Skrye's Retard Thread....Theoretically the best retard ever.

[Talonis]

Originally Posted by Skrye

Give me a fucking break lol. You must be upset still about me declining your app.

LMAO. You declined Phovio? One of the best pallies to play the game. Good read on that one, dumbshit.

Originally Posted by Skrye

So you honestly believe that if you took me, and then talonis, and put us both on the server with not knowing anyone and had us both form a guild from scratch, that his would dominate mine?

Dunno about Phovio, but I'd say yuppers.

Originally Posted by Skrye

He doesnt have a fucking clue. He got handed a guild that took a lot of hard work to get organized. You call that a leader?

Handed. Right. Dumped is a far more accurate description. Dumped with no bards, brigand, warriors, a shit heap for an EKP system, a looted guild bank, and workable raid strats for LJ and 1/2 of GoAA. You call that organized?

Originally Posted by Skrye

We all know what the truth is, some just dont want to accept it. Thats ok though, I could care less about what goes on with the goat herder anymore. Ill leave the drama crowd to their little scene and ill be enjoying my time doing something productive and being successful in and out of game.

...and coping with the crushing knowledge that your impotent leadership is what was holding us back. Successful out of game? Promoted to Fries already? The only thing you were successful in doing ingame was annoying everyone, embarassing members, giving Mystafet, Jakelo, and Dumperd awesome material to cut you up, and solidifying yourself a spot in the Hall of Tools.

Originally Posted by Skrye

Im so glad I could stir you up and make you look just as patheic as you were when I was in the guild. Im sure your little fanbois will be cheering you on.

Oh Skrye. They won't be cheering me. They will be too busy typing their own novellas of how Mistmoore was Munson'ed, err, Skrye'd, err, yeah.....you get it. Then again, maybe you don't.

[Skrye]

Who really cares phov, get back under talonis desk and resume the headbob.

Again, you can word things how you want, but it wont change the facts. The fact that I can walk away from the game and people still talk about me, both good and bad, shows I made more of an impression on mm then either of you two clowns.

I could care less about what you did after I left or what you continue to do, because ive accomplished everything I wanted to in the game, and I can move on and live a nice life without having to deal with your drama. Of course, you will still be here, caught up in the whole scene, and being a loser but hey, we each have our own life to live.

[Talonis]

Originally Posted by Skrye

Who really cares phov, get back under talonis desk and resume the headbob.

Yeah Phovio. Watch your teeth this time.

Originally Posted by Skrye

Again, you can word things how you want, but it wont change the facts. The fact that I can walk away from the game and people still talk about me, both good and bad, shows I made more of an impression on mm then either of you two clowns.

You're right. They still talk about the impressions Hitler left in Europe, R-12 left on the ozone layer, and closer to home for you - lead based paint on baby crib rails. Thank you for once again pointing out how everything is about you. I couldn't have done it better myself. Taking pride in the bad impressions you left is sheer brilliance and so utterly Skrye-esque. It qualifies, legitimizes, validates, and epitomizes everything this thread was started for.

Originally Posted by Skrye

I could care less about what you did after I left or what you continue to do, because ive accomplished everything I wanted to in the game, and I can move on and live a nice life without having to deal with your drama. Of course, you will still be here, caught up in the whole scene, and being a loser but hey, we each have our own life to live.

Your resume is impressive. Almost as good as my alt. Your gear is much worse though. If you are ready to move on, please do so. I can't wait for some old school Static and Tribes folks to find this. It will satiate my drama tapeworm and your fixation with the impression you leave.

[Tordyn]

holy fuck .. i haven't read this much since .. well .. two weeks ago in my college finals ..

MY HEAD HURTS :P

[Kurp]

I bet theres gonna be a "theoretically" at the end of this thread.

[Calthine]

Well, theoreticly, yeah...

[Mojitin]

This rivals the awesomeness of the "Gaige vs Disso" thread, it really does.
What can I say about Skrye that Talonis hasn't already? Nothing, really. His stench stills lingers around the LoTM guild tag, and imo, they will never be rid of it. It is extremely difficult for me personally to take LoTM seriously and everyone knows that who talks to me, and it's because of Skrye's influence in the guild when I was in Static. From trying to zerg Terrorantula (roflcopters for everyone!) to "theoretically" beating Courts, all the more driving the name "Lords of the Triple Moons" to being the laughing stock of Mistmoore. Honestly, I don't think that will ever go away, no matter how successful the guild may be. GG Skrye for fucking up a decent guild's reputation to satisfy your own greed and ambition.

[Devarabriel]

god....I remember when Kra'thuk (?, dunno about the proper name) was up and LOTM was whiping on it for a few hours now...after seeing them whipe a few times barely getting him to berzerk kra'thuk....then we showed up and dominated berzerk kra'thuk on a first try. oh the joys of T5...
with all due respect to most of the LOTM people from that time....but I think LOTM at that point...and mostly due to skrye, was a laughing matter...

[Epitaphe]

rofl was about to say this thread would please emoec and there he shows up right as i was reading it
/wave mike

I m still giggling at the memory of skrye trying to pull terrorantula to the revive point to zerg it. So priceless.

[Devarabriel]

this pleases me greatly

/wave damien