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Old 02-27-2008, 05:21 AM  
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Default Mysticdrew - Guk (Warning: Long Post)

Want to know what you get when your baby is dropped on its head repeatedly, gets brain cancer, and is starved of oxygen for a month?

You get a Mysticdrew.

Thats right, Mysticdrew, The worst "Thing" to come to Guk since Black was banned, came back, and was banned again.

Mysticdrew is a healer, or at least, thats what the character select screen said when he chose his class, Warden. But he seems to forget the main point of a healer. The heals. And he's not like an over DPSing Fury who doesnt heal because hes casting starnova. Nah, he just doesnt heal. Ever. I actually dont think he cast a single spell the last time I had the misfortune to group with him, and my NECRO out parsed him. In heals. Good thing my Guardian is a good tank, or I may have actually needed some heals.

But of course, Mysticdrew doesnt like dying, nobody does. So in order to keep himself alive, he requires one simple thing from his tanks: 7000 mit. Self buffed. Yeah, right. Go slam your head against that wall a few more times and maybe the concussion will help you realize thats a bit impossible. Even if you got a full VP geared tank they wouldnt be able to reach that number alone. So pull your head out of your ass for long enough to realize that you dont have a damn clue what the hell your talking about.

However, Mysticdrew is never wrong. Ever. He says bucklers make your tank suck? Of course, he is always right. No DPS class can ever parse above 1000 DPS? Ok, he said so, it must be true. He solos VP? Yeah, if he says so.

Not.

Hes one of those idiots who can never be proven wrong. No matter how logically you try to tell him he is wrong, he will never change his opinion. For example: about 2 weeks after RoK launched, Mysticdrew tried to start a Karnors Castle group. Guess what he wanted to main tank to have? thats right, 7000 mit self buffed. He was laughed right out of the channel. Nobody had even started raiding RoK, and even in full EoF fabled my Guardian had only 5k mit or so. Apparently I wasn't good enough. Needless to say, he never got a group going, and still asks for his tanks to have 6k mit. He's dropped the number a bit, so now VP geared tanks can group with him! Oh, joy.

But wait, theres more!

Not only is he a retard in groups, hes a retard in the chat channels as well! (but at least he can type, sort of) Sorry, I dont have the "Mitigation discussion" chat log anymore, I deleted all my log files a little while ago. However, I do have a recent log showing off a small fraction of his stupidity.

A guildie of mine was auctioning off a shield that had just dropped for him recently off of Megalodon in the 70_79 channel. And as always, some retard opend with the comment "Zomg, stop spamming, sell it on the broker!" Which is completely normal. But once Mysticdrew joined the conversation, there was no stopping the train of random, idiotic comments from him, and the retorts from us.

(Note, its a long log, over an hour of bashing. Just skip it if you dont want to read it. It gets kinda slow at some points.)

Going to add my comments in along with the log. Just for the fun of it, Kinda like a movie with a directors commentary! Except its a giant wall of text, and I'm not a director.




(1203793517)[Sat Feb 23 12:05:17 2008] Intent:Intent\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "taking offers on \aITEM -360050981 944513371:Voracious Shield of Striking\/a"
Yurtin:Yurtin\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "Ill mute it for you for 10g."
Phew:Phew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "omg.....seriously...how mimes do you have to try to sell that $#!@"

(This is the first time he had tried to sell the shield that day, he won one the day before and sold it for 25 plat, in the 70-79 channel)

Laldily:Laldily\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "as many times as he wants?"
Phew:Phew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "thanks laldily"
Laldily:Laldily\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "your welcome=))"
Intent:Intent\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "how many time do i have to tell u to mind yer own !@%&ing business?"

(Apparently they had the same conversation the day before, lol)

Makevil:Makevil\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "whoa"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "So now we can say Whatever we Feel likeit? Right?"

(Dun dun dun, here he comes, hide your children! Some say retardism is contagious)

Intent:Intent\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "what are u the !@%&ing 70s channel nazi?"
Intent:Intent\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "ya we can we pay to do that"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "sounds like a child again"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "God I love iggy"

(Iggy is how they say Ingore in Retard)

Caell:Caell\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "GL selling that shield now rofl"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "it reminds me of yahoo chat days"

(Yeah, Yahoo chat days. Welcome to the first of many random comments)

Laldily:Laldily\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "lol like if someone wants it they will listen to you=)?"
Rotkiw:Rotkiw\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "whats the big deal, I see those shields for 15-20p on the broker all the time"

(There was only 1 on the broker, for 55 plat)

Intent:Intent\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "um no u dont lol"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "I wouldnt buy it for 50 gold "

(Damn warden doesnt have 50 gold, he spent it all on his repair bills trying to solo green mobs)

Laldily:Laldily\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "good for you /applaud"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "people are plat happy"
Yurtin:Yurtin\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "drew youre a friggen warden. even though you feel the need to wear monk gear, youre still a warden. You cant even use the damn shield."

(Ding ding ding, we have a winner. The monk gear he is talking about are the gloves of fright, you know, the ones with the clicky 2% block? Yeah, nice healer item.)

Yurtin:Yurtin\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "idiot."
Violated:Violated\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "yikes"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "oh heres a [stick] WTS for 9,999 Plat !!"

(What, did you pull that one out of your ass Mysticdrew? May want to stick it back in, It will stop your brains from falling out... Wait, nevermind.)

You tell Level_70-79 (5), "So let me ask, how does him auctioning that shield off ONCE today hurt you in any way?"
Intent:Intent\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "im so sick of haters"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "its worthless to me"

(No shit, Sherlock)

Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "it doesnt it was like me auctioning the pally master"
Intent:Intent\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "then stfu drew"
Makevil:Makevil\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "that shield pains me"
Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "and some had to butt their head in "
Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "when people auction stuff they want to sell it because there are buyers out there that want to buy it"
Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "so mind your own damn business and STFU"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "its no big deal,to me but to those reading and not paying attention to the group it is."

(Ah-ha, that explains it, he cant heal because hes busy reading the big words people say to him. Like "Omg, heal me you fucktard" or "Get the hell out of my group")

Caell:Caell\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "anyone ever realize that we're arguing over a mediocre shield? O.o"
Intent:Intent\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "then leave the channel drew"
Makevil:Makevil\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "alot of sandy vaginas today"
Dainex:Dainex\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "this channel is worse then 1 to 9 one anymore"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "Cael we like Drama"

(So true, Thats why we allow people like Mysticdrew to live. Without him, we would have to actually leave our home cities to have fun)

Caell:Caell\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "i can see that"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "we feed off it instead of eatting and drinking"
Yurtin:Yurtin\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "maybe thats why youre so full of *$#! drew."

(Touche!)

Melodic:Melodic\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "so thats where childhood obesity came from"
Intent:Intent\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "mystic ive grped with u and caell and both of you are *$#!ty healers and annoying as hell"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "thats why people come out to wal-mart looking blood shot eyes and zombitized"

(Random comment number 2! Horray Mysticdrew!)

Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "this is the new 1-9 channel"

(Didnt someone already say that? Copy and paste FTL)

Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "whats worst is im doing a 60's quest i shouldve done a year ago or two"

(Thanks for telling us, Do we care?)

Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "you should reroll a monk"

(On Nagafen, you'll fit right in. And then we can kill you. So totally worth it.)

Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "i did a bruiser instead"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "i found high % of drops are SK"
You tell Level_70-79 (5), "mystic, stfu, im trying to dps for my group but your chat is distracting me!! omg!"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "keep on reading.."
You tell Level_70-79 (5), "/sigh"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "swimming swimming"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "i mean ..\oh !"
You tell Level_70-79 (5), "i dont think he gets it... waaaay over his head"

(Damnit, what a waste of a perfectly good Hypocritical insult, It's no fun when the person your insulting doesnt get it.)

Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "I just dont CARE"
Vanette:Vanette\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "then shush"
Intent:Intent\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "and u just dont HEAL"
Melodic:Melodic\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "I think Black has been out done"

(Not quite, i dont think Black will ever be beat. /Moshes, for all of those that knew him)

Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "use /iggy please"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "who you think trained me? hmmm...?"
Intent:Intent\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "umm yer mom?"
You tell Level_70-79 (5), "Potty trained? or what? didnt think you had done that yet"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "nope still working on that skill"

(At least he's not lying)

Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "hes not potty trained when i went to unrest with him he was pooing himself"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "shouldnt you be worried about that group?"
Intent:Intent\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "anyone that grps with you healing mystic should be worried"
You tell Level_70-79 (5), "some of us can do this thing called "multitasking" and dont stop everything dead in our tracks to type"
Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "i got a nick name for mysitc its mysticpoo"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "unrest is gonna be easy now"
Intent:Intent\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "more like mystic ibegforgrpsintellsforanhr"

(To make a long story short, "I beg for groups in tells for an hour" = The time a group of guildies were looking for a healer to replace one they had lost. Mysticdrew asked to join, was told no because someone in the group knew him, and he wouldn't stop begging to get it, for over an hour.)

Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "i can solo unrest"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "\aITEM 8104710 -372881850:Shield of Rainbow Hues\/a"

(What the hell man? So fucking random.)

Marakesh:Marakesh\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "kinda hard to solo unrest when you need two ppl to do so much in that instance"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "please Note : Sk in that item"
Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "wow you got a piece of crap from shard of fear your uber"

(Its the shield that procs fear immunity, Round shield. Why would an SK want a round shield?)

Intent:Intent\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "thats a !@%&ty shield for an SK"
You tell Level_70-79 (5), "No way, SK's can use shields!?!?!"
Intent:Intent\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "no int no str no sta"
Intent:Intent\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "sucky"
Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "\aITEM -1552801301 -1045453294:Arcane Greatwall\/a, \aITEM -1463910661 1315888537:Bulwark of the Grove\/a please note those 2 shields kill that piece of $#!@ from fear"
Caell:Caell\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "\aITEM 397113180 -2673236:small bag of compost\/a so owns those shields"
Intent:Intent\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "even this one is better tand its not great \aITEM 1075664576 -1992900791:Runed Guard of the Ancient Empire\/a"

(Ok, less links. This is EQ, not Link Wars.)

Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "you didnt see the immune to Fear effects"

(Damn, he doesnt even know what a PROC is? its not permanent imunity. Idiot.)

Yurtin:Yurtin\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "\aITEM 1821296846 769649028 1461887522:Kiteshield of Seeing\/a"
Tallyn:Tallyn\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "\aITEM -1418893135 1093271270:Wheel of Nightmares\/a round shield ftw"
Intent:Intent\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "lmao a crusader worried about fear procs hmmmm"
You tell Level_70-79 (5), "Wow, its good for like, 10 mobs in the ENTIRE GAME!"
Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "shadowknights and paladins get this thing called fearless and its not a proc"
Kyrea:Kyrea\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "[Pampers Shield of Dryness]"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "i dont care about Agi line"

(Agi Line? WTF? Fearless is in the Wis line. Damn.)

Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "its on my aa mirror for when i do zones with fear which is a rarity"
Dizi:Dizi\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "fear is fun"
Elessendra:Elessendra\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "yeah need to get one of those"
Dizi:Dizi\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "i dont want it to go away"
Intent:Intent\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "anwyas WTS \aITEM -360050981 944513371:Voracious Shield of Striking\/a taking offers again "
You tell Level_70-79 (5), "i think the conversation has degenerated from "Mindlessly bash Mysticdrew" we need to get it back on topic"

(I was bored, and needed something to do, So I changed the subject. I can be so evil sometimes.)

Dhraevin:Dhraevin\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "lol"
Intent:Intent\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "bashing drew is way too easy"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "*Yawn*"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "ya back to work now"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "cant be standing here on the job"
Yurtin:Yurtin\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "who are you kidding?"
You tell Level_70-79 (5), "Yup, just make sure to click your heals every once in a while, you tend to forget them sometimes"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "i think i have to redo this quest im missing the instructions"

(Omg, Why the hell do we care if your doing a quest? Unless its the quest "Eternal solitude, for others.")

You tell Level_70-79 (5), "Here, ill give you the instructions: Step 1 /camp, Step 2: Delete all your characters, Step 3, cancel eq2. You win, and get a nice reward"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "Show me how Eledeen"
You tell Level_70-79 (5), "Nah, its too complicated for you. heres an easy way: just smash your computer"

(With your face, Preferably.)

Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "lol@eledeen"
Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "nah he should go play wow its easy mode"
Bupiwoik:Bupiwoik\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "would that be his method of zerging that mob?"
You tell Level_70-79 (5), "Zerging the mob! *Takes hammer to moniter* "I cant see it anymore, it must be dead!""
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "?"

(Bah, go google it. Another joke wasted.)

Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "\aITEM -777187614 -2031810715:rough lumbered ebony\/a"

(Another random comment? No wai!)

Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "you talk about us selling *$#! and then you link garbage"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "not much of a rare anymore"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "I aint selling it"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "asumming again..?"

(So if your not selling it, why did you link it to us? God.)

Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "your still spamming the channel with needless drivel"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "oh yeah taking group time away"
You tell Level_70-79 (5), "he still doesnt get it... /sigh"

(One word: RETARD)

Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "doesnt take group time away when you can multitask"
Hotan:Hotan\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "haha"
You tell Level_70-79 (5), "he is multitasking, hes breathing and being annoying at the same time, must be hard for him"

(I think he has to stop breathing to type, One of these days i'll get him to type a paragraph and see if it kills him)

Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "and probably $#!@ting himself too eledeen"
Bupiwoik:Bupiwoik\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "prolly lookin up the word zerg too"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "no I had to delete a quest"
Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "go to character select click delete and type Mysticdrew"
Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "that will fix you right up"
You tell Level_70-79 (5), "yup, completely empties your quest journal"

(It solves the problem, doesn't it?)

Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "clears quest journal and sets you up for an epic adventure!"


Ok, Brief interlude. Intent, who was selling the Shield at the beggining of the log, switches over to Silver, invites Mysticdrew and Caell. (I don't have a problem with Caell, never grouped with him before. He sent me some tells afterward and i got him confused with someone else. and got on his ignore list, lol), gets Mystic killed a few times, than starts bitching at them in group chat. Not my log so I don't know what was said. About 10 minutes later Mysticdrew whines in 70-79 about it.


Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "Silver being stupid again"
You tell Level_70-79 (5), "oh no!"
Baconchip:Baconchip\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "is this worth keeping??\aITEM 1931908492 -599719111:Turmoil Warts\/a"
Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "equipping that helps you resist non direct fear effects in SOF"

(The next comment from Mysticdrew came 2 minutes later)

Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "No one knows what its for"
Baconchip:Baconchip\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "hehe ty "
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "welcome"
Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "can you not read are you illiterate also?"
Baconchip:Baconchip\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed..lol"
Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells you, "omg that dude is %&*$ing stupid"
You tell Darkeshadow, "yup"
Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells you, "i stated what tormoil warts are for and then he says no one knows"
Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells you, "#!@%ing idiot"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "ya u know dark these days"
Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "the warts let you resist non direct fear effects in SOF"

(So Darke says it again, for clarification. Apparently Mysticdrew can't read, breathe, and be annoying at the same time, Too hard for him.)

Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "you cant listen to what mysticdrew says he doesnt know anything about eq2 "
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "oh on ive just been playing for years that's all"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "on=no"
Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "then you must really be stupid to suck as bad as you do"

(Believe me, He sucks so much, he makes black holes look weak.)

Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "only u"
Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "funny you should say that drew iv never had to beg people for a group spot"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "whos begging"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "im doing stuff "
Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "i have reliable sources that have told me you have begged for a group spot"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "full of it then"
Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "i just got about 10 tells from 10 people that said you have"

(Again, I don't have his log, so I don't know who sent the tells, but I believe it)

Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "im busy in TT right now dont have time for games"
Fuegan:Fuegan\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "This is a game, stupid."
Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "you mean you can actually solo gray cons?"
Darkeshadow:Darkeshadow\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "im shocked!"

(Me too. At least he figured out how to turn auto-attack on)

Fuegan:Fuegan\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "drewbashing enters its second hour..."
Naelyan:Naelyan\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "it is isnt it, here i'll help, go to yer my account, to subscriptions for Eq2 and click on cancel"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "?"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "now u can talk about me without me seeing you type anymore have a nice day :)"

(Oh, no! He ignored me!!! /wrists)

Laldily:Laldily\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "we do not want him to delete..cause then he will come back as a char we do not know, and we may possibly group with him=))"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "maybe i can get stuff done now that them wanta waste the screen space is iggied"

(Heres proof, he can't read and click buttons at the same time. Though I may have translated his sentence wrong.)

Naelyan:Naelyan\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "awww... seems that features broken i can still see ya"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "Im in each of your guilds and you dont know it :P~"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "has been for some time"

(If he was in my guild, I would be able to tell. Believe me. Retards just stick out, you know?)

Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "man I love how pieceful it is now .. :)"
Kayastank:Kayastank\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "you didnt have to ignore them they stopped anyway"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "im busy with greys"

(Grey solo mobs. Be careful, they may hit you!)

Fuegan:Fuegan\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "will you people please stop talking to him."
Melodic:Melodic\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "dont forget to heal"
Mysticdrew:Mysticdrew\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "I havent yet"
(1203797751)[Sat Feb 23 13:15:51 2008] Fuegan:Fuegan\/a tells Level_70-79 (5), "healed? we know."

(And he never will.)


Anyways, its 3am. I'm angry, and feel like shooting someone, And this guy is the first person I thought of.

I'm sure im not the only guy on Guk who feels like beating the living shit out of Mysticdrew, and I'm sure there are more stories out there. Come on, Post them here. By the time Mystic reads the whole thing and realizes its about him, We will all be 20 years older.
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Old 02-27-2008, 06:01 AM  
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someone from guk please make that guy post here... this thread has potential.
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Old 02-27-2008, 07:04 AM  
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Finally a RaR with potential!!! /cheers!!
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Old 02-27-2008, 07:13 AM  
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However, Mysticdrew is never wrong. Ever. He says bucklers make your tank suck? Of course, he is always right. No DPS class can ever parse above 1000 DPS? Ok, he said so, it must be true. He solos VP? Yeah, if he says so.

Not.
You go girl.
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Popcorn anyone?
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Five stars from me already, just for all the funny commentary you went through the trouble of adding to those logs. Gawd I hope that jackass comes here to try and defend himself.

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Old 02-27-2008, 09:28 AM  
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shhhhhh.. we be hunting wabbits...

Mysticdrew, come come.. post your reply. We want to hear your side of the argument so we might judge the issue fairly.. right guys? /WINK WINK
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Old 02-27-2008, 09:31 AM  
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Several times Mysticdrew has come up to my guild at the skyfire post in Jarsath, and asked to join our VP raid... Once we told him to follow us up to the door and we'll get him an invite.

bout 30 seconds later he was dead...

some time passes...

the cut people outside said he was still there, waiting for a rez.

I don't remember if they rezzed him or left him, but we got a good chuckle out of it.

Mysticdrew is always spewing some bullshit. funny as hell.

He's probably rumplepumple or cheeselord or something.
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Old 02-27-2008, 10:06 AM  
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He does seem to be a bit of a know it all tard in chat channels.

Guk needs to have a cage match for retards and get black/susperia, mysticdrew, Icanhelp amonst others and have them chat till only one moron is left alive.

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