kyriel and avaela should both diaf - Page 22

Stormfists · 05-13-2008, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Faabio

Gnarkill's mom has a handlebar mustache and is pretty butch, she'd probably beat you up.

The wonderful thing about giving up online life is having time to go to the gym every other day for the last 8 months. So im pretty sure id smash her jaw into many tiny pieces.

Anyway, I was referring to Kyriel and Avaela - And the only thing I would smash into many tiny pieces is thier mothers uterouii.

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Originally Posted by Lord Kain

Yes, both Avaela & Kyriel are a bunch of pricks...but wishing them to die in a fire? C'mon.

If it was up to me I would buy a large crate of cuban cigars, make them chain smoke them one by one and hand me the butts to stub them out on thier face. Then I would eat a bundle of asparigus, and drink just enough water to urinate on both of thier faces - To cause maximum sting. Then coat them with a thick layer of salt, and use extra strong UV lamps to melt the salt into thier skin. Before dousing them in iodine lined vodka and setting them a light.

After that, dying in a fire sounds like a blessing - Wouldnt you agree?

Faabio · 05-13-2008, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Stormfists

The wonderful thing about giving up online life is having time to go to the gym every other day for the last 8 months. So im pretty sure id smash her jaw into many tiny pieces.

Gnarkill's mom was working out WHILE giving birth, I'd LIKE to see you even touch her.

She'd probably give you a few sucker punches just to make it fair.

Stormfists · 05-13-2008, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Faabio

Gnarkill's mom was working out WHILE giving birth, I'd LIKE to see you even touch her.

She'd probably give you a few sucker punches just to make it fair.

As long as she suckers something, im all for it.

Shade · 05-13-2008, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Stormfists

The wonderful thing about giving up online life is having time to go to the gym every other day for the last 8 months. So im pretty sure id smash her jaw into many tiny pieces.

lololol. scary ^^

Avaela · 05-13-2008, 12:07 PM

wow stormfists is one angry motherfucker

Nefariouz · 05-13-2008, 12:13 PM

Well, pieces of shit like you seem to have that effect on some people.

Avaela · 05-13-2008, 12:20 PM

hi 2 u 2, do u have rum phor illuziunist in paragoon?

Oizen · 05-13-2008, 12:23 PM

I'm sorry for being mean, Avaela. I saw this pathetic

RaR dying down to barely a lul of coals and decided to... squirt... a... little...

...I know what you're thinking pervert... quit fantasizing about how good my ecock tastes...

...squirt a little lighter-fluid on it, since we both know you deserve more stars. After all the intimate moments we've shared, I know you much better than you know yourself, bitch. I do still have one question for you though.

Are you, or are you not, a wannabe homosexual?

Faabio · 05-13-2008, 12:24 PM

Homosexuals are gay

Shade · 05-13-2008, 12:26 PM

i shall ask you this instead :

are you, or are you not, sexually unsatisfied for posting a long
dumb post about squirting?