Tikk Tockers

this thread = fucking clown shoes!

Elitherea

OK, few mins before raid but seriously guys, this time it really will be tomorrow before I can get back to you again. After raid I'll be having sex with a real woman, I'll tell you guys how that works if we ever kiss and make up.

All right, Helladan, you're coming on very strong there, try to keep your emotions in check, I see this is a very important matter to you. Yes you go ahead and get with those officers, I'm sure they'll be very interested in your perspective on who should be in their guild. Whoever the fuck you are.

Talonis that's your weakest post yet. I genuinely don't get all the little half-sentence thingies there. And the rest of that is just, what, a critique of my post? Check your grammar and get back to me, that's so weak it actually made me feel warm and fuzzy. I know you're trying to be mean. Try a few more "fucks" and "damns," and quit using words longer than your dick, you know how your mom told you that brings on your inferiority complex.

Riz, you must have missed a crucial part of the thread bud. There is no argument here. The argument is only about who the biggest losers in the conversation are. That's why I've known I won since the start.

Tikk, you're a man of few words. Not very funny ones either.

I hope this isn't the best I can expect when I get to work tomorrow, but if it is, wtf, more time for work.

Leorra

You will soon realize that you're losing brain cells by reading his posts.

pagansaint

I find it really funny this exploded to eight pages with me posting only once, as the OP, in one day I was at clinicals.

Now to read it all...

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Gesari

Fuckin' A man, you're still goin at it? Really? Though I guess I'm not surprised, people like you never really quit while they're ahead.

I hope you enjoy your raid tonight, by the way. At least the good company you have will be worth spending a few plat in the Tomb of Thuuga...again.

In either case...let's talk more about you. You seem to like to bring up everyone else's real life in this thread, which is kind of amusing. I mean, I've seen you call us losers (though "basement dwellers" was probably your most original thought), and also allude to the fact that none of us get laid.

That's right, I forgot the part where each of us quit the game specifically due to the part where we couldn't help ourselves and never went outside due to our severe addiction to the game and being "the best wizard out there". Oh, no, that was only you. Congrats on finally getting laid, btw, and I really mean that. See, you like to assume that just because you were unable to control yourself and, you know, log off every once in a while, everyone else shares the same problems, when in reality most of us are able to maintain some semblance of a balance between RL and the game.

Oh, and how's that "being the best wizard" thing working out for you? I mean, it doesn't seem to really be panning out for you. If it were, you'd probably be in a guild that could, you know, kill shit. (No offense meant to Decus here, but y'all never were top on the kill charts =/ )

Face it, bro. I don't know where the hell you're getting the idea that you're somehow better than us. You're playing the same game that we are. You're posting on the same forums that we are. You want to know what separates us from you? The fact that when we do these things we don't have a fucking insecurity complex about it. You come here as if you're some God among men, telling us we're retarded and then pulling some first grader's "I'm rubber, you're glue" bullshit when we actually make what would be called an intelligent post.

But I hate to remind you that you're playing the same fucking game as us, and you're still posting here. So where do you get off being better than us? Please, I'm interested. Is it the part where you pay three times the plat we do on raid repairs to kill not even one third of the mobs? Or is it the part where Rizzel's berserker could outdps you on a single mob encounter? You can say all you want about how you don't give a shit about the game, but we all pay to play. The only thing is we don't suck at our hobby. You do. And now, since you can't cut it at button mashing, you've come here to try and talk big on the forums. Hey, I can't blame you. At least here you can lie about having sex as an excuse to stall your postings while you try to think up something new to say, fail, and then just go back to copy/paste every other post you've made. In the game, the NPCs are not so forgiving.

But hey, at least you've got people to back you up, right?

Oh, and I've decided that even though you use a similar formula to Venekor's postings, you're actually not quite even up to the intellectual standards of him. In fact, minus the typing/grammatical skills, you almost remind me of crylin. So much so that I'm waiting for you to take the RL card one step further to say "Yeah, I can beat you guys up".

Crylekor ftw.

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Anomaly's Number One Fanboi

pagansaint

OK.

Now that was just bad.

Talonis, I'm not really sure what I'd like for you to do with these threads.

On one hand there is the blatant need for them to be merged and put into R-a-R because Elitherea has fully provided the material needed to make a four star atleast thread here in this one.

While on the other hand I am starting to want both just deleted because it isn't fair for Decus Amicitia to get this negative publicity if I get involved again.

Elitherea has nothing, his guild cannot even defend a single attempted point he has tried to bring to bear. All they can do is hope for this thread to end.

Decus Amicitia, in its entirety, I am sorry for this, I thought that other thread was just amazing in the way he blithely thought he was some how "winning" as he just entrenched himself more and more into the public scope as another delusionally self righteous retard.

Out of compassion for Decus Amicitia in general I say just lock the two threads. This has blown itself incredibly out of porportion due to whatever complex the retard has developed.

If you continue these pedantic rants about how you are superior and how you somehow won anything except a tiara for most self owned I will deliver a true R-a-R.

You should have asked your guild mates before attempting to take any of the normal forum users on, but all of your attempts to out wit and turn a phrase on me can be summed up in one phrase from one lyric:

Your arms are too short to box with God.

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Warbler

This thread needs more Loudness

Elitherea

He he nice, the choir boys still want to play.

Damn, Jizz, you must know me or remember me or something, I'm flattered. I hope you'll forgive the fact that I've forgotten you completely.

Regarding your post, "You're not better than me, etc, etc," I never said I was better than you. I'm saying it now, but all I've said before now was I was smarter than Dogmae and that other fool who came out of the box on my OP calling me a moron and a retard.

Why am I better than you? I don't know, why are Corvettes better than Corolla's, why is Jack Daniel's better than Heaven's Hill? Those are mainly production quality factors but with me and you it's something called "genetics."

Still trying to drag my guild into the fray, Jizz? Sorry, they're not interested in this happy horseshit would be my guess. I notice you've chosen to insult them. Interesting.

Actually, btw, the wiz ain't my main anymore, dirgey's my main now. I am levelling Eli though, currently at 74. I don't remember saying I was the best wizzy out there. I must have been when I said it though.

I'm not a psychiatrist, Jizz, but something strikes me as funny about your post and I want to share - you said that what separates you from me is that you don't have an insecurity complex. In the same post you also said "You're not better than me" no less than 3 times. Now THAT is funny.

And I can beat your ass btw. I won't though, you seem like a really nice guy.

(wipes Jizz off his hands)

Pagan, you're a lot of fun, dude, and thanks for starting up this thread. Now I swear if I could get at you I might actually beat your ass just to get that thesaurus away from you, you're killing everyone with those 50 cent words dude.

But there's a lot of wisdom in what you say there. Oh wait, sorry, I was reading something else for a minute.

I don't think you really want to quit, pagan boy, I think you enjoy the abuse. I think if you wanted to quit you wouldn't have started a whole new thread to be abused on after I walked away from the other one. Guess what - I'm not walking away from this one.

I also think you're one of these people who's going to turn up dead in a bizarre masturbation accident. But hell, who cares what I think.

So now you're a god eh? I have one word for you, spanky - substance. So far your posts lack substance. You talk about how you've won. You talk about how clever your are, how no one should be so bold as to take you and the rest of the backstreet boys on in this forum, you threaten to come out with some really scathing post if i don't back away from you. But in the end you ain't said shit. And you ain't got that "true R-a-R" in you, pagan punk. If you did, you'd deliver it.

Any other players today?

Jagerr

This thread makes me glad i raid in the mornings and have allready lived in a fantasy world for a while before i decide to take this all in.

medache

Did you get laid last night?