Aluje -- Kithicor (Brethren Guild)

Khrack · 03-11-2008, 11:10 PM

Now... this guy is actually a very nice, very polite, individual so I don't have anything against him personally but ... OOF! I feel I must post this due to it's my right to spread hilarity throughout the realm.

I got into a pickup group tonight for Crypt of Agony on my 80 Templar due to I was bored out of my skull and we weren't doing "too" terrible though the tank was getting beaten on terribly by mobs. Luckily the fury and myself were able to keep him up but after him almost dying on one of the 4 named skellies in the Farm Square I decided to take it upon myself to check his avoidance and mitigation and such. His mitigation was sitting around 3400 if I recall properly and his avoidance was at 40.2%. I found this a little odd so I asked him if he was in offensive or defensive due to my 80 guardian is usually around 65% avoidance offensive and 72% avoidance defensive. Now, granted, I'm WAY better geared than this guy so I don't expect him to be up to that level but... I would hope he'd get close(ish)...

Hilarity didst then ensue... *points down*

After wiping on the Black Golem guardian my... erm... my modem died. Yar. That's it. I dunno what happened after that

Anyways. Was a fun night overall. I had mountains of frustration melt off me chuckling about the above with friends on Ventrilo.

isabellle · 03-12-2008, 03:59 AM

Fisstafury · 03-12-2008, 05:45 AM

its like that guy who graduates from high school but cant read...

Beli · 03-12-2008, 05:47 AM

What the ever loving fuck? Tell this guy to stop dropping hand cream bombs via a Sears catalog and learn his damned character!

plexiglas · 03-12-2008, 05:52 AM

This is full of win, and it would be amazing if he'd actually come on here and try to defend himself.

unfortunately, I don't think he could answer the questions to actually sign up

Tyla · 03-12-2008, 08:29 AM

I just lolled so hard I splurted tea out of my nose - which was not a pleasant experience

Beli · 03-12-2008, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plexiglas

This is full of win, and it would be amazing if he'd actually come on here and try to defend himself.

unfortunately, I don't think he could answer the questions to actually sign up

There's an internetz?

Ralalron · 03-12-2008, 07:08 PM

You know that 3 years line is bullshit. He bought that shit. Theres no way in fucking hell a guardian, playing for 3 years, doesnt know the difference between offensive and defensive.

Sassybritches · 03-12-2008, 08:12 PM

Wow... just fucking wow...

Nice post Khrack!

osibia · 03-13-2008, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ralalron

You know that 3 years line is bullshit. He bought that shit. Theres no way in fucking hell a guardian, playing for 3 years, doesnt know the difference between offensive and defensive.

you get the stances as a fighter somewhen pre level 10, i.e. when one or two hotbars are more than enough (translate as: when game is easier than wow), so yes, i have to agree, ebay.