CONTEST: Could you possibly be a bigger retard?

LFG · 01-05-2008, 03:18 PM

Have you ever come across something in game that's made your jaw drop and your mouth open wide, immediately coupled with the thought: "no fucking way can a person be that stupid!".

Well, that's happened to me many times, including today, so I thought it would be a good contest to see who came up with the best entry, something like a "EQ2's stupidest players and cheaters" contest.

The reward will be $50 cash, paypalled to you. You must have or be able to get a paypal account to enter (so I can pay you if you win). This contest will run for two weeks, at which time I'll put up a poll to determine the winner. There will be only one winner, I will decide the winner in the event of a tie, provided however, I have the right to pay two winners if I decide there are two especially good entries.

All entries must include screenshots and some type of story about why you're nominating the person as the biggest retard in EQ2.

I reserve the right to edit this thread to remove non-productive, stupid, petty bickering and off topic comments. Entries posted without a screenshot or other type of "smoking gun" to prove your case don't qualify for shit.

My entry follows in the post below.

LFG · 01-05-2008, 03:25 PM

How do you spot a harvest botter?

Hmmmm, how about a guy with 11,721 of the same raw harvest on the broker?

This special salute goes out to Daemien on Nagafen, who apparently really likes the Enchanted Lands. Dude, harvest bot much? And this is just the beginning, you've also got over 8,000 velium clusters on the broker!

My God man, you give criminals and cheaters everywhere a bad name, how could you be so stupid as put over 40,000 common harvests from the same tier on the broker?

I think by now we've all heard of the Wookie Defense, but dude, you just invented the Wookie Conviction. You've busted yourself as a harvest botter because there is no other fucking way to obtain this extraordinary quantity of the same common harvest except by harvest botting - nothing else makes sense.

Troubrin · 01-05-2008, 03:40 PM

woooow lol

emdex · 01-05-2008, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LFG

How do you spot a harvest botter?

Hmmmm, how about a guy with 11,721 of the same raw harvest on the broker?

This special salute goes out to Daemien on Nagafen, who apparently really likes the Enchanted Lands. Dude, harvest bot much? And this is just the beginning, you've also got over 8,000 velium clusters on the broker!

My God man, you give criminals and cheaters everywhere a bad name, how could you be so stupid as put over 40,000 common harvests from the same tier on the broker?

I think by now we've all heard of the Wookie Defense, but dude, you just invented the Wookie Conviction. You've busted yourself as a harvest botter because there is no other fucking way to obtain this extraordinary quantity of the same common harvest except by harvest botting - nothing else makes sense.

LMFAO I have never seen that many of one raw by one person ... what a tard

LFG · 01-05-2008, 04:26 PM

For clarification (because I've been asked), this contest only involves people and content relating to EQ2. You can post screenshots and information from this board, from the official forums, or from in game, unless you can think of something broader than that that still involves EQ2. But no "general life" stuff please, make it related to EQ2.

Akran · 01-05-2008, 04:37 PM

Exhibit A: Dankshaasta

Money please!

Shade · 01-05-2008, 06:46 PM

Marseles · 01-05-2008, 07:25 PM

MASTORAS AKA Master-Ass of Nektulos

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JimmyKudo · 01-05-2008, 07:56 PM

This might not fit your criteria of eq2, but its pretty retarded.

Coerced · 01-05-2008, 08:21 PM

Even though the above entry is weak (sorry!) you were totally in the right since the term "suffrage" is from the Latin word "suffragium", which means "vote"....imagine that. /snicker

So Rhoe you should have replied back to him like this:

"I'm a woman who doesn't know everything yet, and I'm certainly an idiot."