Helhiem AB server

Mordous · 02-03-2008, 02:54 AM

Welcome to one of the saddest moments in Human history!

Lets start off with, this fucking retard come straight from the butthole of Canada. With his slurring speech and his angry german kid temper this period bloodclot hits the charts with a fury. He has a baby dick that will make mounties cry. He sports the ever so classic shiney brim glasses with a double chin to set it off and wearing only the finest of walmart suits and a purple fuckin shirt that was squeezed straight from his grannies prunes. He has been kicked from guild to guild until he finally quit trying to lead pickup raids into his boyfriends buttcheeks. Grats Helhiem!!! You made 2007's best douche of the year, fucking your friends when you got a chance to score a couple more plat on a roleplaying server while you wear your whitey tighties and have thoughts of suicide!

P.S. Do it pussy we're tired of waiting!

Legion · 02-03-2008, 03:04 AM

Ummm....ooookay then. *wishes for a negative star* At least be coherant, damn.

Leithe · 02-03-2008, 03:10 AM

I'm five starring this thread just because Legion one-starred it.

Hexus · 02-03-2008, 03:25 AM

So let me get this straight.

1. He's from Canada.
2. You disagree with the way he dresses and/or think it's cheap.
3. You don't like canadians.
4. He slurs his speach.
5. You have something against germans. (Go Fuck yourself.)
6. You don't like his glasses.
7. You think he is overweight.
8. You think he shops at Wal-Mart (who the fuck doesn't?)
9. You say he fucked his friends for a couple plat (He a cyb0rz whore?)

Next time try giving some fucking background information. Try to be quasi-literate and semi-intelligible in your posting methods. Punctuation, screenshots, proper paragraphs, and general good grammatical structure. It doesn't have to be a doctoral dissertation but goddamn, at least put the effort forward that a 5th grader would.

EPIC FAIL

-Hexus-

P.S. - Unless you have pictures of someone in their "tighty - whities" don't fucking mention it, it just makes you look like a homosexual. (Not that there's anything wrong with that)

Mimn · 02-03-2008, 04:59 PM

Will a mod please hurry up and get this shit down to the carebear corner so that Calbiyum can leave his mark of approval on it. Its so bad that AB can have some of the best flames on this site but we are also famous for most of the horrid 1star shit

Fisstafury · 02-03-2008, 11:28 PM

i propose that threads need to be pre-approved if poster is below 50 posts :P no one really fucking cares about each other's real lives. most of us are ugly and have social disorders anyway, so we're not gonna sympathize with you :P

bad rar posters need a custom title "I R A FUCKING RETARD" in flashing hot pink :P pink so pink it would make Winwin cringe...

Drelin · 02-04-2008, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fisstafury

bad rar posters need a custom title "I R A FUCKING RETARD" in flashing hot pink :P pink so pink it would make Winwin cringe...

HA! +1

Stormfists · 02-04-2008, 08:39 AM

So this post was to let everyone know how retarded Mordous is?

Mission Accomplished.

Ralalron · 02-04-2008, 10:54 AM

I don't shop at Walmart.

Maybe Mordous is just angry with Walmart because he has been a greeter there for a couple years.

Hi... welcome to Walmart (in a slurred retarded voice).

Zahne · 02-04-2008, 11:26 AM

I think I missed what the point of this thread is. Is there any way of rating this lower then zero?