Skrye's Retard Thread....Theoretically the best retard ever.

[Jimbo]

[quote=Npappas;52974]My forum posts on this forum and others seem to be having a nasty side effect of sending fucktards into apoplectic shock (well not really but they do /guildremove themselves ).
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I'm sorry but this struck me as funny
I know this thread is reserved for Skrye but I gotta comment here

God npappas you are so full of yourself. You think anyone actually left Lords cause of you or your pathetic alt slackin? You're right tho your post to abom made me cry for hours (the post that got taken out before I could read and only heard about after I left), I couldn't sleep, all I thought about was you and your posts on forums so I left. I couldn't take you being so hateful anymore /cry why? why? WHY?????
/sarcastic off
That's funny cause 2 of us that left didn't even know it was you till someone told us. I personally left cause of all the bitchin....if they don't leave us 5 are ....and ....if they don't shut up me and my peeps are leaving. Yea.... listening to that in game/tells/forum posts is fun.
besides I also find it funny that you came back to a guild that you don't like half the people in or have bad mouth'd, came back all quiet, ninja invited by a friend while nairb stood by letting it happen. How can you join a guild that you hate half the leaders?
Noone that left gives a rats ass about you....really. Hate to break it to you but you're not the last thing we think about before we go to sleep.

Now this is gona be fun. I'm waiting for my post to get broken down line by line word by word cause that is all you can do.

In the words of Epi please put a warning about your random bullshit

[Skrye]

Well normally id save this for talonis's retard thread, but just because this one is so utterly retarded ill post it here.

Thanks for posting the pic tobias. You are just pissed because your girl wanted to see a pic of me and said I was hot. Half of you fucking idiots are probably ashamed of your own pics, but you cant really say shit about mine because im not overweight, im well groomed and I am successful. Ive seen your pic too tobias, you look like a fucking nerd. I dont need to give you any special attention because everyone already knows youre just the next jakelo.

As for talonis, I have to say, reading your post to the guild when you stepped down from leader was pretty damn hilarious. It shows just how weak and pathetic you are, blaming the guild for your incompetence. This was taken straight from lotm private forums, by another of his trusted and loyal guildies....

Daily Drama. Yeah, daily. Not a day goes by that there isn't something.

I have done alot for this guild. I have given alot of my time. I have given alot of my energy. It's easier to find the will to go on and tap your reserves to overcome obstacles when there is a certain sense of knowing there are better times ahead. Call it hope.

I am out of hope.

The game is not fun. At least it isn't when I am logged into my main. While we are in the act of raiding, I'm pretty good. But then the random tell from player 'X' rolls in and my attention is diverted. Whomever coined the term "Ten percent of the people take up 90% of your time", is a smart motherfucker.

This group of people is capable of doing anything. Anything. I think most of them think they are the best on the server, and are in the top guild. The side effect of that is they have grown fat, lazy, complacent, greedy, and uncompromising. If they do not get their way, they deguild or log out. Heck, we've had this infect the officer ranks twice in the past week. I am out of bandwidth to deal with this. I caught myself TRULY angered yesterday. Over a video game. I was mad in real life over a video game. Something wrong there, folks.

That was a great speech, I think you boosted the guilds morale by about 115% that time. Keep up with those good leaderly speeches and youll be back to dominating in no time.

This is my favorite part: The side effect of that is they have grown fat, lazy, complacent, greedy, and uncompromising.

You are everything you just said they were. I present to you, farmer bob:

REMOVED RL PIC POSTED WITHOUT PERMISSION, TAKEN FROM A PRIVATE GUILD WEB SITE

Man thats so fucking sexy, it makes me want to fondle my balls. Is that a moustache or leftover salad tossings? I think you need a little more turtle wax on that balding spot there jimbob.

Whats also funny is he had to post his kiddie pic up to cover up for how dorky he looks now...

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This is him all grown up taking his brand new chevrolet to the store to pick up some milk and eggs...

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Yep, I cant wait for all my friends at fanfaire to check out my new ride. Im going to get to tagteam mahalla and pif and everyone will think im the man.

Who could ask for a better friend and leader.

[Talonis]

Skrye, is there no level you will stoop to make people think you AREN'T completely full of shit?

So someone has given you access to the LOTM members area. Prodigus? Aurellia? Tordyn? That is nice. If the only way you are going to get any material is to log onto someone else's acct and go into the members area of the guild site, include dates please. That post is old. It's is the epitome of fucking gay to post internal guild communication that you are not privelegded to. I absolutely said every word of that and stand behind it. You show only a piece of my post though, so the context is twisted. I am not going to follow up every one of your eq2flames posts with an explaination of shit stolen from LOTM member forums. You dragging out the dirty laundry of an entire guild through unauthorized forum access shows just how jealous you are of what we accomplished.

You are grasping for straws and your desperation is clearly evident. If you cannot get the fact that people hate you and you suck as a raider and guild leader, that is fine. I have supplied you with about 20-ish pages of proof here and an entire expansion + of proof as well. You haven't supplied a single shred of evidence that you aren't everything I stated, and accomplished dick while you led and played.

[Jimbo]

Ok I don't know you well at all Skrye but you comming at tal saying shit about him leading LOTM like that is just fucking retarded. Since I got in the guild he was ALWAYS the motivation and he did get us to push 115% even when we were not progressing like with our MO server first. He kept pushing us and pushing us till we got it. But the thing is it was fun the ENTIRE time. See fun must be something you know nothing about because it's all me me me me. I did this, I made the guild great, I got the server firsts. Piss the fuck off. It was the 23 other people behind you that did it or did you forget it's a guild. All I've got to say is that you leaving the guild was the best thing IMO. Even before I got into raiding I was always hearing shit about you being an ass. But the reason it was great for the guild that you left was that they actually were then able to get some competitent guardians in there. FB, Geezpow, and Abomidable did a hell of a better job then you ever could have at tanking.
The guild has done a lot of great things since you left that they probably wouldn't have been able to do with you there so keep your crying and posting this random shit that has no relevance anymore and keep your dilusional thoughts cause so many times on TS I would hear everyone making a funny comment about you and how retarded you were.
Grats on the fuckups hall of fame .... You're right there with Burno now. You two should go and create your own guild called Retards-r-us and see how many people will follow you guys. I've got hella money that you wouldn't be able to do shit.
Have a nice day =)

[Jimbo]

Oh and I would like fries with that

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[Skrye]

Then how has my pic been posted on page 7 for fucking days now?

Remove that shit too. If this fuck wants to play this game by his rules then so will I.

And talonis, ive had that for a while now. If I was to log into the forum with admin privileges I could think up more creative ways to do some damage. Im only out to show the public eye who you really are. You arent the respectful person youve made yourself out to be. You talk bad about your leaders, members and so called friends. You bash the guild and then you try and edit your version of the post for the members to see.

That was taken straight from the officer forum. Youll notice his version was a little bit different when he posted on guild forums. This guy is bad news. Some of you might be tricked into thinking otherwise, and for that I feel sorry for you. There isnt anything modified in that post, I just left out the boring other half talking about how your farmlife has gotten a little busier. Im only going to post right to the point, im not here to clutter up the forums with a bunch of chit chat that no one wants to read.

Lucky for you he took your pics down, id be ashamed to admit that was me also. Its funny how you can laugh and enjoy fucking with someone else but you cant take it when its being dished back at you. Its also pretty pathetic that you went all gung ho on trying to flame me and didnt even consider that it would drag your guild through the mud. Thats pretty selfish, but then again we dont expect much less from you.

Trying to figure out who all your culprits from the guild are is just a waste of your time. Half of them are people you least expect, and some Ive never even known before. The fact that you name peoples names just shows how much you trust those particular people. Be careful who you ban on the forum because it just might be one of the few who like you. You better get your app ready for trinitas, because I dont see the guild wanting your drama around for too long. As long as you are there, its gonna continue to get worse. And yes, I understand this whole battle makes us both look bad, but I already weighed those options when you started with me, and since I have no intent to play this game anymore, it doesnt really affect me. Enjoy the rest of your time on eq2, farmer bob.

[Skrye]

Jimbo, you dont know shit about what you are saying. You are just another victim or buying into the hearsay and rumors from the idiots you surround yourself with. Listen to what I actually say before making a claim. I never said lotms accomplishments were all me nor did I discredit the other 23 people, that is a big misconception that a lot of people just cant comprehend.

I said forming the guild and getting it to a point where we were stable, and had a reputation capable of keeping the guild in that position was the result of my initial labor. Not a single member was around for that thats there now, so how can I share the credit with anyone from that guild? A guilds success is mostly dependent on its reputation, and that reputation was formed long before talonis or half those people were around. Thats where the real work comes in, not after. Yeah, we all put in a lot of hours together and we made shit happen, but a lot of those members werent the type to go through the longhaul from the start, they were the "ill join something already established" type. Not everyone wants to spend their time in a guild thats not doing much, busting their ass and stressing out over it while there are 5 other guilds out raiding. You dont have a clue what thats like. Thats where my respect goes, and its also why I never claimed to do everything in insurgence.

You can go on saying the same bullshit, but as ive said before, the people that were in the guild before know exactly what it was like, and the people that want to come here to talk shit that have no clue dont. Fact is, unless you knew me or witnessed the whole experience firsthand, you shouldnt be passing judgement. Ask some older members what it was like, and ask them if we had the drama you guys have now. You can point the finger all you like, or join the fuck skrye club like all the other people that wanna be noticed for it. If you have a valid reason to hate me, thats cool. I never harassed anyone in game or really went out looking to start a war, but I sure get targeted a lot by people. That says a lot right there. The only flak I get ever, is for lashing back at people. Thats just me, an eye for an eye. You either hate me or you love me. I can be the coolest person you ever meet, or I can be your worst enemy, that much is upto you.

None of this even had to take place, but Talonis has been asking for it for quite some time now. If he had just left me alone and not started shit, everything would be cool. Theres just no other way to conform with a bunch of asshats on here, without inviting more flamers and communicating the way they are used to. If there was, then this would have been handled in a more appropriate manner. Theres no one to blame for what the guild is going through over this other then Talonis. I never felt the need to attack them once since I left, and thats certainly not my intention now. Fact is, this is all coming out in the wash, and Talonis is just egging it on and on. Maybe more people will hate me for this, and thats fine too, but there are a lot of people who will also be glad I stood my ground on this, and know that what I say has merit.

Im sure the guild wants to know who their leaders are and exactly who they choose to support. Im simply delivering it. They can take my word for most of it or they can find out the hard way. Either way I dont care, Its their time theyre wasting. I spent over a year playing babysitter for a lot of these people, so I know them fairly well. I can tell you exactly who is a great member to have in your guild, and I can tell you exactly who you dont want around. Use that to your benefit. If they are ever able to flush out the idiots and rebuild it without trying to drag my name through the mud, then ill fully support it. Until then, as long as they have asshats for leaders that want to keep bringing up my name and slamming me ill take offense to that. I did a fuckload of a lot of work busting my ass so that a lot of them could have what they have. If you think that just because some random player apps and joins the guild that he was an asset and a credit to the core dynamic then you are just plain fucking retarded.

There are the core "backbone" players and there are the fillers. I know who the backbone players are and I respect them. They are what holds the guild together but at the same time, they arent what got it off the ground. A lot of my respects go out to members that arent even in that guild anymore, for what they went through with me in the beginning. When youve done that and know wtf im talking about then maybe youll see things a bit differently, until then you just wont understand.

[Talonis]

Originally Posted by Skrye

And talonis, ive had that for a while now. If I was to log into the forum with admin privileges I could think up more creative ways to do some damage. Im only out to show the public eye who you really are. You arent the respectful person youve made yourself out to be. You talk bad about your leaders, members and so called friends. You bash the guild and then you try and edit your version of the post for the members to see.

That was taken straight from the officer forum. Youll notice his version was a little bit different when he posted on guild forums. This guy is bad news. Some of you might be tricked into thinking otherwise, and for that I feel sorry for you. There isnt anything modified in that post, I just left out the boring other half talking about how your farmlife has gotten a little busier. Im only going to post right to the point, im not here to clutter up the forums with a bunch of chit chat that no one wants to read.

Going over how much damage you could do to the guild site. Now that is the first truthful thing you have posted. You are certainly a special breed of asshole. As far as the little excerpt you stole from the officer forums a year after being a member of the guild, that is just about your speed. Thanks for the ethics lesson.

Originally Posted by Skrye

Trying to figure out who all your culprits from the guild are is just a waste of your time. Half of them are people you least expect, and some Ive never even known before. The fact that you name peoples names just shows how much you trust those particular people. Be careful who you ban on the forum because it just might be one of the few who like you. You better get your app ready for trinitas, because I dont see the guild wanting your drama around for too long. As long as you are there, its gonna continue to get worse. And yes, I understand this whole battle makes us both look bad, but I already weighed those options when you started with me, and since I have no intent to play this game anymore, it doesnt really affect me. Enjoy the rest of your time on eq2, farmer bob.

I'm quite sure you would be immensely amused to have me play your guessing game. I'll pass though. It is obvious that whoever it is shares your level of ignorance and lack of sack. "OOOOO. hahaha! Guess who my mole is? LOLZ!"

Whatever.

I'm pretty sure this little battle is making just you look bad. Go bump cocks with you homo mole friend. I'll be here wracking my brain trying to figure out who your clever little friend is. /boggle

Merry Xmas Skrye. Nobody else will probably saw that to you. Now get back in line. If you and grandma are gonna get xmas dinner at St. Vinnie DePaul, you better get your spot saved now before the winos sober up.

[Pif]

I like to think that all girls that play eq2 look like Nipplegirl in rl...and all the guys look like Nipplegirl without the breasts.



P.S. Skyre dress up like Nipplegirl and post the pic for me thanks