Legate

Have you ever met some one so mentally retarded, you just had to ask how they are able to log onto the game? How in the hell they have the mental capacity to remember their login info, or remember how to click the buttons in order to heal or dps? Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you : Lionhearted.





The Beginning!
The story begins a little after I joined Fatal, as their second templar. I had freshly betrayed so had all ad3's and a few masters, I was placed in the OT group, seeing as I had little to no experience as a templar. Right away, Lion's mental retardation was apparent to me.
He had stated immediately that he was the best templar on the server, and could outheal, and outdps any templar ever. In the history of the game. He said he could do all this, regardless of gear because he had been playing his templar for 5 whole years. In a game that had been out for 3. He refused to believe anyone who would tell him that the +90 days he gets for each expansion didn't actually exist.

The irony of this, is that he argued this with everyone for months and months, whenever it happened to come up. But I don't think anyone bothered to eq2players his toon to check his creation date just to shut him up.

EverQuest II Players


Not even creation.


His Obsession with Heal Parses.

Lionhearted had an obsession with heal parses. He seemed to think that the heal parse was the end of all ends. Not only did he, on several occasions, let people in his own group die so he could pad his parse with the 100% res + heal. While in the main tank group he would switch targets to the OT to over-write my reactives just so he could attempt to parse higher than me.
Personally, I know that heal parses mean shit. There are just to many variables.

On several occasions I had to explain to him what his spells did. Because he did not understand the explanation on:






Being on Ventrillo with Lionhearted, to mute, or not to mute. Bah, fuck it. Mute!

Suffice it to say that this Youtube video basically sums up what listening to Lionhearted on vent was like:

YouTube - SCREAMING KIDS holland 1999 noise camp

Sorry, I'm lazy to spend time on the embedding process. About 30 seconds into the video is what it was like, lol.


Miscellaneous Shit:


Lionhearted seems to think that the entire guild was in love with him. Well, here Lion. Maybe this will shut you the fuck up.












I'd have alot more in terms of flame material, but unfortunately my other hard drive that had over 3 months worth of logs died. If anyone has logs of the asshatery this guy spews into chats and groups, please post and make this a decent thread.


Also, yes. It is true that his birth certificate states that his parents are brother and sister.

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Bryse

WooT, so, GK did you have as much fun kicking him from your guild as much as i did when i kicked him from Jaded Souls....
i know how you all feel and we had alot of shit started all from him as well.

Orenishi

Now Legate... YOU are making a rate a retard thread:P:P Glad ya recovered from the accident. Still think ya are a punk though

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Calbiyum

That's a kerra not a lion good sir.

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Mable

rofl
I <3 you Legate.

kakashi feigna

the only reason he got into Fatal in the first place was because i left *shrug*

Lionhearted

I think it so funny Legate and Bryse buddy buddy and both are pathological liars.. Legate you suck as a templar and mysteriously left when you couldnt be in my grp and repop the same day i got booted.. whats the odds of that!! i was in fatal theu 2 guild rebuild devoted ALL my time there enjoyed killing new nameds for the 1st time..i was in fatal way before you were Legate back when Jaixi had it rolling in eof/dof content..And ya see me in your pic there for the Overking kill didnt see your R-TARD put up the heal parse on that either.. did ya lillte punk.. go cry to momma.. theres alot of good ppl in fatal with the exception of about 3..

Bryse i cant believe you have the nerve.. knowing the reason you kicked me from the guild was because i stopped raiding and wouldnt talk to you.. bottom line that was it.. quote you said ...only reason you had me in guild was to raid... well sry bud,,, but i AINT gonna spend my time raiding for nothing.. i met all the requirments and was still denied to use my DKP... hope that brings backs memorys cause i remeber it all the well..

Also Bryse look at your guild (Jaded-Souls) nothing to brag about.. being the way you treated ppl everyone just left but few ppls alts..

And not to mention bryse why would you interfer with another guildy spending there DKP on an item.. and quote you sent them a PM and told them to stop bidding.. therefore allowing another guildy of whom your possibly friends with end up with the item. explain why you did that? So in doing that you lost 2+ raiders on that

Now back to Legate i love how you TRY so dang hard to make yourself try to shine like your the best..and if it werent for Kiele being a leader/officer in fatal i would have been MT healer thru out the entire time.. and i was in there 1st till i had to leave halfway thru a Labs raid once.... Main thing tho fatal fell apart with drama and ppl leaving 2x and yet i stayed loyal to them and didnt leave to better myself .. and i had offers.. but i Stayed.. and see what that got me .. A Piece Of S#$% templar wanna bethats what you are.. have fun and post more lies on here with you bro Bryse hes as bad as you are

Vizion

I'm really not suprised about the "thinking he's the best thing", with how easy classes are to play in this game, people tend to think no one could possibly be better than them, especially with a class like templar, easiest class to play in the fucking game.

The heal parse thing made me lol tho, overwriting OT group reactive? lawl

This guy sounds like lepios

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Slamdar

In the MT group you don't even have to overwrite other people's reactives in order to top a heal parse, although it generally shows nothing. Heal parses are only good to look and see what other healers are focusing on doing...

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Hollywood

Winterblast... this fucking douchebag was invited to a couple of our weekly pickup raids a little while back... he fucking acted like he was the God of Raids, harassing at least one of the guild leaders in tells non-stop during the whole raid telling them everything we were doing was wrong, we should be doing this or that, "in *my* guild, we do it this way" etc. Needless to say, he is no longer welcome, thank Christ.

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