the couple of times people have forgotten to reset there timers for raid zones "which they get shit on for" , i've never really had any bad experiences with persistences instances in this regard especially in PU group settings. An important part of the story is to understand my mental state as well as everyone else's, at the time Kunge decided grace us with the vacuum he calls his mind. Shit started pretty good at first.....
1. Leader shouts for COA grp, needs tank and dps, its 1pm nothings going on, 2people on in guild, why the fuck not "yo lvl 80 ranger here":14:
2. Group fills up fast dirge, ranger, wiz, warlock, warden:0:
3. Group leader auctions for a tank...any time now ill go spank while i wait.:23:
4. 20min later..ive spanked 3 times now grp leader still auctioning for a tank...ya this shits kinda annoying but shit someones gotta log on soon :56:
3. 30min later bored to shit standing around in kunzar, leader decides to call it on account of rain. just then a zerker auctions in 70 chat for a instance grp, o shit son hope is rekindled. We got our dope group we all zone into seb accept the dirge....10min.....20min...no dirge, no response, Finally we boot the mother fucker. :smiley-mad:
4. This is the part when that golem in front of COA ass rapes us, "about now im really fucking annoyed" luckily im a merciful god and i patiently wait. The 2nd healer gets to seb lighting fast and my roller coaster ride of happiness and depression has reached a high note.:) Pretty sure the golem rapes us again, and we decide to train to COA.
5. Everyone makes it but one person which we run a rescue mission to save..i was incredible..finally after another 10min we're all at the door.
6.The following group members are already saved to separate instances. Once one of them enters, you will be able to enter after them.:24::24::24::24::24:
Ungle (The Crypt of Agony #1)
Kunge (The Crypt of Agony #2)



Ya so at this point im annoyed as fuck, if i could, i prolly woulda beat them to death with this fucking scanner thats always in the god damn way and hasn't been useful in a decade...but no that would be wrong, rude, and unwarranted. Instead i tell them to just reset their shit and so we can get in. Ungle's cool and does it quick....Kunge well heres the log. All in all this took about 10min from the time we first clicked it to when we get in the zone. Everyones at the computer just standing around waiting.

(1197916093)[Mon Dec 17 13:28:13 2007] You say to the group, Ungle and kunge reset your timers"
(1197916099)[Mon Dec 17 13:28:19 2007] \aPC 412388 Shajia:Shajia\/a says to the group, "yea and hurry"
(1197916108)[Mon Dec 17 13:28:28 2007] You lead your group into The Crypt of Agony.
(1197916108)[Mon Dec 17 13:28:28 2007] The following group members are already saved to separate instances. Once one of them enters, you will be able to enter after them.
Ungle (The Crypt of Agony #1)
Kunge (The Crypt of Agony #2)
(1197916108)[Mon Dec 17 13:28:28 2007] That zone is currently unavailable.
(1197916121)[Mon Dec 17 13:28:41 2007] You lead your group into The Crypt of Agony.
(1197916121)[Mon Dec 17 13:28:41 2007] The following group members are already saved to separate instances. Once one of them enters, you will be able to enter after them.
Ungle (The Crypt of Agony #1)
Kunge (The Crypt of Agony #2)

(1197916139)[Mon Dec 17 13:28:59 2007] You lead your group into The Crypt of Agony.
(1197916139)[Mon Dec 17 13:28:59 2007] The following group members are already saved to separate instances. Once one of them enters, you will be able to enter after them.
Ungle (The Crypt of Agony #1)
Kunge (The Crypt of Agony #2)
(1197916141)[Mon Dec 17 13:29:01 2007] You say to the group, "yo guys gotta reset your timers"
(1197916160)[Mon Dec 17 13:29:20 2007] \aPC 686087 Ungle:Ungle\/a says to the group, "ok"
(1197916165)[Mon Dec 17 13:29:25 2007] \aPC 686087 Ungle:Ungle\/a says to the group, "sorry it wasn't letting me"
(1197916168)[Mon Dec 17 13:29:28 2007] You lead your group into The Crypt of Agony.
(1197916168)[Mon Dec 17 13:29:28 2007] Kunge is already saved to this instance. Once they enter the instance, you will be able to enter after them.
(1197916186)[Mon Dec 17 13:29:46 2007] You lead your group into The Crypt of Agony.
(1197916186)[Mon Dec 17 13:29:46 2007] Kunge is already saved to this instance. Once they enter the instance, you will be able to enter after them.
(1197916186)[Mon Dec 17 13:29:46 2007] That zone is currently unavailable.
(1197916188)[Mon Dec 17 13:29:48 2007] You say to the group, "kunge reset your timer and we can head in"
(1197916197)[Mon Dec 17 13:29:57 2007] Ungle leads your group into The Crypt of Agony.
(1197916197)[Mon Dec 17 13:29:57 2007] Kunge is already saved to this instance. Once they enter the instance, you will be able to enter after them.
(1197916205)[Mon Dec 17 13:30:05 2007] You lead your group into The Crypt of Agony.
(1197916205)[Mon Dec 17 13:30:05 2007] Kunge is already saved to this instance. Once they enter the instance, you will be able to enter after them.
(1197916205)[Mon Dec 17 13:30:05 2007] That zone is currently unavailable.
(1197916206)[Mon Dec 17 13:30:06 2007] \aPC 686087 Ungle:Ungle\/a says to the group, "ohh Kunge"
(1197916210)[Mon Dec 17 13:30:10 2007] \aPC 686087 Ungle:Ungle\/a says to the group, "thats why"
(1197916221)[Mon Dec 17 13:30:21 2007] \aPC 686087 Ungle:Ungle\/a says to the group, "Kunge you need to reset "
(1197916221)[Mon Dec 17 13:30:21 2007] \aPC -1 Antonia_Bayle.Miri:Antonia_Bayle.Miri\/a tells Butcherblock.worldranger (2), "72mins like all the others :) but he rarely drops anything good"
(1197916232)[Mon Dec 17 13:30:32 2007] You lead your group into The Crypt of Agony.
(1197916232)[Mon Dec 17 13:30:32 2007] Kunge is already saved to this instance. Once they enter the instance, you will be able to enter after them.
(1197916232)[Mon Dec 17 13:30:32 2007] That zone is currently unavailable.
(1197916232)[Mon Dec 17 13:30:32 2007] \aPC 412388 Shajia:Shajia\/a says to the group, "kunge have to reset your timer =)"
(1197916259)[Mon Dec 17 13:30:59 2007] You lead your group into The Crypt of Agony.
(1197916259)[Mon Dec 17 13:30:59 2007] Kunge is already saved to this instance. Once they enter the instance, you will be able to enter after them.
(1197916259)[Mon Dec 17 13:30:59 2007] That zone is currently unavailable.
(1197916265)[Mon Dec 17 13:31:05 2007] You say to the group, "sigh"
(1197916278)[Mon Dec 17 13:31:18 2007] \aPC 412388 Shajia:Shajia\/a says to the group, "kunge you know how to reset your timer "
(1197916281)[Mon Dec 17 13:31:21 2007] The untamed spirit leaves you.
(1197916281)[Mon Dec 17 13:31:21 2007] You feel blessed by the untamed spirits!
(1197916283)[Mon Dec 17 13:31:23 2007] Elemental energy begins to coalesce about Menia.
(1197916283)[Mon Dec 17 13:31:23 2007] \aPC 686087 Ungle:Ungle\/a says to the group, "alt-z > persistant zone tab"
(1197916283)[Mon Dec 17 13:31:23 2007] You lead your group into The Crypt of Agony.
(1197916284)[Mon Dec 17 13:31:24 2007] Kunge is already saved to this instance. Once they enter the instance, you will be able to enter after them.
(1197916300)[Mon Dec 17 13:31:40 2007] You lead your group into The Crypt of Agony.
(1197916300)[Mon Dec 17 13:31:40 2007] \aPC 412388 Shajia:Shajia\/a says to the group, "kunge ?"
(1197916300)[Mon Dec 17 13:31:40 2007] Kunge is already saved to this instance. Once they enter the instance, you will be able to enter after them.
(1197916300)[Mon Dec 17 13:31:40 2007] That zone is currently unavailable.
(1197916318)[Mon Dec 17 13:31:58 2007] \aPC 412388 Shajia:Shajia\/a says to the group, "kunge can you reset your timer or know how?"
(1197916321)[Mon Dec 17 13:32:01 2007] You say to the group, "ok i say boot himso we can go inside if he comes back or w/e revinite but this is retarded"
(1197916322)[Mon Dec 17 13:32:02 2007] \aPC 516751 Kunge:Kunge\/a says to the group, "what?"
(1197916337)[Mon Dec 17 13:32:17 2007] \aPC 686087 Ungle:Ungle\/a says to the group, "ya need to reset the zone timer "
(1197916337)[Mon Dec 17 13:32:17 2007] \aPC 412388 Shajia:Shajia\/a says to the group, "have to reset your timer hun you can't get in"
(1197916373)[Mon Dec 17 13:32:53 2007] \aPC 516751 Kunge:Kunge\/a says to the group, "lol "
(1197916378)[Mon Dec 17 13:32:58 2007] \aPC 516751 Kunge:Kunge\/a says to the group, "sorry "
(1197916386)[Mon Dec 17 13:33:06 2007] Ungle leads your group into The Crypt of Agony.
(1197916386)[Mon Dec 17 13:33:06 2007] Kunge is already saved to this instance. Once they enter the instance, you will be able to enter after them.
(1197916386)[Mon Dec 17 13:33:06 2007] That zone is currently unavailable.
(1197916386)[Mon Dec 17 13:33:06 2007] \aPC 412388 Shajia:Shajia\/a says to the group, "np can you reset for us please"
(1197916390)[Mon Dec 17 13:33:10 2007] You lead your group into The Crypt of Agony.
(1197916390)[Mon Dec 17 13:33:10 2007] Kunge is already saved to this instance. Once they enter the instance, you will be able to enter after them.
(1197916390)[Mon Dec 17 13:33:10 2007] That zone is currently unavailable.
(1197916398)[Mon Dec 17 13:33:18 2007] \aPC 686087 Ungle:Ungle\/a says to the group, "alt-z > persistant tab"
(1197916398)[Mon Dec 17 13:33:18 2007] Kunge leads your group into The Crypt of Agony.
(1197916418)[Mon Dec 17 13:33:38 2007] You have entered The Crypt of Agony.
(1197916418)[Mon Dec 17 13:33:38 2007] This instance will expire in 21 hours 20 minutes.

Honestly Kunge you stupid fucking shit, does it take that long to fucking reset your timer? Jesus rose in three fucking days i'm sure you can click the fucking reset button in under 10min...Christ! But wait wtf? This instance will expire in 21 hours 20 minutes. Something seemed a lil odd about that, so after we get in i ask "Kunge did you actually reset your timer"? ...no response, Kunge! did you reset your timer or just zone us in....silence.

Well what do you fucking know get to the first named, hmm hes down. Get to the room with the shit ton of named..Wow imagine that, Not one named up in the 3 or 3 alcoves. Kunge imo You are a grade a retard, i wonder how someone with you intellect gets to lvl 77? (O maybe cause a fucking child can get to 80 with all these fucking kunark solo quest) My only hope is one day some wild animal fucks that hollow shell called your skull, then ill consider us even. Asshole! :41:

PS. O ya after we zoned out the named had popped outside the door and raped us one by one............Fucking pick up groups :smiley-mad:

Lewz Out!! :60:

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Old 12-17-2007, 03:42 PM  
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Default Re: Kunge - Mistmoore *discliamer, post is long commentary and logs*

Lol..what was the total time between the group invite and when you finally started doing the zone (although it was cleared/half-cleared)
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Old 12-17-2007, 03:47 PM  
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dude i don't even know hour plus i would say hr and a half plus maybe, id have to estimate....
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Old 12-17-2007, 03:59 PM  
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First rate flame there Lewzer.
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Old 12-17-2007, 06:43 PM  
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Group leader should've booted his ass after the third time.
PUG's don't really have room for stupidity. If he wants to screw shit up, he can get himself a new group.
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Old 12-17-2007, 06:47 PM  
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PUG's don't really have room for stupidity. If he wants to screw shit up, he can get himself a new group.
?????

Pick up groups ARE stupidity.
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Old 12-17-2007, 06:52 PM  
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?????

Pick up groups ARE stupidity.
Depends on the people really. When I quit playing, it was mostly capped raiders who were running instances because they had nothing better to do in between raiding.
You get dumb asses occasionally, but like I said, nothing a quick /kick %t doesn't fix.
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Old 12-17-2007, 07:45 PM  
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nice one
and yay theres text of me in there xD
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Old 12-17-2007, 08:40 PM  
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Nice flame. That guy is a top notch fucktard.
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Old 12-18-2007, 09:00 AM  
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i just can't believe you acutally lasted that long, i would have booted him left after a couple of goes..

man you have some paitence
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